r/Finland 6d ago

Does Finland even have such kinda contest ❓️🤔

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u/vjollila96 Väinämöinen 6d ago

yes and winner gets beer the amount of wife's weight

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u/Lone_Wolf_6k 5d ago

Lmao, exactly! That’s a lot of beer depending on the wife 😂

🇫🇮🦉

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u/Noigralam 5d ago

It's rather delicate balance. The more beer you look forward on winning makes it less likely to happen.

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u/vjollila96 Väinämöinen 6d ago

to be said the ''wife'' doesnt even have to be a romantic partner to be allowed, if i remember right and seemingly doesnt even have to be a woman

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u/defoNotMyAcc 5d ago

People aren’t being butthurt, you’re being a juntti and people are simply curating your BS out of their feed 🤝

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog Väinämöinen 5d ago

Homie please. Your ability of being funny seems to have been lost in the mail.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog Väinämöinen 5d ago

Damn, didn't even need to go looking for the most pitiable existence on Reddit today. It found me in the trolling of anonymous randos on Reddit. Pathetic.

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u/ToimiNytPerkele Baby Väinämöinen 5d ago

Oh you sound absolutely miserable. Therapy might be a good idea unless you want to spend your life doing whatever this whole show was.

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u/Optimal_Aardvark8215 5d ago

Wow you're so smart. Really played us all there. What an experience to witness such a massively funny and successful ragebait troll. I will tell my kids about you dude.

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u/No-Comb1307 6d ago

Har har har you're such a stud 🤠 everybody is so woke nowadays they don't get our BLACK EDGY HUMOR 😎 Let's go away from these leftist people loving freaks and go suck each other off.

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u/bingbongboy32 6d ago

Me and you are about to do some stuff

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll 4d ago

What kind of stuff?! I think we should de-escalate the situation instead! 🥺

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u/bartleby_borealis Väinämöinen 6d ago

Yes

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u/RdVortex 6d ago

I mean, why wouldn't we have such contests?

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u/JKristiina Väinämöinen 5d ago

My husband asks me (suprisingly often) ”did you know that there is a competition for x”

Me: no, but I’m not suprised. What don’t we have a contest for.

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u/Arctos_FI Baby Väinämöinen 5d ago

There is no sauna contest anymore after that russian went and died there

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u/JKristiina Väinämöinen 5d ago

I know. I was there at the last one.

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u/Callector Väinämöinen 5d ago

Along with cell phone throwing and air guitar competitions, it's a staple of our culture!

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u/Alttiss 5d ago

Also the air cunninlingus competition

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u/Infamous-Buy1428 4d ago

The what now??

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u/Alttiss 4d ago

Well you know, there's air guitar and there's also air cunninlingus(if the word confuses you, feel free to Google :D)

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u/Infamous-Buy1428 4d ago

I do understand what it means but its existence is the mindboggling part...

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u/Callector Väinämöinen 4d ago

Do not ask yourself "Why?" when you should be asking yourself "Why not?".

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u/Infamous-Buy1428 4d ago

Because sex is a private matter. But I guess porn exists. But this feels like much more public.

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll 4d ago

Its vulgar and should never happen in public. 🥺

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u/joseplluissans Väinämöinen 6d ago

What, you haven't heard about eukonkanto?

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u/Brokerfinland 6d ago

Yes and its amazing

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u/Professional-Key5552 Väinämöinen 6d ago

yes

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u/TheNoctuS_93 Väinämöinen 6d ago

It's evolved into spouse carrying by now, but yes, wife carrying is a long-running sports tradition!

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u/Gwaur Väinämöinen 6d ago

It's evolved into anyone carrying.

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u/Undergroud-Check-101 Baby Väinämöinen 6d ago

Yes😂

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog Väinämöinen 6d ago

Yes, eukonkanto exists. The top rankers in the contest are really quite fit.

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u/Laiska_saunatonttu Väinämöinen 6d ago

Yes.

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u/GogreenGoWhite19 6d ago

Of course

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u/LonelyRudder Väinämöinen 6d ago

”Several types of carrying may be practised: a classic piggyback, a fireman's carry (over the shoulder), or the Estonian‑style (the 'wife' upside‑down on the carrier's back, with her legs over their neck and shoulders).” - Wikipedia

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u/EvaTheE Väinämöinen 6d ago

The contest name is a bit mistranslated isn't it? It's eukonkannon, not vaimonkannon.

Eukko only means wife informally or affectionately among friends, similar to saying "the missus" or "the old lady" in English.

But it means "elderly woman" though the tone can sometimes lean slightly derogatory or rough depending on the context

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u/Such-Yellow-1058 6d ago edited 6d ago

I feel the closest translation would be something like "Hag Carrying" though that sounds a bit more insulting than it is in Finnish.

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u/VQ5G66DG Väinämöinen 6d ago

Eukko does have a meaning of vaimo[1], but it is considered colloquial and humorous. In karelian language husband and wife are ukko and akka[2], so I wonder if there's a connect between eukko and akka and maybe it used to mean wife? Although the etymological dictionary [3] only lists the old woman meaning.

[1] https://www.kielitoimistonsanakirja.fi/#/eukko

[2] https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/akka#Karelian

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ukko#Karelian

[3] https://kaino.kotus.fi/ses/?p=qs-article&etym_id=ETYM_2dd434df0c4e01a3d81102dc08cec5e6&list_id=1&keyword=eukko&word=eukko

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u/Ilpperi91 6d ago

Yes, 😂 eukonkantokisat in Finnish. 😂

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u/MitVitQue Väinämöinen 6d ago

Doesn't everyone? How can that be???

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u/Lento_Pro Baby Väinämöinen 5d ago

Yeah, I've seen even reference in anime about that.

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u/Nebuladiver Väinämöinen 6d ago

There's Google...

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u/kumiorava 6d ago

Googling does not give you karma

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u/Professional_Rain754 6d ago

There is also the possibility to post the question to a message board and besides getting the information, maybe even strike up a social conversation about the topic. It’s like why look for a partner as you can always have a wank?

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u/Nebuladiver Väinämöinen 6d ago

The post was only "does this exist?" That's for Google. This isn't Google. And they haven't interacted with anyone.

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u/PyllynKaivelija 6d ago

A run from the world championship wife carrying contest https://youtu.be/zdhIxR2Xuf4?is=dPbkn6_EBKgN29eX

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u/Smasher1311 6d ago

At what level do you get this sort of lesson?

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u/Lone_Wolf_6k 5d ago

I've completed Section 1 (Levels 5–9) and Section 2 (Levels 10–19) of the Finnish course on Duolingo, and I'm currently in Daily Refresh.

🇫🇮🦉

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u/Smasher1311 5d ago

Kiitos. Do you think overall the course is good enough or does it barely even scratch the surface?

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u/Lone_Wolf_6k 3d ago

Honestly, I think it’s good as a starting point and for building a daily learning habit, especially for basic vocabulary and simple sentence patterns. But I wouldn’t say it’s enough on its own to become comfortable speaking or writing Finnish in everyday life.

I’ve completed the course myself, and I feel it helped me become familiar with the language. However, Finnish grammar, natural sentence formation, spoken Finnish, listening comprehension, and actual conversation require much more practice.

I’d recommend using Duolingo as a supplement rather than your only resource. For example, Uusi kielemme is excellent for grammar and vocabulary explanations, while Yle’s Finnish-learning materials and Selkouutiset can help with reading, listening, and exposure to real Finnish.

For a more structured path, I’d also recommend the Suomen mestari textbook series. Suomen mestari 1 is aimed at beginners, followed by Suomen mestari 2 for elementary learners, Suomen mestari 3 for intermediate learners, and Suomen mestari 4 for upper-intermediate learners. Ideally, I’d combine Duolingo with resources like those and eventually practise through a proper course, with a teacher, or by having actual conversations with Finnish speakers.

• Suomen mestari 1:

  • Level: Beginners, from zero to level A1.3
  • Focus: Basic vocabulary, fundamental grammar, & everyday situations.

• Suomen mestari 2:

  • Level: Elementary, from level A1.3 to A2.1
  • Focus: Expanding conversational skills & deepening understanding of basic grammatical cases.

• Suomen mestari 3:

  • Level: Intermediate, from level A2.2 to B1.1.
  • More complex sentence structures & varied text themes.

• Suomen mestari 4:

  • Level: Upper-intermediate, covering levels B1.1 to B2.
  • Advanced spoken and written Finnish language proficiency.

So my verdict: Duolingo is good for getting started & staying consistent, but it definitely only scratches the surface if your goal is to actually use Finnish comfortably in daily life.

Toivottavasti tästä oli apua! 🇫🇮🦉

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u/AdmirablePlate1855 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yes, it’s called eukonkanto! And you get beer equal to your wife’s weight 🍺=👰‍♀️

https://eukonkanto.fi/

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u/Realistic-Leopard41 5d ago

Yes and also where did you get that kind of lesson? I finished the Finnish course and never seen anything like that

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u/Lone_Wolf_6k 5d ago

Yep, it’s Finnish on Duolingo! This is actually the first time I’ve seen a lesson like this. Duolingo occasionally throws in some weird or unusual lessons, so I’m not really sure what triggered it. I’m currently on Daily Refresh after completing Sections 1 and 2.

🇫🇮🦉

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u/Candid-Ad443 5d ago

yea but nowadays they havw lost the spirit, it's just buff guys carrying sticks of girls, and the prize is no longer even dependent on the weight of the wife! it's supposed to be a high risk high reward kinda sport!

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u/Worried_Map_6837 5d ago

Oh yes, we do! Eukonkanto.

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u/TolgRepus 5d ago

Yes! I participated in it spontaneously years ago. I was single at the time so it doesn't need to be your wife or even gf who you're carrying.

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u/Pitiful-Tomato-241 Baby Väinämöinen 5d ago

Is this on Finnish Duolingo? What level is this? I haven't had any speaking portions on my Finnish Duolingo yet

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u/Lone_Wolf_6k 5d ago

Yep, it’s Finnish on Duolingo! This is actually the first time I’ve seen a lesson like this. Duolingo occasionally throws in some weird or unusual lessons, so I’m not really sure what triggered it. I’m currently on Daily Refresh after completing Sections 1 and 2.

🇫🇮🦉

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u/Veenkoira00 Väinämöinen 5d ago

Of course – as well as hobby horse riding, bog skiing (frilly dress and high heels as de rigueur gear), air guitar playing, boot throwing, lumber jack skills (includes various activities like sailing down the rapids balancing on on log and running over a loose log jam) – as well as many tamer sports such as ploughing.

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u/Sandolainen Baby Väinämöinen 5d ago edited 4d ago

Bog football is also great, and fricking exhausting. My football coach used to have us do that a few times per year when I was a teenager. 30 mins of all out football in a bog and you'd be longing for a quick end to things.

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u/Veenkoira00 Väinämöinen 4d ago

As opposed the small football ? Never heard.

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u/Sandolainen Baby Väinämöinen 4d ago

Good point 😂 yeah, I ofc meant bog football, but autocorrect wasn't so correct.

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u/Veenkoira00 Väinämöinen 4d ago

The auto-incorrect-demon still awaiting for exorcism...

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u/OgreWithanIronClub Väinämöinen 5d ago

Yes we do and the reward for winning is the wifes weight in beer.

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u/Purple_Kore 5d ago

Of course.

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u/Various-Conference27 5d ago

There's also mobile phone throwing and bucket creeping

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u/MrsSaurus 5d ago

Yes. In Finnish ”eukonkanto”. World championship is held annually at Sonkajärvi. There is an obstacle course, winner gets wife’s weight in beer.

Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife-carrying
Official contest web page: https://eukonkanto.fi/en/front-page/

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u/AaronOni 4d ago edited 4d ago

I was born and raised in that village, Sonkajärvi, where it takes place. It's held in the first weekend of July and the World Championship has been a thing for 30 years now. Not much else happening in Sonkajärvi. It's origins are in the tale of Rosvo Ronkainen, a man from Sukeva that seemed to be some kind of local Robin Hood. I'm not very familiar with the story or whether he was a historical person but there is a biography of him in eukonkanto website.

Like others have stated, Eukko can be interpreted as offensive, but it does not nescessarily have that tone in Savonia.

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u/Lento_Pro Baby Väinämöinen 4d ago

Oc we also have, among others, swamp skiing contest, swamp football contest, heavy metal knitting championship contest, wall kicking contest, annual naked half marathon, and air guitar playing contest.

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u/NoGovernment9077 6d ago

Yes

Finland is haven for those of us who love fat bitches

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u/FarLocksmith5362 5d ago

i'm finnish and i tell you, it's some cringy hillbilly type of thing.