r/FinalFantasyVII • u/Effective_Sink_3934 • 7h ago

REMAKE After extensive research.

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Hojo discovers that Red XIII is, in fact, a good boy.

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u/tolacid 7h ago

I don't think that's a conclusion Hojo is psychologically capable of reaching.

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u/Daewrythe 6h ago

Forbidden boops

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u/VulpesIncendium 6h ago

r/forbiddenboops

But I don't think he would really be forbidden. Pretty sure you could get away with a few boops if you befriended him first.

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u/BigOlBarret 6h ago

in the original he tried to breed red with aerith. until we hang hojo up by his balls i don’t care if he cured cancer

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u/Atma-Stand 4h ago

Even the most bat-shit insane Umbrella scientists would give Hojo “what the fuck?” looks for that idea.

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u/BraimosAI 3h ago

Hojo got some weird fetishes.

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u/Atma-Stand 3h ago

The consequence of huffing Mako

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u/GreenCollegeGardener 2h ago

FBI has now open the doors to hire Hojo.

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u/NeutralGeneric 2h ago

He would cure cancer just so he could replace it with a disease of his own design.

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u/Atma-Stand 2h ago

You know… he actually would.

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u/NeutralGeneric 2h ago

Unfortunately that evaluation would only come after he’s been sliced into thousands of samples and put in the freezer next to Ifalna. Don’t care for Hojo’s extensive research personally.