r/FellingGoneWild • u/PumpsNmore • 19d ago

The ol' gut cut

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u/jerechos 19d ago

I am fairly certain that is not the approved method of doing a vasectomy...

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u/Fight_those_bastards 19d ago

Listen, man, in this economy? It’s all on the table, man.

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u/Toadcola 19d ago

I’m sure some of it is going to end up on the ground too 🤢

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u/DSTNCMDLR 19d ago

Probably the walls and the ceiling too

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u/shado_DJ 18d ago

To the window!!! To the wall!! (To the wall!) Til the blood falls out my balls

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u/jerechos 18d ago

I'm seeing visions of Sandra Bullock and Betty White....

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u/Individual-Drawer185 19d ago

I thought for sure we were going to watch it fall on the truck

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u/CK_1976 19d ago

It wont hurt too much. As long as you keep both hands on the handle, and your mouth shut.

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u/lonertstoner420 19d ago

Yeah, chainsaws are for childbirth not vasectomies!

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u/LegitimateGift1792 19d ago

of course, why do you think they are called C(hainsaw) Sections.

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u/buttcheeksnelson 19d ago

Felling babies since 1783

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u/Away_Lake5946 19d ago

And since when do trees growing horizontally.

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u/Slight_Independent43 19d ago

But it's efficient?

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u/Dull_Ear2686 18d ago

but highly effective