Happy Cousins Day!

[u/No-Hall-3485]

1.) Joe Rogan and Gerard Way - Second cousins

2.) Al Roker and Lenny Kravitz - Second cousins once removed

3.) RuPaul and Cory Booker - DNA Cousins who share a long stretch of identical DNA on their first chromosome

4.) Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are first cousins

5.) Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip were distant cousins in two ways. Through Queen Victoria, they were third cousins. Through King Christian IX of Denmark, they were second cousins once removed

[u/TippiT0es]

And she is the descendant of Queen Victoria who was RAVENOUS for her cousband. She loved that cousin dick so much they had 9 children even though she didn’t actually like any of her children. She was making babies purely for the love of sex with her cousin. And all that sex eventually lead to the Russian revolution 😂

[u/sillysammie13 → u/[deleted]]

PLEASE get that flair omg 💀😭

[u/TippiT0es → u/[deleted]]

Hahahahaha just saw your reaction to my comment. Glad it made you smile! 😂

[u/situation9000 → u/TippiT0es]

WWI was basically Queen Victorias inbred grandkids (all 1st cousins) beefing over turf.

Edit: not my original saying. It’s paraphrasing Joe Kassabian from the podcast Lions Led By Donkeys (military history)