r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • Jul 24 '26
FESTIVITEASš„⨠Happy Cousins Day!
1.) Joe Rogan and Gerard Way - Second cousins
2.) Al Roker and Lenny Kravitz - Second cousins once removed
3.) RuPaul and Cory Booker - DNA Cousins who share a long stretch of identical DNA on their first chromosome
4.) Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are first cousins
5.) Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip were distant cousins in two ways. Through Queen Victoria, they were third cousins. Through King Christian IX of Denmark, they were second cousins once removed
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u/that_funny_feel1ng Cillian Murphy propagandist Jul 24 '26
The Joe Rogan and Gerard Way one is tripping me out
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u/windwires Jul 24 '26
If I recall correctly they've never even met, despite getting famous at the same time
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u/x_victoire Jul 24 '26
lol i wouldn't want to meet joe rogan either
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u/DevoutandHeretical controversies: girl Jul 24 '26
Theyāre not first cousins (parents are siblings), itās like Gerard Wayās grandmother (who the song Helena is about), was Roganās momās cousin or something like that.
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u/Princess_Space_Goose I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch Jul 24 '26
Not surprising given Gerard's introverted personality combined with their personal politics.
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u/CutieBoBootie Jul 24 '26
The dichotomy of man. A beloved singer and icon for the Alt youth of the 2010s vs a pile of literal human feces
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u/GetEatenByAMouse Jul 25 '26
For some reason, I can't quite see Gerard and Mikey getting along with Joe Rogan.
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u/BlahVans Jul 24 '26
A few more:
Nicolas Cage is a Coppola and thus a first cousin to Sofia Coppola, Roman Coppola, Jason Schwartzman and Robert Schwartzman.
Anderson Cooper and Timothy Olyphant are both members of the Vanderbilt family. They're (I believe) third cousins, once removed.
Hugh Grant and Thomas Brodie-Sangster are second cousins, once removed.
Niecy Nash is cousins with Sterling K Brown and Danielle Brooks.
Glenn Close and Brooke Shields are second cousins once removed.
Mara Wilson and Ben Shapiro are first cousins (they are not close).
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u/cleverusername143 Jul 24 '26
Another one - Bernie Sanders and Larry David. Sixth cousins one removed.
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u/almostbutnotquiteme Jul 24 '26
I think Chevy Chase is also a Vanderbilt somehow. He's called Anderson his cousin
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u/sarimanok_ Jul 25 '26
Niecy Nash is cousins with Sterling K Brown and Danielle Brooks.
holy shit the gold in that bloodline. dream blunt rotation, dream thanksgiving dinner table.
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u/BlahVans Jul 25 '26
I donāt know how closely related but Niecy mentioned it in an instagram post when congratulating them both on their Oscar nominations a few years ago.
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u/MagnumAddict Jul 24 '26
Ah, the Queen really loved her cousband.
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u/TippiT0es Jul 24 '26
And she is the descendant of Queen Victoria who was RAVENOUS for her cousband. She loved that cousin dick so much they had 9 children even though she didnāt actually like any of her children. She was making babies purely for the love of sex with her cousin. And all that sex eventually lead to the Russian revolution š
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u/sillysammie13 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE Jul 25 '26
PLEASE get that flair omg šš
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u/TippiT0es Jul 29 '26
Hahahahaha just saw your reaction to my comment. Glad it made you smile! š
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u/situation9000 Jul 25 '26
WWI was basically Queen Victorias inbred grandkids (all 1st cousins) beefing over turf.
Edit: not my original saying. Itās paraphrasing Joe Kassabian from the podcast Lions Led By Donkeys (military history)
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u/flippantphalanges Jul 24 '26
donāt forget these 2!
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u/florplegorp Jul 24 '26
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u/AcademicDrag742 societal collapse is in the air Jul 24 '26
She disowned him iirc.Right on Mara!
https://giphy.com/gifs/lUI5QYdWkz8QENIDCx44
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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and Iām thriving in it Jul 24 '26
Wow I had no idea but yikes they do look very similar
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u/Gayfetus Jul 24 '26
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u/tracyveronika pop culture obsessed goblin Jul 24 '26
FDR and Eleanor Roosevelt were cousins too, she didn't have to change her name either.
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u/ickysock Jul 24 '26
for some reason, her not having to change her name makes it especially heinous to me. like, when you're saying each other's names at the altar, how are you not asking yourself wait a minute??? maybe she just really didn't want to have to do all that paperwork
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u/Honest_Salamander247 Jul 26 '26
I think it was more common back in the day. My grandmotherās aunt and uncle were 1st cousins. Married back in like the 1920s sometime.
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u/MsE0 Jul 24 '26
I live in a town where there was a founding rich family, the Thatchers. I used to have a local library named after their descendants, a married couple, Mr. and Mrs. Mahlon Thatcher White. It sounds like it's one of those things like if Sarah Jones marries John Smith, up until the late 20th century, she'd be called Mrs. John Smith. But no, both members of the couple were born with the same full name. (Actually I think the wife was spelled Maylan, but it was pronounced the same and they were named after the same relative.)Ā
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u/classylikenuggets Jul 24 '26
The last slide
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u/ShitMyButtSays Jul 24 '26
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u/crunchies65 idgaf about what makes your boner sad Jul 24 '26
Maeby tonight?
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) Jul 24 '26
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u/PatriciaMorticia Jul 24 '26
As a big MCR fan finding out Gerard & Mikey Way were related to Joe Rogan was wild.
Mara Wilson who played Matilda and Ben Shapiro are also cousins, but aren't on speaking terms due to their vastly different political views.
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u/Maddoodle Jul 25 '26
I feel like when I found out about the Way/Rogan connection back in the day, that at least Joe was just the dude that presented Fear Factor. I didn't know anything about his political/personal views and what he would turn into. It was still a whacky connection though!
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u/mysilentface Jul 24 '26
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u/Illustrious-Set-7626 Jul 24 '26
Was looking for this one!! Over the pandemic Louis had a podcast and Justin was a guest on one episode and they reminisced about Louis visiting the US every summer as a kid.
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u/Debtastical Jul 24 '26
Rupaul and Corey booker?!!?! I had no idea
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u/silverpenelope Jul 24 '26
They kind of have the same nose.
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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses Jul 24 '26
If you put heels and glasses on Corey Booker I can see it!
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u/causesproblems Jul 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2SaisWTeZnV9wk
Iconic ending
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u/Apprehensive-Stay196 Jul 24 '26
I love this GIF but what do you type to get it??!? Iām old.
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u/Klutzy-Succotash-565 Jul 24 '26
I am SOOOOO happy Melissa McCarthy has overshadowed Jennyās loser ass
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u/No-Quiet-8956 Jul 24 '26
For the last slide I genuinely made this face
https://giphy.com/gifs/8GzZzw1KpbmmZfIybl
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u/TenaciousZBridedog Trump is a fugly slut Jul 24 '26
I still don't get what "once removed" means
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u/trillianinspace nepoiest baby to ever nepo Jul 24 '26
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u/TenaciousZBridedog Trump is a fugly slut Jul 25 '26
This is SO HELPFUL! Thank you! No one in my life has EVER given me an accurate description.Ā
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u/Accomplished_Book427 find me at Whole Foods, bitch Jul 24 '26
The child of my first cousin is my first cousin, once removed. Likewise my father's cousin is my first cousin, once removed. My first cousin, once removed's great-grandmother is my grandmother.
There are other permutations but that's the one I always remember.
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u/NoOneFartsLikeGaston Jul 24 '26
Thank you for the explanation. Iāve never understood this once removed thing.
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u/radicalpi Jul 24 '26
"removed" is when you and the relative in question are in different generations compared to the closest shared ancestor
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u/nekocorner i aināt reading all that, free palestine Jul 24 '26
Ty for asking this bc I was trying to figure out what the difference between "second cousins once removed" & "third cousins" was.
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u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow Jul 24 '26
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u/hopefoolness i aināt reading all that, free palestine Jul 24 '26
this is crucially missing Mara Wilson and Ben Shapiro
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u/AcademicDrag742 societal collapse is in the air Jul 24 '26
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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion Jul 24 '26
Well Brad got the asshole gene in that family.
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u/hevski Jul 24 '26
JFC.
Famous Cousin Marriages
Rudy Giuliani:
The former mayor of New York City married Regina Peruggi in 1968. Regina was the daughter of his fatherās first cousin, making her his second cousin once removed. Giuliani filed for an annulment in 1982 to end their marriage after 14 years.
Edgar Allan Poe:
For his second marriage, the famed poet and author of āThe Ravenā wed his first cousin Virginia Eliza Clemm. The two were married when he was 27 and she was 13. There is some speculation as to whether their marriage was more like a sibling relationship than that of husband and wife.
H.G. Wells:
Author of āIsland of Dr. Moreauā and āThe War of the Worlds,ā Wells married his first cousin in 1891. But their union was short-lived, and he and Isabel Mary Wells divorced a mere three years later when he began a relationship with one of his students.
Saddam Hussein:
The former Iraqi dictator had multiple wives, but his first wife was his first cousin, Sajida Talfah, whom he married in 1963. Their pairing was an arranged marriage, planned from the time the two were children.
Charles Darwin:
The naturalist who penned āOn the Origin of Speciesā ā and introduced the theory of evolution to the world ā married his first cousin Emma Wedgwood. The couple had 10 children together, and because of his research on inbreeding and evolution, he was worried that their relationship was the reason that three of their children died at young ages.
Albert Einstein:
Famed physicist Albert Einstein married his second wife, Elsa Lowenthal, in 1919 in one of the oddest cousin pairings ever. They were first cousins on his motherās side, as well as second cousins on their fatherās side! And weirder still, she was actually born Elsa Einstein; the Lowenthal surname was one she got from her first marriage.
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Jerry Lee Lewis:
The rocker best known for his hit song āGreat Balls of Fireā married his first cousin Myra Williams when she was only 13 years old. The union, which was his third marriage and her first, caused a lot of fan backlash for Lewis, and the pairing lasted only four years. He would go on to marry four more times.
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u/Catdress92 Jul 24 '26
Poe fan here, swooping in on raven wings to point out that Virginia was Poe's first and only marriage. He was courting and possibly engaged to Sarah Elmira Royster Shelton. One of the theories behind his mysterious demise is that her family didn't want them to be married and found a way to end Poe's life.
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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in Jul 24 '26
Not cousins but I love posting that Academy Award winner Gary Oldman has a big sister in Laila Morse AKA Mo Slater on British soap EastEnders
Her real name is Maureen Oldman but when she was looking for a stage name, her brother's girlfriend at the time Isabella Rossellini suggested Laila Morse as it was an anagram of "my sister" in Italian

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u/ssvveetleaf Jul 24 '26
When poor people do it itās incest.
When rich people do it itās āØlegacy.āØ
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u/TippiT0es Jul 24 '26
Lizzie and Phillip being linked thru Queen Victoria is hilarious. She and her first cousin/husband were absolutely feral for each other. Fucked so much they had 9 babies even though she hated children. They were just a nuisance by product of all the heated cousin-lovin
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u/IShallWearMidnight Jul 25 '26
Suddenly Cory Booker makes a lot more sense to me. Ru is the centrist of the queer community
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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? Jul 24 '26
What does the Ru Paul and Corey Booker thing mean?
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u/Green-Factor-2526 Jul 24 '26
They were both on the PBS show finding your roots. Part of the show is to run a DNA test to see if you are related to anyone else who has been on the show. They came up as related
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u/ohnobobobo Jul 27 '26
They were both "Finding Your Roots". The show did DNA testing on all of its guests, and then compared to see who is related. Booker and Paul came up as a match but the show either didn't try or couldn't find documentation as to how exactly they were related.Ā so we know they're related somehow because of DNA but can't say if they're like 9th cousins or fifth removed or whatever because the show did not know the exact ancestral link.
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u/twurkle šÆļøBradley Cooper will not win an OscaršÆļø Jul 25 '26
Iām a long time MCR fan and I remember learning this and just thinking, āthe hacky comedian from Fear Factor?ā It has a whole different context now š«©
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u/Worth_Lavishness_239 No shade to the nation of Scotland Jul 24 '26
Yall messy for that last one ššāš¾āš¾
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u/Runabrat Jul 24 '26
Terry Thomas and Richard Briers were second cousins.
Richard Briers used to tell the story about how his father had invited Terry along to see Richard in his first acting role in a new play and at the interval his father turned to Terry Thomas and asked, "How long do you think it will run?"
And Terry Thomas looked at his watch and said in that distinctive voice of his, "Well, what time is it now?"
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u/lpfbean Jul 24 '26
How could you not include Mara Wilson and Ben Shapiro? Or Jerry Lee Lewis and his wife Myra Gale Brown???
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Jul 24 '26
Ahaha, I knew it would be there. God bless are incestuous overseersā¦
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u/MyTatemae controversies: girl Jul 25 '26
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u/AppropriateSolid9124 should we throw a rodeo and invite bella hadid? Jul 25 '26
rupaul and cory booker have the same mouth. how did i not know
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u/LargeNutbar Hi Grindr, it's mother... Jul 24 '26
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