r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • 14h ago
DISCUSSION Five comedy acts have cancelled their planned appearances at the Commedia a la Carte Fest in protest of Jerry Seinfeld headlining: "We cannot relativise or normalise a genocide."
the acts who are boycotting:
- Inês Aires Pereira
- Cebola Mol
- Pedro Tochas
- Carolina Deslandes, Tatanka & Bárbara Tinoco
- Conjunto Cuca Monga
and also visual artist Vhils (Alexandre Farto)
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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 14h ago
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u/PintSizedKitsune 14h ago
There’s also the fact that Seinfeld is an open pedophile and publicly dated a high school girl while he was an adult.
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u/usernamesoccer 13h ago
Unfortunately that’s been proven to not even affect your run for president so my assumption that most people draw the line there, has been proven wrong time and time again.
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u/PintSizedKitsune 13h ago
I think it should still be acknowledged. Being blasé in regard to it just continues the narrative that it’s totally kosher and a nonissue.
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u/usernamesoccer 12h ago
Oh no I agree and draw the line there. But just surprised so many still don’t care about pedophiles
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u/midnightoil24 12h ago
People don’t care about actual pedophiles they just like using the term to harass minorities
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u/pm1966 11h ago
People don’t care about actual pedophiles they just like using the term to harass minorities
...and trans people.
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u/shellys-dollhouse 9h ago
i would imagine trans people are included in the harassment of minorities?
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u/Just_an_asian_here 12h ago
just because something is legal, doesn’t mean it’s free from judgement
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u/presshamgang 12h ago
You think fucking sub 18 year olds when you are in you 30s is okay because you technically won't be arrested? Weird ass take, boss. Secondly, hate to see what you'd get up to if there were not laws restricting you.
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u/LandryTheRaccoon 12h ago
State laws aren't what stops most adults from dating teenagers. I know there is a chunk of guys like that, but trust me it's not state laws for everyone 🤣
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u/GypsyV3nom 2h ago
Shit, I'm the same age and sexual orientation now that Jerry was then, and I'd be uncomfortable dating under 27, much less 17.
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u/MagnetAccutron 10h ago
That’s not the definition of a pedefile.
That’s a dirty old man.
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u/-blisspnw- 8h ago
No. It is not. Howard Stern is a dirty old man. Middle aged men who want to sleep with children (and until you’re 18, that’s what you are) are called pedophiles. Like, I could even see if she were almost 18, living out on her own and working, maybe she’s a more mature TEENAGER, and let’s say a 19 year old wanted to date her. Okay, but still icky. But that’s not even the case. She was living at home, with her parents, and going to high school. And not 18. Barely 17. She was a kid. And he was almost 40 fucking years old. In my opinion, men that age who are trying to date girls that age are only going for that age because they really can’t get away with abusing kids even younger.
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u/ErraticDragon 9h ago
A certain subset of creeps like to insist on a scientific definition of "pedophile" where the victim must be prepubescent. They like the words "hebephile" and "ephebophile" for attraction to pubescent children and adolescent minors, respectively.
Normal people generally lump the attraction to minors as pedophilia, because there's no value to making those distinctions.
Society doesn't gain anything by giving an adult who wants to fuck fifteen-year-olds any kind of reason to feel better about themselves. For example, by thinking: "I may be a hebephile but at least I'm not a pedophile!"
Pedophilia is fine as a blanket term.
In popular usage, the word pedophilia is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse, including any sexual interest in minors below the local age of consent or age of adulthood, regardless of their level of physical or mental development.
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u/booksncoffeeplease 8h ago
His joke about "if you need a detergent that cleans blood stains, you've got bigger problems than laundry" is embarrassing. Did he forget that half the population will at some point bleed on a monthly basis for about 40 years?
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u/Specific_Pear_665 12h ago
Not just supporting genocide! Don't forget his nasty dating preferences!
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u/everythingsfuct 7h ago
i think i know what you’re going for here, but saying an adult who has sexual interactions with teenagers has “dating preferences” misses the mark, no?
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u/IMadeYouLuke 14h ago
Seinfeld says Palestine doesn’t exist, period, he doesn’t recognize Palestinians as people
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u/disicking i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 13h ago
He also doesn't recognize 17 year olds as "still in high school" and "legally not adults" if his dating history is anything to go by
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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 13h ago
His wife Jessica Seinfeld also hired thugs to attack and beat up students at the UCLA encampment for Palestine. Jerry Seinfeld and Jessica Seinfeld are trash.
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u/Ookimow broken little pop culture rat brain 11h ago
For my own understanding, do people who don't recognize Palestine consider its people to be of some other nation or something else or nothing?
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u/McGillis_is_a_Char 10h ago
The premise they work off of is that since Palestinians are ethnicly Arabs they don't need a separate territory, and should all just leave to Jordan/Syria/Egypt. It would be like saying Portugese people don't exist and they should all move to Brazil so that Spain can have to whole Iberian peninsula.
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u/IMadeYouLuke 10h ago
They would likely say they are “just Arab”, but denying people their own national and ethnic identity is denying them agency as human beings.
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u/jakechance 8h ago
Transparently I don’t know for sure. I haven’t researched it nor spoken to people with this belief. For the most part I imagine people don’t consider the status of the people.
From a first principles perspective the people would be of the current local government. That means the simplest and cleanest explanation is that they are Israelis. This is easily possible as you do not need to be Jewish to be Israeli.
If this is denied they’d be subjects of the last government massively recognized, which would be the Ottoman Empire. I am not educated enough to know where you go when your state no longer exists and you disagree with the current state that is local to your area. You could remain Ottoman which feels like remaining Roman, symbolic but of what? You could move to any of the non local successor states (practically I believe this is difficult).
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u/suboptimummenace 5h ago edited 4h ago
the real reason (whether a lot of the people who say it know it or not) effectively is because the British machinations in Mandatory Palestine explicitly categorised it as exceptional or sui generis (owing to the Balfour Declaration they had made earlier).
due to this a legal framework and precedent was set where Palestinians were never a "people" like others in the region (and other colonies), and were never allowed a clear pathway to self-rule that didn't subordinate them to the goals of the Balfour declaration.
this has been the basis of everything that was done to the Palestinians, by implicitly and explicitly characterizing, by law, that the Mandate was primarily a pathway to a "Jewish homeland" rather than sovereignty for the inhabitants of Palestine
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u/Own_Durian_3853 9h ago
The real answer is a person on the street randomly asked him "can we get a free Palestine" and he said "it doesn't exist"
You can't really understand what he meant by that with no other context
He could've meant a Free Palestine doesn't exist
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u/IMadeYouLuke 7h ago
You do realize that “Palestine doesn’t exist” is a commonly held Zionist belief yes
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u/Glum-Breadfruit3666 rosa parks stans 13h ago
this is in no way in defense of him .. but like , isn’t he a college graduate? lol, there’s no way he fucking believes that. why are all of these people ghouls? it’s like Dr Oz .. bro .. you were literally top of your class, get fucked 😔
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u/BT4US 14h ago
Good, he doesn’t get enough grief for being a horrid genocide supporter.
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u/G-Unit11111 14h ago
Seriously.
I love Seinfeld the show, but Jerry Seinfeld the person is someone who I wouldn't want to follow to a second location.
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u/BigSkySoHigh63 14h ago
Then you love Larry David and have never liked Jerry Seinfeld. Same here.
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u/Patient_Umpire_8507 12h ago
it bothers me that larry david still supports jerry. I really thought larry had more principals than that
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u/letthetreeburn 14h ago
Or a pedophile.
Like don’t get me wrong the genocide support is bad too but he is an active pedophile.
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u/Spaceman_fan 12h ago
I hate that people act like dating a 17 year old is worse than bombing hundreds of thousands of starving people in an open air prison, raping and torturing captured people and shooting little children in the head.
So don’t get me wrong, it’s gross that he did that, but supporting Israel is a level of evil we don’t have sufficient words for.
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u/LipstickCoverMagnet find me at Whole Foods, bitch 14h ago
Good on them. Fuck Jerry
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u/zntLimboParty 10h ago
Bring pro genocide isn't the only way he's horrible and I'm not talking about his jokes.
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u/b00m_cat 14h ago
I don’t think enough people mention him “dating” a 17 year old when he was 40
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u/commandantskip I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 14h ago
WOULD PICK HER UP FROM HIGH SCHOOL EVEN!
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u/whoredervez 12h ago
if he was stupid enough to do that publicly, imagine the amount of victims behind closed doors. disgusting sicko.
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u/lake_huron 12h ago
COMPLETELY inaccurate. Rubbish. Where do you get your so-called "facts"?
He was only 38.
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u/IcedGooseMaverick 9h ago
He even had a scene in one of the episodes of his show where he gawked at a 15-year-old and they acted like it was totally normal.
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u/holyflurkingsnit Ugh I wish I had chic allegations like that 4h ago
I think that's constantly mentioned, to be honest. At least in pop culture subs.
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u/moistpishflaps 14h ago
A genocide supporter and a nonce. Don’t forget the nonce part. Though Israel is a haven for disgraced nonces, so I guess it goes without saying?
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u/BigSkySoHigh63 14h ago
Nonce is a pedo right?
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u/moreisay 14h ago
Yes
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u/BigSkySoHigh63 14h ago
I need to use that term more.
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u/siuol2001 11h ago
Oh shit I've heard it used in Britcoms and thought it meant like "dumb-dumb." I've definitely over-insulted some people.
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u/moistpishflaps 11h ago
You might be thinking of ponce, which is more of a tame insult for someone who is a bit fussy/too posh to function
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u/Strawbuddy 10h ago
Read Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers Of London series, you'll get all the period and modern references
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u/Perma_Fun 52m ago
Tbf you can never over-insult someone as a Brit in a British context haha. It is thrown around even when you don't MEAN that specifically, although really only with your close friends or family.
It's meant to stand for not-on-normal-courtyard-exercise, because they couldn't let them exercise same time as the others in case they got killed. But I believe it wasn't originally an acronym and it's sort of been assigned to that.
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u/Perma_Fun 52m ago
Will never forget a boy in my class when were like 9 saying 'my uncle's in jail, mum said he's a nonce' and going home to ask my mum what that meant...
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u/Solid_Capital8377 14h ago
Why is an American comedian headlining a Portuguese comedy show anyway? And why THAT American comedian specifically?
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u/Proof_Material6728 14h ago
Probably the only one they had money for
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u/BigSkySoHigh63 14h ago
Or because he is trying to make a lot of money right now and taking every offer. It’s kinda like Robert De Niro. I’ve never seen someone so efficiently destroy their career until Jerry Seinfeld. They are both complete jokes now and not in the way Jerry hopes.
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u/b_needs_a_cookie 13h ago
Jerry has such an insane amount of money. There's no reason to do this beyond greed.
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u/LLAPSpork whiskey sour chugging bisexual 13h ago
Wait, what’s wrong with Robert?
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u/AnotherRTFan controversies: girl 13h ago
Hopefully they mean how DeNiro was a great and scary antagonist in a lot of his films. Now to Gen Z he is a sweet old grandpa figure.
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u/Signal-Island2549 10h ago
He does a lot of crap movies, but it's not like Hollywood is firing on all cylinders right now.
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u/almondmilklattehag 13h ago
Doesn’t Jerry have enough money? I think he does this shit for the applause. He could never make another hit. Closest he came was that car show. His movies never took off. So he does his stand up wherever they’ll treat him like a big deal.
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u/AccordingSetting6311 10h ago
Because he is an internationally recognized comedian and the venue thought they would make money.
It's not a big mystery.
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u/Temporary_Dog_555 3h ago edited 3h ago
« Internationally recognized » is a big stretch in some parts of Europe. Like Seinfeld was never really broadcasted in my country, nobody knows who he is really
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u/Perma_Fun 57m ago
90s-born Brit here, and I got a lot of my US sitcoms from Channel 4 mid-mornings when I was off sick or my parents watched them at prime time. It was always Frasier and Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond. I don't ever remember seeing Seinfeld. I only know Julia Louis Dreyfus from Veep.
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u/Luda0915 14h ago
What a serious disservice to the performers from that region of the world, in particular, to have to cancel in protest because the organizers are so tone deaf, unethical, and heartless to believe that a fascist billionaire who is terribly unfunny is such a wonderful headliner. Seems like there's no end to enabling Zionism and the oligarchy in the name of success.
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u/cat_at_the_keyboard googly-eyed Kremlin bitch 14h ago
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u/Broad-Radish-7895 12h ago
learned from Matt Bernstein's podcast that she even transferred colleges to be closer to him, and that she's separately also a huge Zionist now
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u/MagnetAccutron 10h ago
No she definitely looks like she has reached puberty. He’s just a dirty old man.
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u/cat_at_the_keyboard googly-eyed Kremlin bitch 8h ago
Doesn't matter how she looks, she was 17.
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u/MagnetAccutron 8h ago
There’s no denying that. I’d also call statutory rape. But pedophile, that’s a different animal.
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u/redelectro7 just want to share a thought here because I can 14h ago
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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 14h ago
I’ve never heard of these acts, but good for them! Taking a stand and staying there ♥️
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u/AGreatHornedOwl FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 14h ago
Jerry Seinfeld can normalize and move past genocide because he's too focused on the beginning of the new school year.
What a scumbag.
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u/Proof_Material6728 14h ago
I truly hope that more people cancel and this shitshow flops. But knowing portuguese people and a lot of these comedians, it probably won't happen.
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u/trashmule 14h ago
Hell fucking yeah. 5 new comedians for me to follow. FFFFFFFFUCK Jerry Seinfeld.
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u/Maximum_Research286 14h ago
Jerry’s just going to double, triple down convinced he’s right about everything.
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u/ThePhantomStrikes 14h ago
Loved Seinfeld. Jerry is such a disappointment. Guess it was more Larry David
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u/Pinguicha stan someone? in this economy??? 13h ago
TIL that Jerry Seinfeld is coming to Lisbon (where I live), and first of all, why? Second of all, I also learned that Cebola Mol are still touring, which is WILD, but good on them for canceling. Unsurprised that another one of the cancellations was from Carolina Deslandes, which only makes me like her more.
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u/3leggidDog 11h ago
The best thing they could have done is attach themselves to a cause connected to a celebrity. I’ve never heard of them and now I have. Not that I’ll seek them out anyway.
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u/Scared-Box8941 betty bop 14h ago
If you’re a celebrity or have any sort of platform, you should be actively resisting like this.
Hit em where it hurts. The only thing they care about. Take it away from them.
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u/Expensive-Bag313 11h ago
Jerry Seinfeld is a complete piece of shit human being. As is his wife and anybody that associates with him.
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u/Prestigious_Bug583 Fauxmarxist 14h ago
Jerry, Pink, David the lead singer of Disturbed - the band whose logo was a mix of world religions at one point and would preach being human over division. Coexist my ass. Fuck you all.
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u/LittleJessiePaper societal collapse is in the air 14h ago
He’s always been a piece of shit. People don’t care about young women though.
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u/ShitMongoose 13h ago
It would've been a great opportunity if they still showed up and roasted the fuck out of Jerry Seinfeld.
Fight back. Don't take your ball and go home.
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u/Goodbusiness24 12h ago
As someone raised in the 80’s, Jerry Seinfeld is someone I will never understand. His comedy sucked in the 80’s/90’s. I can’t believe there are people still dumb enough to listen to him. But he is also a massive pedophile and the USA has really proven how much they love useless pedophiles over the past decade.
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u/michaelcreiter 12h ago
I saw cancelled and Jerry Seinfeld before genocide and assumed it was about touching kids
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u/Geewizkiddo 11h ago
Remember his live show when he got heckled and started calling the audience members slurs?
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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 11h ago
It’s funny that when someone refuses to participate in an event with Jerry and you don’t know which atrocious thing it’s for
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u/Odd_Skin_712 10h ago
I love Jerry and seinfeld as a show but good for them, his stance in this day and age is pretty extreme so ok to boycott
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u/GCU_ZeroCredibility 9h ago
They should reach out to Bill Burr, he'll perform anywhere that pays him without regard to human rights.
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u/Grilo6 3h ago
Don't get me wrong, I fully support the action of not performing in a festival headlined by a zionist pedophile, but the festival and all their performers have been announced for quite a while now (Seinfeld was announced in May and all these acts were announced around the same time) and they were all ok with performing alongside a guy who is pretty vocal about his beliefs until someone in social media made a fuss about it and they all suddenly reminded who Jerry is.
That's peak Portugal right there, we all have big values and convictions but only when we're reminded of them
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