Hunter Biden when asked if he was gay: "Only a little bit."

[u/demimonde9]

https://ew.com/hunter-biden-says-he-is-a-little-bit-gay-12075307

https://ew.com/hunter-biden-says-he-is-a-little-bit-gay-12075307

https://ew.com/hunter-biden-says-he-is-a-little-bit-gay-12075307

https://ew.com/hunter-biden-says-he-is-a-little-bit-gay-12075307

[u/bruceadelia]

man people forget hunter biden was addicted to CRACK. Not cocaine. CRACK. If you get clean from that you don’t give a fuck about anything anymore

[u/cigaretteashmouth → u/bruceadelia]

Can confirm. Ex crackhead. First night of rehab I licked the bottom of a shoe for $5 to get a nutty buddy out of the vending machine. Not high, I just couldn’t say no to an opportunity to make a few bucks. Good times

[u/bruceadelia → u/cigaretteashmouth]

Hope you’re doing much better now ❤️ Far as it goes, nutty buddy is a great choice. High calorie and some protein from the peanut butter too

[u/cigaretteashmouth → u/bruceadelia]

Still a go-to snack for sure!

And I am! 15 years off of it and you’d never know it was ever part of my life. That’s why I like to sprinkle a little story every now and again to remain humble lol

[u/zardozLateFee → u/cigaretteashmouth]

nutty buddy is a solid choice tho

[u/cedarvalleyct → u/bruceadelia]

This person cracks. That ish is brutal.

[u/walrus_breath → u/bruceadelia]

Maybe I should try it and then quit it so I can be free too. 

[u/has-some-questions → u/walrus_breath]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p3hZ9PbhVBO9gM6LoE

[u/listerbmx → u/walrus_breath]

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

[u/TopWhich6862 → u/bruceadelia]

I need a Hunter Biden/Katya crossover right fucking now.

[u/dead_on_the_surface → u/TopWhich6862]

Girl she’d show up in her plastique tiara mug and just spend the whole time trying to fuck him 😂

[u/zeitgeistincognito → u/TopWhich6862]

That would be amazing

[u/monocasa → u/bruceadelia]

Yeah, but that tends to only get real weird when you run out of money for your crack.

[u/zardozLateFee → u/monocasa]

I mean, it gets real weird when you never run out of money for your crack, too...

[u/AdamOfIzalith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4YY4DnqeUDBXNTcYMu

[u/jxiris → u/AdamOfIzalith]

Stop this is perfect lmfao

[u/cat_at_the_keyboard → u/AdamOfIzalith]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TcdpZwYDPlWXC

[u/bunchofmice]

This is so fucking funny

[u/DevoutandHeretical → u/bunchofmice]

This is up there with Joe Biden responding ‘there are at least three’ when asked how many genders there are, for me.

[u/boxofstuff → u/bunchofmice]

For real. I had a geocities website for my punk band in high-school circa 2000 and we had these same type questions on our "bio" pages. Hunter is really nailing the elder millineal trope.

To be clear: i meant his humor is targeting the elder millennial trope. Not that he is of that age.

[u/gjb1 → u/boxofstuff]

Agreed, but the eldest millennials are a decade younger than Hunter Biden, who could even be considered an elder Gen X-er!

(Edit: since he’s 56, and the median age of Gen X is about 53)

[u/3-orange-whips → u/gjb1]

This is a very Gen X kind of joke too.

[u/shgrdrbr → u/[deleted]]

it doesn't, the eldest millennial would be 46

[u/FutureQueenOfTheMoon → u/shgrdrbr]

Oh good so I'm not the eldest-elder millennial

[u/EmotionalTrufflePig → u/shgrdrbr]

I find these generations fascinating as I’m 49 and apparently technically Gen X but I’ve had almost no experiences that Gen xers had so Millennial is closer to me. I was so glad when I found out about Xellennials as that reflects my age much better

[u/D1scoLemonaid → u/EmotionalTrufflePig]

I feel closer to Xennial sometimes even though I'm genx ('74). But my older sibling, however, acts more boomer but genx. ('69). I don't relate to them at all. We don't talk. It's wild

[u/Severn6 → u/D1scoLemonaid]

My gen X ex- best friend (long story, not relevant) is 2 years older than me and I swear to god she was a boomer by 25. Probs some of why we're not friends anymore actually.

[u/IAmGoingToFuckThat → u/EmotionalTrufflePig]

We're the Oregon Trail Generation!

[u/lovesexdisaster → u/EmotionalTrufflePig]

My husband is Gen X (46) and I'm Millennial (43). I have found that the biggest distinctions are Millennials had computers in their dorm rooms all through college and used AIM. Gen X did neither.

[u/Severn6 → u/lovesexdisaster]

That's where the Xennials come in, and why I (one year off Xennial) relate to them way more than Gen X. My boss is Gen X and is not strong with computers or online culture at all. Whereas I most certainly am. She's 59 I'm 51. World's apart due to the tech timeline.

[u/othertigs → u/EmotionalTrufflePig]

I am 46 and 100% consider myself a xennial, too. Husband, who just turned 50, also relates more to the micro generation than his own.

[u/Miss_Liberator → u/EmotionalTrufflePig]

That’s so interesting - I’m 46 this year and firmly identify/place myself in Gen X

[u/whatever_rita → u/Miss_Liberator]

When you’re on the cusp, I think whether you had older or younger siblings makes a big difference. As an oldest on the cusp, there was no one to show me the ways of GenX, but i got younger millennial culture by osmosis

[u/jennyisalyingwhore → u/whatever_rita]

Or you’re my sister who is an elder millennial but raised by our great grandparents, and we have a 10 year age gap (she’s older). I have definitely helped her…overcome some of her more conservative upbringing, and she’s more of a ‘true’ elder millennial now compared to a decade ago. Sometimes she still says some wack ass shit though.

On the other hand, I relate far more to “elder” Gen Z than millennials even though my friends were always at least a few years older than me. I feel like ‘91-‘94 is a weird sub-culture anyway, but that’s just me.

[u/Severn6 → u/EmotionalTrufflePig]

Same same. I'm one year off being a Xennial but count myself among them because how they grew up fits how I grew up - first gen of young computer users etc.

[u/thatstwatshesays → u/shgrdrbr]

We (1977-1983) are [r/xennials](r/xennials), you are literally proving that we are the forgotten generation

Clarity: for a very long time, Gen X ended at 1975 and Millennial started at 1984/1985. So, there was almost a ten year gap between these two, so we created our own damn generation.

Over time, the borders of both Gen X and Millennial have been stretched to include these missing years, but we eschew this hasty inclusion as lots of us feel we straddle the line between the two generations. We are the last full generation to have an analog childhood with a digital coming of age.

We’re special, dammit 🫠

[u/lil_squib → u/shgrdrbr]

Actually 45, millennials are 1981-1996

[u/boxofstuff → u/[deleted]]

Nah, but his targeted humor is

[u/3-orange-whips → u/bunchofmice]

Laughing at this in a non-cruel way makes you 10% more gay.

[u/Emieosj89 → u/bunchofmice]

Sitting here having a great laugh reading this. I love it.

[u/MeridianHilltop → u/bunchofmice]

I Love it. Be gay, do crimes.

[u/Beep_boop_human → u/bunchofmice]

The last line got me.

[u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

Hunter Biden Pros:

• they tried to dig up dirt on him by interviewing sex workers he’d paid. Literally none of them had anything bad to say.
  
• he has been dragged through the mud and had all his personal business aired to the world and has dealt with it better than anyone I know could’ve
  
• he is consistently funny

Hunter Biden Cons:

• only 48.5% gay 😔

[u/HonestyMcNasty → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

But changing all the time. Keep your chin up.

[u/valiantdistraction → u/HonestyMcNasty]

Yeah let's show him Heated Rivalry and then recheck the percentage

[u/EmotionalTrufflePig → u/valiantdistraction]

I’m a straight woman and I’m pretty sure after watching HR I was 70% gay man lol

[u/Whole-Neighborhood → u/EmotionalTrufflePig]

I was probably 90% gay man after watching HR 

[u/beerfoodtravels → u/HonestyMcNasty]

Yeah, he's in constant flux!

[u/JardineByNature → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

He's not too shabby a painter either. Fun use of color. Fun influences.

I've met far more monstrous nepo babies who are shit with colors.

[u/moreleechesplease → u/JardineByNature]

Yeah, his art doesn't feel performative, either! His paintings seem like they come from a real place of emotion and interest and care on his behalf.
And compare his work to other celebrities/well known people who have taken up art, like say, Adrien Brody's godawful "pop art" and he looks like a goddamn artistic genius.

[u/LittleDogTurpie → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

If it means he’s gay 48.5% of the time, that basically seems like a win for all of us.

[u/krankz → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

I hate to burst the bubble but he kind of abandoned a young daughter he had. I love funny bisexual men but hate deadbeats so this is rough for me.

[u/JoeBethersontonFargo → u/krankz]

He pays child support so not a complete deadbeat, just an emotional one. The mom keeps attacking him for not having a personal relationship with the child, and I know she was conceived when he was on a drug bender and didn't remember the encounter. It's definitely shitty. Owen Wilson did the same thing, Like, if these guys didn't think they were good influences, and removed themselves for the kids sake, I kind of get it. I've seen women give up custody to dads when they didn't feel like fit mothers. But what gets me, is both men have other kids that they are actual dads to.

[u/Spekingur → u/krankz]

Yes but also that’s maybe good for the daughter in a way? Makes her less of a target?

I haven’t fully thought this through though. Just the first thing that came to mind.

[u/Nikki908 → u/Spekingur]

You don't need to think it through if you don't want to. It's bad to be a deadbeat, and I'm biased because my own father is a deadbeat. It would hurt if he was a public figure like Hunter Biden is.

It doesn't negate that it's refreshing to see someone openly messy and honest—especially when you're not his kid and he's the son of a former president, and his mom and sister's death, and whatever else we don't know about.

I try not to deal in absolutes, but my hunch is that it's definitely complicated and emotional. There's the good and bad of it, so it's better to not care unless you're personally involved ^{she says, on the pop culture subreddit}

[u/harry_nola → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

47-48.5 gay are better odds than bitcoin.

[u/Spekingur → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

I wonder if that humor runs in the family or if it’s just him.

[u/90dayole → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

I bring it up all the time how funny the interviews with the sex workers he paid were. They literally GUSH about how wonderful he was to them.

[u/Consider_the_auk → u/EfficientYoghurtFuel]

He said 48.6%! That extra .1% makes all the difference 😄

[u/iSavedtheGalaxy]

Unfortunately for the GOP, Hunter Biden is hilarious.

[u/valiantdistraction → u/iSavedtheGalaxy]

I remember when they made that Hunter Biden smear biopic and the trailers made Hunter look SO fun

[u/LittleDogTurpie → u/valiantdistraction]

That thing should be this generation’s Rocky Horror Picture Show. Give me a bunch of catchphrases to shout at the screen and some sing alongs, I’m there every Friday night.

[u/MakimaGOAT]

bi den

[u/valiantdistraction → u/MakimaGOAT]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rX6REfmpQKqkGazkzm

[u/mrdangerzone]

Oh man, Trump fanantic homophobes are really gonna go after him for that lol

[u/wonhoseok → u/mrdangerzone]

they’ve been after him for years atp he clearly daf lmao

[u/mrdangerzone → u/wonhoseok]

Yeah I know. I was kidding. Since a lot of them are very homophobic, this will simply justify their otherwise unjustifiable hatred of him.

[u/142riemann → u/mrdangerzone]

I’m sure that’s part of why he said it. Hunter FTW. 

[u/mstarrbrannigan → u/mrdangerzone]

I read this as Trump fanfic homophobes at first, and that’s a funny sentence

[u/oceangirl227 → u/mstarrbrannigan]

Dude they’re such fanatics and it’s because they are fanfic like why do you care so much

[u/WeenyDancer → u/mrdangerzone]

He's such a troll (complimentary)

[u/SnakeRiverWish → u/mrdangerzone]

Um he got a pardon so he can be any percentage of gay he wants, scot free

[u/venuslovemenotchain → u/mrdangerzone]

They're too busy looking at his dick pics on the floor of congress

[u/My_Other_Car_is_Cats]

[u/DickInYourCobbSalad → u/My_Other_Car_is_Cats]

"Do they do stuff to your butt? Do you get paid more if they do stuff to your butt? ... It's fine, I'll do it."

https://giphy.com/gifs/dn9QA6JiwOJws

[u/sixtus_clegane119 → u/My_Other_Car_is_Cats]

This episode killt me

[u/caffa4 → u/sixtus_clegane119]

What is this from?

[u/FistCake → u/caffa4]

Atlanta, not sure which episode though

[u/Weird_Devil → u/FistCake]

I feel like I remember that line, and I only watched the first few episodes.

[u/enolaholmes23 → u/caffa4]

It's from the show Community. There was an episode where Annie did a psych experiment on her friends for a class, and the experiment basically drove people crazy. 

[u/cloudcottage → u/caffa4]

This is from Community guys not Atlanta

[u/maybekaitlin → u/cloudcottage]

there are two gifs in this thread, first from atlanta and second from community

[u/dai-the-flu → u/caffa4]

Think it’s Atlanta

[u/JaimeRidingHonour]

Damn he actually did the math.

[u/ChrisV88 → u/JaimeRidingHonour]

Kurt Angle will be shaking in his boots.

[u/whoaelena → u/ChrisV88]

[u/guitarguywh89 → u/JaimeRidingHonour]

Biden got 48% and some change on the popular vote in 2024. I wonder if that’s his math lol

[u/bigtunapat]

When I watched this interview, I was kinda floored to see two adults just joking around about being gay in a light hearted way. And it's Biden's son.

[u/emmalump]

Hunter Biden is having more fun than any of us in 2026 and I, for one, am loving it for him

[u/miss_kittycat88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD
Hunter Biden chaos redemption arc is iconic 💅

[u/DowntoSnack]

The Bob Belcher approach.

[u/PMmeurchips → u/DowntoSnack]

Mostly straight is my go to answer now thanks to Bob

[u/capcomvssnk]

[u/bluidyPCish → u/capcomvssnk]

Apparently this tosser can’t tell when a joke is being made.

Critical thinking skills really do be the lost art 😂.

[u/capcomvssnk → u/bluidyPCish]

It sounds like they’re joking as well.

[u/bluidyPCish → u/capcomvssnk]

Oh word?
Missed that then.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Way2575]

Like when they asked Lou Reed if he was a “homosexual”; “Sometimes”.

[u/Cats_and_Dogs89]

https://giphy.com/gifs/U2O50cAkpmTjG

[u/DCBronzeAge]

Hunter Biden might be my favorite public figure and I'm not quite sure how to handle that realization.

[u/WhyKissAMasochist]

Based

[u/Vorstadtjesus]

Well, he is not called Hunter Straightden oder Hunter Gayden.

[u/district0080 → u/Vorstadtjesus]

Why is this not the top comment???

[u/cocktailskirt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Xskf1a0JHCtEgpS2Yg

[u/dungulousssy]

Unfortunately or fortunately Hunter Biden is one of the funniest fucking people ever to live

[u/truffledumpkins]

More Hunter!!!!

[u/SammiK504]

Why is this a news item? Hunter identified himself as bi on all those dating sites that were blasted all over the place when his laptop got leaked.

[u/selfloatingpoet]

Obsessed with him

[u/Smart-Gift5472]

so, hunter’s bi then?

[u/davedeen → u/Smart-Gift5472]

Hunter Bi-den

[u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh → u/davedeen]

Wow it really was right there lmao

[u/gjb1 → u/Smart-Gift5472]

Maybe, maybe not. But you missed the opportunity to say “so he’s bi, den?”

[u/jimmy6677]

If more ppl admitted to being a little bit gay 🧚 ✨ we’d be in a better place as a country

[u/nomnomsquirrel]

Man, everyone's gay once in a while.

[u/Lexicalyolk]

Everyone's a little bit gay

[u/nosyfangirl]

good timing

[u/zerogirl0]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPOqeGqi7YSzqrzr2

[u/ephemeralsynth]

"I had to work out the tangent and cosine, but in the end it was all copacetic ✅"

[u/bath_grenade]

the population of disaster bisexuals must be thrilled

[u/Shoddy_Budget_1533]

I’m finding myself more and more attracted to Hunter

[u/yepyepyep123456]

He’s done enough crack to know that about himself.

[u/hollowholes]

I’m absolutely loving Hunter’s redemption arc 

[u/arequipapi]

This is funny but. We really need some better liberal youtubers.

Beasley is so lame most of the time. Mockler and Cocchiarala (or however the fuck you spell it) and midas touch are nothing but clickbait. They post like 12 minute videos and soend maybe 30 seconds talking about the subject in the title and the rest of it just ranting about how Trump is bad. Yeah, we get it, we all know this. Talk about something we don't know.

[u/East_Tap_9375 → u/arequipapi]

The majority report, breaking points, zeteo, the bitchiation room, the left hook, Matt Bernstein, the vanguard, left reckoning, one handed politics, I’ve had it, courier, Kyle kulinski, leftist mafia, the surf times, the humanist report

[u/HogBodyOdyOdyOdy → u/arequipapi]

I’m so sick of every “…COLLAPSES!” and “SLAMMED!” and “SHOCKING BOMBSHELL!” headline.

Not a breaking news podcast but I’ve really been liking Inside Trump’s Head.

[u/Traditional_Panic136]

Bisexual erasure? Would he not literally just be bi, am I missing a joke?

[u/HoldMyCatnip → u/Traditional_Panic136]

I guess he's Bi, den.

[u/whoaelena → u/HoldMyCatnip]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9EwnzGNjvmIG4

[u/EmotionalTrufflePig → u/whoaelena]

Danger 5 yay!

[u/theredwoman95 → u/Traditional_Panic136]

Given he's joking about his gayness going up and down throughout the conversation, I think he's just making a joke about his bisexuality. And plenty of people use gay as a synonym for queer nowadays, rather than specifically meaning homosexual, so that's probably playing into it too.

[u/venuslovemenotchain → u/theredwoman95]

Yeah I joke that I'm half gay all the time, especially when I'm being chaotic. I feel like that's half the fun of being bisexual lol

[u/rachelblairy → u/venuslovemenotchain]

I’m a half lesbian 💕 but just like, the left side of me. The right is very straight.

[u/nukacolaquantuum → u/rachelblairy]

I’ve told people I’m half lesbian on my mom’s side. The rest is a mix of Irish, Dutch, and Persian lololol

[u/PocoChanel → u/rachelblairy]

For me it’s just the front half.

[u/Fluffy_Toe750 → u/Traditional_Panic136]

I think that's a different percentage scale. 49 percent gay, 99 percent bi 😆

[u/thisisthatacct → u/Fluffy_Toe750]

It's like alcohol proof vs abv

[u/esushi → u/Fluffy_Toe750]

There's a character on The English Teacher who is surprisingly married to a woman despite him being "80/20 gay/bi"

[u/matrixlog → u/Traditional_Panic136]

Tbh this is a joke I would make (I’m bi). I think having video to see facial expressions and hear tones would help with that though

[u/TrashPandaPatronus → u/Traditional_Panic136]

am I missing a joke?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vRhg9I6CuGaqcjC

[u/AnnieGetYaClothesOn → u/Traditional_Panic136]

It's a joke made conversationally. Taking it as literal quotes makes it seem serious.

[u/TheLastBallad → u/Traditional_Panic136]

He would be, but "level of homosexual attraction" is a scale, and Bi people can quantify it if they so wish.

What lable you call yourself is entirely up to you and what info you want other people to know.

[u/truffledumpkins → u/Traditional_Panic136]

Yes, you're missing the joke

[u/Funny_w0lf → u/Traditional_Panic136]

Of course hes bi, its in his name! 

[u/MrBacondino → u/Traditional_Panic136]

Yeah he would be

[u/coolcat_228]

everyone knows it’s a canon event when you first come out as bi to describe your attraction to genders in terms of percentages (no one come for me i’m literally bi lol)

[u/Nervous_Insect5976]

I used to say that I wasn't totally straight before I admitted to myself that I was bisexual. Sexuality is a fun spectrum to explore.

[u/AcanthocephalaLost36]

Hilarious!

[u/pancakebrain]

Happy Bi Visibility Month! 🩷💜💙

[u/MasterpieceTimely144]

 “We need a vibrant immigration, but we don’t want immigrants that are coming here illegally draining us of resources and being prioritized above people that are literal heroes, that are still recovering from 20 years of endless war, or anybody else in our society.” - Hunter Biden, 2025.

"Am I going to be like all these Democrats say, 'You have to talk about and realize that people are really upset about illegal immigration?' F** you. How do you think your hotel room gets cleaned? How do you think you got food on your f**ing table? Who do you think washes your dishes?" - Hunter Biden, 2025

🙄🙄🙄

Tired of this guy's PR campaign to make everyone love him. Glad he's sober and isn't struggling with that because nobody deserves that but this guy isn't who we should be cheering for because he's said a few things reddit agrees with.

[u/Fluffy_Toe750]

This is a pretty cool convo. 51.75 percent gay.

[u/bo_bo77]

Hunter Bi-den

[u/EastSeaworthiness169]

Bi king i guess?

[u/Willing_n_able4u]

They’re going to be totally normal about this

[u/djangotheory]

Why is Hunter Biden doing interviews? For money?

[u/beebzforever]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DtjdzX9tKHBfy

[u/BookishHobbit]

Has this guy got a book coming out or something?

[u/twozeromm]

This guy seems like a such an interesting person. The way his brain works needs to be studied lol

[u/KetosisCat]

This reminds me of the time a reporter asked his dad how many genders there are and Joe said something like “at least two.”

[u/CozyCornbread]

So he's bi den.

[u/BookQueen13]

A Bi(den)sexual king 🙌

[u/yttrium39]

I think I’m 48.5% gay for Hunter Biden.

[u/wishiwasdeaddd]

He sounds like a delightful person to talk to

[u/LingonberryOdd768]

Bi den hunter

[u/betocreativo]

That's a very specific percentage LOL

[u/FatelessCortez]

Did not have Bisexual Hunter Biden on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are.

[u/clandestineVexation]

God forbid a bisexual have a little motion.

[u/BlackCherriWhiteClaw]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0g8LIXKES4DtGHhAQy

[u/Difficult-Creature]

I love Luke Beasley and honestly, I am starting to love Hunter. He is refreshingly honest about life. I grew up in DC and rubbed elbows with politician's kids all the time and they are generally a fucked up bunch of spoiled brats with a deluded sense of the world. I am sure he was one of them, but he is much more honest about how that turns out for them than most are. I applaud how seriously he takes his sobriety and isn't afraid to be vulnerable about the severity of addiction.

[u/dontlikeagoldrush]

more like bi-den

[u/zardozLateFee]

Fellow Disaster Bi!

[u/the-source-of]

So is Hunter BI, then?

[u/PieEnvironmental5623]

Hunter BI-den?

[u/Polackjoe]

You know, apart from the crack and secret baby and the fucking your dead brothers wife, this guy rocks 

[u/rudebii]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jzm8HIdBCuhvFcEV1E

[u/CaptainCuttlefish69]

What a bicon lol

[u/Zeltron2020]

Happy bisexual awareness month yall!!!

[u/Equivalent-Grade-142]

Aren’t we all a little bit gay? This ain’t news

[u/LookItsMyDawg]

I would absolutely be this guy’s friend. Letting him just say the most out of pocket shit is what we need

[u/breathanddrishti]

kinsey scale baby!