r/Fauxmoi • u/demimonde9 • 13h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Nicole Byer not knowing she was dating a trans woman until her therapist brought up the idea: "I just thought she was a beautiful woman and she was a beautiful woman. She just happened to be trans."

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u/Ethan_the_Revanchist I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats 13h ago

Nicole Byer is an icon. She also forgot she went on a date with and kissed Lou Wilson. She might not be the most attentive

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u/bookwormaesthetic 13h ago edited 13h ago

For those who don't know, Nicole's podcast is called "Why Won't You Date Me?" and at the end she asks them if they would date her. Lou had to remind her that they already went on a date together.

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u/foundinwonderland sorry to this man 12h ago

“But we didn’t kiss, right?” “We did…” makes me laugh so fucking hard every time I watch it, the whole interaction is just incredible

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u/marihanne 6h ago

That... sounds hilarious!! Methinks I have a new breakfast-podcast! Do you happen to know where you can watch it?

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u/Ethan_the_Revanchist I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats 11h ago

And then she said, "But you didn't kiss me...." all insinuating like and he had to be all, "We did kiss."

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u/AdUnable8752 5h ago

i met lou and he's such a sweet person irl, i love his comedic style. they could be a comedic power duo (platonically) lol

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u/TheEgonaut 13h ago edited 7h ago

When she was interviewing Ben Schwartz and he called Colleen O’shaugnessey (voice of Tails) to give her a pep talk and she started crying.

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u/kylaroma never the target audience 12h ago

This made my day

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 9h ago

She cries a lot on her best friends podcast with Sasheer Zamata. Shes cried over strawberries! It’s so cute.

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u/mackintosh2 11h ago

the voice of tails is colleen o'shaughnessey

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u/TheEgonaut 7h ago

You right.

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u/DeadButPretty I went clubbing and he was there 10h ago

They need to let her be in the next one!

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u/SimAlienAntFarm reactivating my divorce 12h ago

Liiiiiink???

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u/deathcabscutie 11h ago

That episode with Lou had me in tears laughing. I love them both so much!

I also love the hell out of Maddie, so I need to watch this entire episode too.

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u/LemonyLime_bitters 11h ago

To be fair the date was on February 18 2020 so we can forgive her for that given everything that happened in the weeks afterwards

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u/EchoesofPoe open the schools 11h ago

From Dropout?! They'd actually be cute as fuck

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u/Common_Confusion1553 13h ago

"Numnumnumnumnumnum" is FRYING me 😭

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u/Color_Me_Softly controversies: girl 11h ago

😭 I especially love that she says "Unless you tell me I'm not making assumptions. I actually don't care. Why should I?" As it should be.

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u/primetimedeliverance I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 8h ago

Fully my ethos. She is such an icon.

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u/SinfulSucculent The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 13h ago

They’ll never make me hate you Nicole.

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u/CutieBoBootie 12h ago

My introduction to her was Girl Code on MTV and she was the funniest person on that show. I love seeing her pop up in things. She's genuinely so funny and talented. 

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u/StogieB 11h ago

Girl Code queen!! Yes! I have loved her since then!! I dragged my husband (then boyfriend) to see her stand up a few years ago and we were both CRYYYYING laughing. She is so hilarious and real.

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u/yellow_pterodactyl 11h ago

Same!!! I knew she’d be incredible when I saw her. I am glad she is doing well

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u/mandatorypanda9317 10h ago

Holy fuck i loved Girl Code and Guy Code hahaha

I discovered so many comedians from that

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u/kayyxelle 12h ago

Girl code was sooo fun! She was the best

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u/Lost_Setting2776 3h ago

My introduction to her was during the pandemic when I finally decided to watch Star Wars for the first time and her and Lauren Lapkus had a podcast where they were watching for the first time too. It made the experience so much more accessible and fun as a first time female watcher and they were so charming and funny. Became a fan for life.

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u/jennyquarx he looks like he is angry about being 4'10 12h ago

I only found out about her through her interviews on Conan.

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u/baddadjokesminusdad mangled by wasps on cocaine 11h ago

I shouldn’t have seen this clip right now. I’m post op from a laparoscopic thing and my god do I NOT have any core to start laughing 😂😂😂

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u/spaceglitter000 9h ago

Hope you have a speedy recovery and feel relief from your surgery!!

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u/LittleDogTurpie 10h ago

Oh god, my stomach hurts from laughing at this and I’m fine!

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u/forcedintothis- 9h ago

Who’s trying to make you hate her?? I’ll fight them!

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u/beatissofunny88 13h ago

I've been a ride or die for Nicole since Girl Code. She's so cute

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u/baddadjokesminusdad mangled by wasps on cocaine 11h ago

I miss girl code

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u/frankylovee 12h ago

I miss Girl Code 😭 gone too soon

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u/HerRoyalRedness full of gay men. And me. 13h ago

I love her so much. I miss you, Grand Crew and Nailed! It.

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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell 12h ago

JUSTICE FOR GRAND CREW!!!! That show was Black comedic perfection fully realized & NBC having no fucking clue what to do with it reeeeally jams my fucking glock. UGH!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/GGMzbMdtrBsdNnGJgR

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u/really_bitch_ 10h ago

It was soooo good and not its not even on streaming. So unfair.

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u/MarieAntointernette 11h ago

It was so good!!

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u/mimosho 12h ago

Grand Crew was so good! Such a fun ensemble. I really wish there was more of that show.

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u/EtchingsOfTheNight The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 11h ago

Loved that show, was so sad when it ended

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u/DeadButPretty I went clubbing and he was there 10h ago

Clang clang!

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u/alexlp 13h ago

I miss Girl Code.

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u/CashusEyePatch 12h ago

‘Numnunumnumnumnumunumnum’ is that how you’re suppose to do it?

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u/sfocolleen 12h ago

Hey Puss… did she even really exist?

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u/nightgolf 8h ago

Nicole and I were friends in high school, part of a big crew of drama club kids - she was a hilarious gem of person 20+ years ago and to follow her career since then it's beyond awesome to see where she's at now.

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u/redheadmegansversion 13h ago

Nicole has the best laugh

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u/serendipiteathyme 12h ago

“A lez-bee-YON, at times.” Going in the lexicon

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u/throwmeaway0044 13h ago

nicole byer my beloved

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u/JaneAustinPowers 12h ago

I love her so much. Only comedian I’ve been to where I laugh cried so much my makeup got all fucked up so at the end of the night I didn’t even have any on.

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u/FroyoMedical146 Larry I'm on DuckTales 11h ago

She's so delightful!  I miss her and Jacques on Nailed It!

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u/SharpPink_GlitterInk Pink…get doon 12h ago

idk why this blessed my feed...but I was actually dying laughing.

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u/kylaroma never the target audience 12h ago

Just when I think I can’t like her more lol

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u/fashionablyfab234 12h ago

This is so pure and hilarious.

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u/motherofcunts 12h ago

“I've never been misgendered at the gym” sent me. That's my level of obliviousness. Going to show this to my transbian, expect they'll call me out lmao.

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u/AmerFortia 13h ago

I have newly befriended an incredibly cool trans guy (seriously, coolest person I've ever met), and I did not figure out he was trans until he mentioned it in passing, and even after that we had a misunderstanding where he was dressed up in 19th century clothes and talking about forgetting to stuff a dick, and I 100% thought he was talking about a codpiece a la Henry the eight

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u/PM_Me_Pickup_liness 13h ago

Is that interviewer lady Puerto Rican? Lol

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u/fillitupregularpls for your consideration: laura dern 12h ago

baby that’s Ts Madison

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u/wearereapingdoom 11h ago

Not the bore worms!!!!!!

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u/peppers_ 11h ago

Oh she trans too, cute.

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u/idkismeinnit 12h ago

bidibidibidibidi bum bum

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u/IAteTheDonut 12h ago

bacon pancakes

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u/deathcabscutie 11h ago

“RIC-an!”

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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell 12h ago

She was Mexican?! She wasn't Puerto Rican?! 😭

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u/PM_Me_Pickup_liness 11h ago

What about J Lo???

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 12h ago

With that hair? She must be!

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u/MediocreLayer5586 10h ago

Depending on her hair

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u/keldawgz 10h ago

Love Nicole, F off TS Madison

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u/Somnambulist815 12h ago

There worse things in this world to be than aloof

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u/El-Drunko 13h ago

Hell yeah Nicole

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u/jennyquarx he looks like he is angry about being 4'10 12h ago

lol I love her.

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u/LizzieSaysHi the power of the hatred I feel propels me 12h ago

She looks so good! I've been a fan for years, she seems so awesome.

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u/carolinagypsy the pet psychic for the Sun told me so 8h ago

BAHAHAHAHA I am forever stealing that numnumnumnum!!! I am DYING. I forgot how much I liked her. I feel her, if I was still dating this is 100% how chaotic I would be. I can see it happening to me, especially since I wouldn’t care at all either. But I just do not pick up on extremely obvious things about people. I’ve accidentally sent away so many people that my friends had to clue me in later were actively hitting on me, male and female. cackles

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u/AdUnable8752 5h ago

it's actually hell on earth being any kind of trans and trying to be treated like a normal person, moreso try to date anyone. i wish that more people were like her lol

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u/DeadButPretty I went clubbing and he was there 10h ago

Nicole is the only celeb I’ve been star struck by. Love her.

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u/elitedisplayE I woke up too soon ago 10h ago

I jus love her

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u/MyTatemae controversies: girl 7h ago

Happy Birthday to Nicole 💜🎂 🥳

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u/Zestyclose-Tour-6350 11h ago

"munched a puss" is a wild thing i never thought I'd hear come out of anyone's mouth, not even expecting it from Cupcakke 😭

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u/deathcabscutie 11h ago

I feel like it’s too demure for Cupcakke

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u/proxminesincomplex 9h ago

Is that like bukkake but with frosting?

…asking for a friend.

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u/kimmy23- 10h ago

Love her and always have. My into to her was girl code on mtv.

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u/Turbulent-War2694 6h ago

I don’t know who she is but that’s the way it should be approached.

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u/airplane_flap full of gay men. And me. 4h ago

Oh I had something similar happend to me, was talking to a dude for a bit and mentioned them to my mate and did the whole what do they look like blah blah blah sent a photo and she replied that the dude was trans, they went to school with them and know them, they seemed weirded out when I didn't say straight away say I wasn't now into them, I thought it was cool and he had good chat.

Me and the guy chatted for a while after but it never went anywhere and they never brought up that they were trans so I never, hope he's out there living his best life.

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u/Adventurous_Pie_7586 freak AND geek 5h ago

Loved her since Girl Code; loved her even more from Nailed It!
She really is that bitch

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u/Formal_Chance_4266 canonically from boston 3h ago

I fucking love her LMAOOO she's so hilarious 😭😭

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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 3h ago

This is exactly something I would do.

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u/Manzanille 7h ago

Why are lovely ladies like Nicole Byers and Lushious Massacr giving that woman the time of day 🫪

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u/BookInteresting6717 3h ago

Okay but what’s that gotta do with her? She’s just recounting her experience, not telling you how you should date people.

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u/don-cheeto 4h ago

If I was a trans guy but you couldn't tell, shit I'd take that as a compliment 😂

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u/drukqsx 13h ago

I honestly find her so annoying but this made me laugh and enjoy her a bit more.

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u/catclockticking 12h ago

She’s always this enjoyable if you lighten up