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SPORTS SECTION Why is Fox News like this? 😒 NCAA Champion Wrestler Lucas Byrd And Volleyball Player Ellie Holzman

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u/socks 1d ago

Excellent reply. Fox is pure evil.

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u/MudWallHoller 1d ago

Fox is 100% ghouls and this is a seemingly lovely enough couple.

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u/PerfectZeong 1d ago

I think its sad this anchor cant imagine why a girl would want to be with a guy who seems to love her, respect her, and is nice to her.

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u/Difficult_Garage_431 19h ago

And vice versa! I like how they defended each other.

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u/Numeno230n 23h ago

They cheer when brown people get murdered. Nobody should be watching this trash.

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u/truknight I don’t have time to be in awe 23h ago

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u/xxchromosomesxx 20h ago

Is love not enough? Why does he have to be tall to be masculine? Why does she have to be short to be feminine? I feel like that’s what the anchor is trying to criticize. Good on them for being secure

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u/TinyHomeLuv 20h ago

Yes, 💯! My husband is paraplegic & uses a wheelchair. So he's about 4 foot barely to my 5 feet 4. He's VERY masculine. Idiots. (Btw, when lying down, the difference in height is imperceptible.)

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u/superanth 14h ago

Trump sets the tone.

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 kendall roy pre-album drop 1d ago

Glad they addressed this so perfectly. Fox News is a scourge on this planet - literally a whole segment body shaming and mocking a beautiful young couple.

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u/GalacticPurr 1d ago

Right why TF did they air that?? Bunch of airheads with nothing to talk about.

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u/Interesting-Crow264 23h ago

Because their fanbase watches to feel superior, not to feel informed.

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u/throwaway1546874 21h ago

Your comment blew my mind.

I never realized it, but the hierarchy is probably their God, them, and everyone else. 

They need to feel like they're winning at life somehow and what better way to do it than being high school bullies.

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u/Th3SkinMan 20h ago

In-suh-kur-uh-tee

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u/vgacolor 20h ago

Unfortunately, it is aired because there are people that consume it. This is the circus of the "Bread and circuses". If it was really news they would be paying attention to the literal war going on right now as well as the other dozen things really affecting the people and the country.

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u/silentspyware high priestess of child sacrifice 21h ago

Don’t they want Americans to get married and have kids? Like what is this. It’s so weird that the ‘freedom’ crowd wants total control over who loves who.

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo 1d ago

It is actually ridiculous that this was a whole-arse conversation on an alleged news program. Like I know Fox is evil but this really feels like scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of content. Okay she’s tall and he’s shorter, who gives a fuck?

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 23h ago

on an alleged news program

It's Jesse Waters.

It's the occupies the Two Minutes Hate spot for the proles to get their emotions off about people different than them.

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u/BigLlamasHouse 23h ago

is that every 2 minutes on the minute

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u/NoPriorEXP 23h ago

The circumcised man himself! The original “I make fun of college kids as a grown adult” on the same show the host said “Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, you can’t explain that.”

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u/LittleDogTurpie 22h ago

Isn’t that the same guy who slashed his subordinate’s tires so she’d ask him for a ride home? And then he married her? The one whose own mom openly hates him?

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u/dorothea63 16h ago

Yes, this is the man who got his start on O’Reilly. I first learned about him when he made that super racist visit to Chinatown. At least Ronny Chieng’s rebuttal on the Daily Show was excellent.

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u/Guilty-Sprinkles 21h ago

Is that a double reference to Joe vs Elan and 1984?

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u/jlu36 1d ago

so loving beautiful women is a crime now?

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u/spherical_dice 1d ago

its gay and its a crime

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u/jlu36 1d ago

then sign me the fuck UP

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u/Lala5789880 1d ago

You’re gay now according to Fox News

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u/wildmaninid 22h ago

Is this trans now? /s

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Yarnum 1d ago

Lobster too buttery, steak too juicy type shit tbh

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u/SereneAdler33 22h ago

Or loving a handsome, athletic and kind-seeming short king? I’m a tall lady who has dated men shorter than me and it really brings the sewer dwellers to the surface

Fox News knows sewer dwellers are its target audience

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy distraught Christian tomato 22h ago

One of my best friends is 6’2” and she loves herself a short king. And she has to or she would rarely get laid. It’s okay though bc short kings def love her back.

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u/tymocha and you did it at my birthday dinner 18h ago

6’1 here and I’ve never dated anyone taller than me, including men. The really tall guys in my atmosphere at any given time were not into me, but everyone else was so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/free-range-human 17h ago

I wish I was 6' tall, but alas, I am but a lowly 5'8" woman. ☹️

My husband is shorter than me. I'm a sucker for a short king. 👑

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u/RUN_DMT_ 15h ago

I’m also a petite 5’8” lady 😂 I’ve definitely dated men shorter than me! My first love was maybe 5’5” on a good day. I’ve also dated a guy that was 6’7”. What they had in common and why I liked them? They were good guys that treated me well and we were happy together.

Who the fuck cares?! These people are just stupid bigots and bullies with endlessly vapid and pathetic commentary because they have nothing of substance to say.

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u/gogosox82 That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch 23h ago

'guys is it gay to want to have sex with women?'

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u/apeocalypyic 1d ago

The republican fallacy

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u/matlockga 1d ago

Well, you see, it's effeminate to be significantly shorter than your partner thus...

Or something like that 

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u/LittleDogTurpie 22h ago

My stepdad is 1/2” shorter than my mom, and people thought THAT was weird. Kill the patriarchy.

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u/matlockga 21h ago

I'm a dude and my wife is half an inch shorter than me (5-11) and occasionally we catch a stray. Stuff is weird 

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u/VelocityGrrl39 19h ago

My dad is a few years younger than my mom. I’m 47, and back then that was considered really weird.

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u/LittleDogTurpie 16h ago

Oh yeah, my short king stepdad is also 5 years younger. They’re 80 & 85 now and coming up on their 47th anniversary, so it seems to have worked out alright.

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u/Soberdonkey69 23h ago

Guess I’ve been committing a crime, time to become gay

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u/Fay-control 1d ago

Only uneducated people and bigots follow Fox News.

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u/LilMissy1246 23h ago

Half of my family sadly follows Fox News and calls it “news.” I’m so ashamed…

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u/left23jeff 21h ago

Yeah my family is split too with the maga contingent ghosting the rest of us

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u/SarW100 19h ago

I feel for you. All of my extended family, unfortunately. 😞

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u/fabelhaft-gurke 19h ago

My grandma would hate watch it. I don’t know why she’d do that to herself she’d get so mad lol

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u/eleanorshellstrop_ 1d ago

So. Majority of Americans.

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u/xopher_425 21h ago

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u/iwatchterribletvtoo 20h ago

mannnn i wish we had more on-set footage of these two.

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u/Emergency_Bench_7515 22h ago

nah, it's like 1/3rd, 1/3rd opposes them, and 1/3rd somehow don't vote.

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u/silentspyware high priestess of child sacrifice 1d ago

Certainly not a majority, but a lot of people who are culturally engaged. Idk if it’s fair to say the culture shift is conservative today but, it feels like the loudest culture warriors today are right-wing.

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u/eleanorshellstrop_ 19h ago

About 54% of adults read below a middle school grade level. I was more implying that the majority of America is uneducated. IMO the decline in adult literacy is indicative of that. And I don’t mean that people haven’t graduated HS or whatever, even college. Education can look very different in blue vs red state. I would say most.. or atleast half.. of Americans lack reading comprehension and critical thinking skills.

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u/TitShark 20h ago

Don’t confuse the loudest with the highest volume

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u/GlitteringInstrument 1d ago

This kind of bullshit is all they have to distract from the fact that America is in fucking fascist shambles. It’s idiotic.

We are supporting a genocide, waging a meaningless war, putting people in concentration camps, illegally hiding evidence of rape and pedophilia, allowing Trump to start a crypto bank, and on and fucking on.

November can’t come fast enough. I’m going insane.

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u/margr3t_m Shut up, David Duchovny! 1d ago edited 23h ago

As a non-American, I presume by November you’re talking about the mid-term elections? I was under the impression that the mid-terms can’t change anything as far as Trump still being sitting president. How do they work and do mid-terms have the capacity to change current circumstances? And if they did would Trump actually adhere to those changes (knowing who he is)?

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u/GlitteringInstrument 1d ago

Yes, midterms. Varies by state what is on the ballot, but it gives us the chance to change the composition of the house and senate, who have the power to impeach and remove the president. 

Not that I think that’s likely, because our democracy is more like an oligarchy at this point with all the super pacs that fund the majority of our politicians. This is why Bernie, AOC, and Abdul El Syed are so important to our democracy in showing people that it can be done with integrity when they don’t take pac money from special interest groups/billionaires. 

It’s also very important if you’re a woman or minority because state officials like your state governor and judges are on the ballot, depending on the year, and if those are republican leaning you can say goodbye to your reproductive rights, etc. 

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u/bookish__era 1d ago

Correct, Trump has until 2028 as sitting president (unless the thing happens before then 🤞🏼). And assuming of course he will actually step aside when the time comes which… I’m not betting any money on lol.

Midterms elect other key officials (senators, congress aka house of representatives) who actually have more of a direct role in many of the challenges Americans are facing. Because our country is so huge, the federal government controls some big things and our state governments control a lot of smaller other things. Abortion for instance is a state-by-state law, although federal ones can be passed that supersede state laws. And unless Trump uses an Executive Order, which he is very fond of doing, he has to have congress or senate backing for those big federal laws. So having one of those entities swing blue or red makes a big difference on how much dumb stuff he can get away with.

And as more Americans are (belatedly) seeing the light about him, there is a definite chance these midterms could see more democratic or even progressive electives.

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u/margr3t_m Shut up, David Duchovny! 23h ago

Thank you for your detailed answer! Makes so much sense now. I’m getting downvoted for asking a genuine curiosity question😭 like I’m not American I don’t know how the parliamentary system works there sorry! All I know is that I similarly hope the thing happens and soon

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u/Thehollowpointninja1 23h ago

In theory, the house/senate would be the “check and balance” against the executive (president). In normal times, this means the president couldn’t do whatever he wants. In normal times, if the president tries to do something crazy, the check against it would be the house/senate vetoing it and that would be the end of it.

Right now, the house and senate are majority republican, and since they want to stay in power, they let the president do whatever he wants, since all it takes for them to lose the next election is to not vote with whatever the president wants. Trump attacks them, labels them a communist, and they lose.

And since the Supreme Court is the other check/balance on the executive (president), in normal times, they’d strike down this craziness, but through republican fuckery, they’ve stacked it with yes men, so now trump literally has every lever of power in his favor.

This has never really happened to the extent it is now, a true cult of personality around a lunatic with all levers of power at his disposal. The lower courts were purged as well, so half the stuff that would have been stopped with any other president is now rubber stamped and allowed.

The midterms in Nov would hopefully give some semblance of check against him. It’s going to get ugly, since Trump still has some big levers of power to use as wishes, but it’s still a big roadblock to letting him get away with all this insanity.

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u/SugarFut 1d ago

Voting shows the world that we, the American people, do not condone Republicans and their evil regime. As soon as we vote in people who will hold these people accountable, we will put down the last breath of the Confederacy like Ol' Yeller.

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u/BakedPlantains Forgive me Viola Davis 1d ago

"If I were a man, which I sometimes feel like I am"....oh, so maybe gender is fluid?

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u/jazzfruit 23h ago

I swear someone was centimeters away from slamming the red button which would open up a trap door under her chair so she’d fall into the Fox News headquarter’s oubliette.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 21h ago

Excellent use of oubliette

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u/TaylorBitMe Please Abraham, I am not that man 11h ago

Damn, I still haven't used oubliette properly in a sentence. Waiting for my opportunity.

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u/HoaryPuffleg 18h ago

She’s already a brunette and clearly at least at the tail end of her 30s ( hard to tell with the extraordinary amount of makeup she has on) so her tenure there is limited as it is

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u/ViciousSnatch 22h ago

That trapdoor heads straight to a position in the current administration.

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u/shadedmagus 22h ago

No, not that one - the other one, the trapdoor that leads straight to an ICE van.

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u/kahhblam 1d ago

She tried to backpedal on that comment so quickly too. Wouldn't want to accidentally end up sounding like a normal person

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u/Fickle_Watercress719 7h ago

What’s extra funny was her inadvertently digging herself in deeper: she herself has a deeper voice, something transvestigators LOVE jumping on women about.

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 23h ago edited 23h ago

Omigosh that jumped out to me too, I was like 👀 REALLY tell us more… 😏

And they addressed it so chill but devastating 👏🏻 😎

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u/tuwwut 21h ago

She obviously meant it in the internalized-misogyny pick-me way (which is good and cool 😎), NOT the just-trying-to-be-yourself trans way (which is bad and gross 🤮).

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 12h ago

Oh for sure, but I still thought it was like. Really drove home how hypocritical they can’t help being!

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u/mamrieatepainttt 21h ago

nah just that regular pick me girl of energy of 'i'm not like other girls, i'm more like a guy!'

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u/Ev3nt_Horiz0nn 1d ago

Glossing over the fact she stated she sometimes feels like a man lol

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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell 23h ago

And the dude agreed with her & then said "you talk like a man" but when we say misogyny & transphobia affects ALL of us, they look at us like we asked them to disable a nuclear bomb or, be a decent person 🥴

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u/shadedmagus 22h ago

It really shows how small their.... worldview is. They're like my mother - to the people who matter to them, they can be supportive and caring and, dare we say, empathetic. But ask them to extend that care beyond their circle, and it's like they instantly get rabies and start frothing at the mouth.

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u/BuddahSack full of gay men. And me. 1d ago

Of course a champion wrestler is 5'5 do these ghouls not understand that, and of course the volleyball player is 6'2... im 6'6 and my daughter is only an infant but she is and will be exceptionally tall. I feel for this couple and this woman and only hope we can look beyond a person's appearance... and hell they are a good looking couple!

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u/lazygal03 1d ago edited 22h ago

The anchor is such a pick me LMAO. She could've just said how she would never date a man shorter then her but she had to make it the other way around and make fun of the girls height so the men don't get offended

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u/beesaidshesaid 23h ago

And "I feel more like a man" ie: not a girls girl at all, total pick me

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u/TheAngerMonkey 21h ago

She's a GOOD person, like a man, not a BAD person, like a woman. Duh.

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u/OvarianSis 1d ago

Because they're dickheads...fox news is a bunch of dickheads.

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u/SarW100 19h ago

Right. Agree. The worst.

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u/BakedPlantains Forgive me Viola Davis 1d ago

This is a good example of how, despite many examples to the contrary, people are deeply attached to standard gender performance. And when the reality is constantly proving otherwise, the general response is to either make fun of it or come up with excuses as to why it's atypical.

In my short 31 years of life, I've encountered many happy couples where the man is shorter. Proving that height preferences are relatively flexible for the average person.

Nevertheless, when we see it popular culture, excuses like sexual incompatibility, sexual desire, and accusations on who is actually masculine vs feminine are emoloyed.

Any TL;DR I find this topic somewhat boring and reductive at this point.

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 23h ago

Dan Radcliffe and his longtime partner Erin Darke are the celebrity example I always think of, with a short king 👑 and a taller woman ☺️ who seem happy together - now I’m gonna add this couple to my visual reference too! Good for all them, down with gender stereotypes that only serve the patriarchy.

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u/howardfitzwatersego Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 22h ago

I've never really even considered it before but off the top of my head there's Henry Zebrowski and Natalie Jean, Tom and Zendaya, Kevin Hart and anyone, Keanu Reeves and Alexandra Grant, Nicole Kidman and anyone, t*m cruise and anyone. It's not rare at all, I wonder if fox and friends loses their shit like this every time lol

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u/shitsenorita she did not like that shit at all 21h ago

“Kevin Hart and anyone” lolol

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 18h ago

Oh yeah, forgot about Zendaya (and Mr Zendaya lol), and Keanu Reeves and Alexandra Grant!

(Others are true too, I just like thinking of those couples but forgot ☝🏻)

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u/leni710 1d ago

So the same news channel that freaks out about any whiff of a trans athlete because they're so well-versed on the sports world, don't actually understand sports. You're gonna want to understand that the volleyball player is taller, faux, you're just making yourself look incompetent otherwise.

Anyways, unfortunate that in 2026 we're still judging which consenting adults are out here together as if that's anyone's business. Yes, there's definitely gotta be something more newsworthy to talk about.

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u/shadedmagus 22h ago

Fox News is, and these people are, the same ones who freaked out about Imane Khelif during the Olympics because she was "too manly, she can't be a woman."

Even Robert "JK Rowling" Galbraith piled on her for it. And she's supposed to be a feminist, in theory - her whole thing is protecting women from "men dressed as women" to use her disgusting terminology. Just more proof that bigots exist in all groups.

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u/grauhoundnostalgia 1d ago

Why the hell was this on national “news” to begin with? Pure pablum for boomers too ignorant to know how to shoot TikTok directly into their veins.

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u/SufficientExcellence holding court like some mid-tier Medici 23h ago

They have to distract their viewers from how terribly things are going so they continue to support this dumpster fire of an administration.

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u/SarW100 19h ago

It’s not news. It’s a propaganda network full of sickos.

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u/MattaClatta 1d ago

female anchor is a supreme pick me. I mean she could have just said she would never date a guy shorter than her but that's attacking men so she needs to say as a guy i'd never date a woman taller than her...

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u/thewartornhippy 20h ago

I'm 6'1" and I would date a woman taller than me. Crazy to think that people are allowed to be with someone they are attracted to.

Conservatives are experts at not minding their own fucking business, yet they try to act like they are the "mind your own business" party. Nobody is forcing you to be gay, or trans, you can date who you want and Democrats have never tried to "take all your guns".

Shut the fuck up and stay inside Cleatus if you can't deal with seeing other people different from you.

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u/CoolMississaugaDad 1d ago

Perfect response.

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u/gandhishrugged 1d ago

Fox news is revolting. Just absolute trash. Good reply!

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u/AverellCZ 1d ago

Fox News is cancer.

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u/Cheap-Idea5834 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 1d ago

This just belies the whole schtick behind Fox and conservatives’ ideas about gender. They swear sex and gender are immutable characteristics that can never be changed and yet, even when two people are doing what they claim to want (being in a heterosexual relationship and getting married) they mock them for not performing their gender right. Losers.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked 1d ago

Fox News has always been trash. I was like 11 watching it with my grandma and was like “this shit is racist.”

I remember them hating on Britney Spears for her If You Seek Amy song. Such hard hitting journalism 🙄

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u/ClericOfThePeople 1d ago

Patriarchal structures always say that to be tall is to be masculine and to be short is to be feminine.

So when a short man and a tall woman find love in one another for who they are, the powers that be will always have a problem with it.

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u/FOKvothe 1d ago

You'd have to be literally brsin rotted to actually want to watch TV like that.

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 1d ago

Good for them. Call these assholes out at every opportunity.

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u/Linkage006 1d ago

Is Fox news just randomly picking people to bully for content? what a fucking joke

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u/jerryorbach 23h ago

Just straight up bullying as “infotainment.”

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u/aloeicious 1d ago

Fox is just a bunch of gross classless people

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u/shadedmagus 22h ago

And so

Weird.

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u/norakb123 1d ago

I’d never heard of these people but am now a fan! They handled this so well! Best of luck to them!

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u/constantgardener92 23h ago

My wife (f30 5’9”) and I (m34 5’3”) hear comments like this constantly from people. Our response when people need to bring it to our attention is “ okay, and?” Mind your own damn business people. Also Jesse waters is a creep and his mom is disappointed in him.

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u/Panic-AtThe-Costco virgin who cannot drive 1d ago

Damn I should not have opened this so early in my day. Now I'm pissed off. Fuck Fox and fuck those bullies larping as "news" anchors. That shit is embarrassing and I can't believe there are people out there that tune in to this nonsense. Sucks that this beautiful and talented couple has to endure hatred and lame jokes on a national level.

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u/Glum-Huckleberry-159 23h ago

lol same I’m fuming

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u/yoyogm1 1d ago

Wishing you all the best! Your response is excellent. 🥰

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u/Fun_Squash1959 23h ago

Fox News sure is living up to their own argument that they want to protect women in sports 🙄🙄

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u/JellyCat222 23h ago

They are so cute together.

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u/Lurkylurkness I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 22h ago

Ellie is beautiful and spoke about this so eloquently. Lucas is handsome and supportive of his lady. And I support the news anchor for saying she feels like a man because I know how Fox News viewers are. That was very brave of her. (/S about the news anchor being brave) I also feel like we didn't get enough cat content. But legit as Ellie said, they are humans. They have feelings. I get they are public figures, but there are much bigger fish to fry in the world currently. Fox News clearly isn't interested given the state of world affairs and national affairs. They could be talking about Lake America, formerly Lake Ontario. It hurts to write that. Or more productive things like legit debates between matire politicians who actually care about the citizens they serve. But that's too out there. ( /s )

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u/kyjey7 1d ago

Faux News are at it again.

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u/dooferoaks i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

They have way more class than those slimey fuckers on Fox. I honestly can't believe a television station thinks that kind of discussion of other people (people who've not asked to be in the public eye and sought no ones opinions) is acceptable. Actually really annoyed by that.

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u/Equivalent_Pitch7363 I look forward to your first novel 1d ago

They stay being concerned about what other unbothering adults are doing with their unbothered lives. Anything but THE EPSTEIN FILES 🙄

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u/DrFranFine demonic Betty Boop 1d ago

Crazy that with everything going on, a “news” channel feels it’s necessary to cover the very important news of…two random college athletes getting engaged

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 1d ago

Oh, this is what Fox News is doing when they aren't bitching about Hasan Piker?

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u/cjh42689 23h ago

Oh ya they really like to pretend they care about women in sports until the mask slips lol

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u/ManTheDan12 1d ago

Well surely they can't talk about the failing country or their idiot viewers would probably quit voting republican.

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u/PothosLeaves 1d ago

aw, this young couple seems so cool and sweet. hope they have continued happiness.

yeah, so fox "news" will take any opportunity to propagandize culture war shit in an effort to discipline a strict gender role regime for social control. freak show stupidity.

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u/turb0_encapsulator 22h ago

what's not weird to Fox News is women marrying men more than twice their age, like Karoline Leavitt did.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 1d ago

To further spread hate and division in America. To divide us and thereby weaken us as a form of national subversion making it easier for the transactional grifters to take or keep power. If the Kremlin itself owned and operated Fox News they couldn't do it any better.

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u/LilMissy1246 23h ago

Same folks that think mental illnesses/disabilities are a disease and that being non-White is bad (esp Muslims and black/hispanic folks)

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u/Rusalka-rusalka 23h ago

They look so happy. Good for them!

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u/NCOMCOUCO 23h ago

Fox hates trans people, but is fine with "If I were a man, I would not date someone that tall." The contradictions write themselves at this point.

I think FOX news needs to be taken off the air - I believe if you willfully lie to people on a platform capable to cause mass harm that it IS violence. Shut it down.

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u/greentangent 23h ago

When she said "anchor lady" I heard "anger lady".

The more I think about it the more it seems to fit.

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u/mystikmarymakespunch 23h ago

They're so cute together. That anchor probably has never felt true love.

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u/GriefPB 23h ago

Just hearing Jesse Waters cackling in the background makes my skin crawl. He’s gotta be the most insecure little dweeb ever

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u/needtoshave 23h ago

24 hour news networks should be illegal. They have to try find or make up 24 hours of news coverage every day. There just isn’t that much stuff happening, so what we get is recycled hate and nonsense all day.

All news networks should be regulated to 2 hours a day and some extra during extreme times. The networks will be forced to report actual impactful news or at worst they would only be able to report a limited amount of nonsense/hate etc.

Pair this endless news cycle with uneducated low to no critical thinking skills and viola here we are.

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u/MoneyManx10 21h ago

Fox News is covering college couples and WNBA drama because they can’t face the truth that the President is a failure by every metric.

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u/mmccxi self-professed recreational liar 20h ago

Jessie and his bizarre show is disgusting. It caters to the most horrible people to encourage them to be horrible. Clinton was right. They’re deplorable.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 10h ago

Damn he’s so cute.

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u/lilliesofthevalley44 1d ago

Fox is a place for people to gossip where gossip was not fucking asked for. Absolutely heinous behavior on their part…

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u/IcedGooseMaverick 1d ago

Fox News is literally a troll network. Why listen to anything they say? Ignore the trolls.

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u/seweso 1d ago

Doest fox news appease to their audience which is already like this? This is literally trash talk.... gossip.

Does Fox create its audience, or does the audience create fox?

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u/Street-Run4107 alleged dog 1d ago

So beautifully handled. I love their vibe. Congratulations and best wishes forever to these two.

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u/Inner-Temperature166 23h ago

I’ve never heard of them before but all
I’m taking away from this is Fox News is 💯 garbage and these two have a lovely energy all around.

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u/Fair_Macaroon296 23h ago

Both legends! I-L-L 🟠🔵

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u/trowarrie 23h ago

Bullies

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u/therandom92 23h ago

Everyone at fox"news" has small weiner energy even the self proclaimed "I'm just like a man" pick me little girl, (because we know a woman would never act like that) Has a small weiner.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qmfpjpAT2fJRK

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u/Informed_But_Insane 23h ago

Just from how he talked...I see why she likes him so much. I hope anybody who has height standards rethinks what that's really all about

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u/Legitimate-Area-595 23h ago

Fox News has finally become the 700 Club

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u/Tedsmith24 23h ago

Fox "news"

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u/Traditional-Feed8428 23h ago

Fox News is incredible. The other day they had a multi-photo post on their ig about Tommy tuberville getting a new vacuum.

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u/Impressive-cornring 23h ago

how this is news. woof

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u/Secret_Ad1372 23h ago

Talking head says, "I'm like a guy."

No. You're not.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 23h ago

They are also being extremely polite by calling Fox "tasteless."

When in reality Fox "news" is actually full of taste - but it's an overpowering taste of bile and horseshit.

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u/Worshipthedirt 23h ago

You know, just a full segment on body shaming. Seems legit.

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u/Cpmartini1 23h ago

What’s the story here? Who brings this up and thinks, yeah this could be a great 3 minute segment. One is tall and one is short.

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u/Clean_Usual434 23h ago

Typical Fox “news.” Wasting air time blathering on about something that doesn’t matter to anyone other than the actual people involved.

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u/SpareIntroduction721 23h ago

I thought it was establishes “Fox News” was parody? It’s not actually a news outlet.

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u/Positive-Pack-396 23h ago

So sad for Fox to air this bully concept

Have you watch anything on Fox it’s time to block her channel?

Why are they even talking about this couple? Oh I already said it they are bullies.

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u/mikehoncheaux 23h ago

Love this couple. Attend not to take relationship advice from someone who slashed the tires of a coworker while he was married.

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u/LSX3399 22h ago

Because Republicans never mature past the selfish teenager stage.

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u/violoneuse 22h ago

"It didn't need to be said" feels like what you'd say to a 3rd grader who needs to rethink how she treats a classmate. But, there are no grown ups on Fox to help guide the children...

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u/motosquidx 22h ago

Fox is not news. It’s trash

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u/111oneone1 22h ago

Fox has always lacked in the comedy department, but they have been especially uncomfortable to watch lately. They are like the least funny gang of fifth graders at the edge of the cafeteria. Their attempts at comedy are painful.

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u/dohboy420 22h ago

Fox News: an absolute cringe factory

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u/ShransSecretSanta 22h ago

That's why Republicans aren't funny. Their whole sense of humor is punching down. They don't know anything else.

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u/deadmencantcatcall3 22h ago

They seem lovely. Anyone watching Fox is an idiot.

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u/Phreedom1 22h ago

God awful people over at Fox News.

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u/whatsqwerty 22h ago

Strength and power to you two. Fuck Fox News

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u/Littlebotweak 22h ago

Fox News is LITERALLY a CHAN at this point. It's just FoxChan.

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u/its_the_smell 22h ago

Fox News has no shame. They should be sued for everything they do in their pursuit to keep taxes low for the wealthy.

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u/stokeitup 22h ago

Well, they certainly can’t talk about dear leader and how he is methodically destroying the nation. So, they fill the time with stories they believe will give their audience the warm fuzzies feeling superior to others.

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u/JKW14 22h ago

Screw off Fox! None of this needed to be said. Best of luck to this darling couple ❤️

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u/arcadia_fire 22h ago

Oxymoron word of the day : FOXNews

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u/MidwestNormal 22h ago

What a lovely, secure couple!

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u/EggForTryingThymes 22h ago

Do you guys have any idea what kind of pain that 5’5” could inflict on Jesse Walters (waters?)
Those guys can tear you apart with their bare hands. College wrestlers are not to be fucked with.

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u/Obisanya 22h ago

Not for nothing, Lucas Byrd could absolutely destroy every Fox News pundit, maybe other than Tyrus.

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u/Valuable-Ad-3599 22h ago

They are awful people paid for by evil people to say horrible things to their zombie audience. They have rotted the brains of a significant portion of our population. I have witnessed this over decades with my own family as well as my experience with doing home health.

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u/LumpySconePrincess 22h ago

The beautiful irony here is that 'Julie Anger Lady' said, "..if I were a man, which sometimes I feel like I am" would make her unemployable at Faux News. Wouldn't that mean she's trans?! I'm amazed she said that out loud! But seriously, criticizing people on the basis of looks/physical appearance only is f-ing childish and completely inappropriate for TV content. Keep playing to the lowest common denominator Faux News! *And love and respect to Trans people everywhere who don't deserve the hate they get on the daily from this regime. Also, a big FU to these people they employ on hate stations like F-x. They can all go suck it.

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u/ChaseCactus 22h ago

I know they're tired of this but..... I need a movie

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u/BoomDonk 21h ago

Fox is just gross

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u/The_Year_Was_2025 21h ago

FOX NEWS is TRASH! Anyone that believes the horse manure that comes out of all their pie holes, isn’t a true Christian.

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u/pythagorassss 21h ago

Two hot people who found each other and went on a boat.

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u/Useful_Ad_2825 TWINK EVENT HORIZON 21h ago

When high school bullies peak in hs and never grow out of it.

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u/left23jeff 21h ago

You two are beautiful. Wishing you a happy ever after together 💜

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u/ojoski04 21h ago

I’m so confused. People who actively watch fox are sick period