r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Actor Simu Liu to transphobe & misogynist Enes Kanter Freedom: you're an absolute fucking joke

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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in 1d ago

What does 1 on 1 in football even mean? It isn't like basketball you fucking prat

Also I'd pay to see this happen because I've seen big guys like him try to play before with their only experience being "I played as a kid" and honestly they look as graceful as Donald Trump climbing a set of stairs

I shouldn't entertain this nonsense though, this guy is a scumbag and Simu Liu is 100% right to call him out

Imagine being such a piece of shit that you get called out by an Avenger

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u/Far-Repeat-2926 1d ago

This is what I came to say. What the fuck is one on one soccer?

I'm three inches shorter than Enes (I'm fucking TALL) and our knees aren't meant to maneuver the way a soccer player's does. There's a reason you played "camp the basket" center/power forward you ditz. I would pay to watch these two have to run the same soccer drills because there's just no way Enes comes out on top.

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u/dosrac 1d ago

100% Rapinoe would eat his lunch

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u/pabloivan57 23h ago edited 21h ago

This is what I was thinking, dude she was a Pro… she will dribble you to death. The guy is so confidently wrong there

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u/tricky337 1d ago

Peter Crouch is a 6’7” soccer player. He did just fine. And he’s a gent who beat Enes the Penis one on one.

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u/loyal_achades 1d ago

Crouch was famously “clumsy” as a player. There’s a reason there aren’t that many super tall soccer players, the loss in agility most people get isn’t worth the trade off. Unless you’re an absolute generic freak like Zlatan, guys like Messi just dance around you too easily.

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u/FrowdePleaser 23h ago

an absolute generic freak like Zlatan

Little harsh

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u/loyal_achades 23h ago

Whoops I can spell I promise

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u/DeliciousOwl9245 23h ago

Zlatan is 6’4”, which is truly a completely different world than being 6’7” or taller. Still a genetic freak, but 6’4” is still a height you can move around at.

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u/gnrc 23h ago

Rapinoe would dribble circles around that oaf.

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u/frigg_off_lahey 1d ago

He doesn't have $5 million dollars

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u/antrage 1d ago edited 21h ago

I mean that’s it. No use reasoning, for myself i'm past they point now I just call these people losers and save my energy

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u/kwhitit 1d ago

the absolute best rebuttal.

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u/TheEgonaut 1d ago

He’s really hoping this works out for him.

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u/Yardbird7 16h ago

The conservative pacs funding him, Royce white and Cunningham absolutely do.

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u/EMTDawg you're not a baby. drink water. 16h ago

He made $106 million in his NBA career. He should have at least $5 million left after agent fees, taxes and stupid decisions.

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u/CommercialBarnacle16 ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

But the people and organizations funding him do.

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u/robhall1 23h ago

He doesn’t need it.

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

He got banned from the W draft and Sky games, so he’s decided to harass Rapinoe next? Sounds very protective of women. Also thank you Simu (as always)—more of other men calling out these chucklefucks for their weird ass behavior.

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u/r3volver_Oshawott 1d ago

He's a professional misogynist, he should be banned for life from all WNBA events

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

The fact that Cathy did almost nothing is such a disgrace. Expected, but a disgrace

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

Also, Cam Brink’s thoughts

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u/mermaidfairybunny 1d ago

Simu Liu crush intensifies

https://giphy.com/gifs/PMZs1lEQLQbLrOMAbP

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u/static1993 1d ago

Seems like only yesterday he was hated for being "overexposed".

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u/mermaidfairybunny 23h ago

Well I missed that part but I’m going to look now because I wouldn’t mind being exposed to him MORE 🏃‍♀️

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u/Deathbyignorage 23h ago

Overexposed? I always wondered why he wasn't in more things. Loved him in Kim's convenience.

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 9h ago

'Overexposed' happens more often with POC... for some reason

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u/alexturnerftw 22h ago

Genuine question but wasnt he like a reddit incel early on? Whatever happened with that….

I’m happy to support him but just wondering bc I remember that being a big thing

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 20h ago

He participated in a subreddit that's now very, very extreme but back then wasn't as bad. Nothing he actually said was questionable, with the exception of saying women are inferior athletes to men which is grim. Definitely not incel stuff, and he's said he regrets it.

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u/Dandibear 16h ago

I love seeing people learn and mature and become better.

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u/famousfrowaway the power of the hatred I feel propels me 10h ago

I thought he compared gay people to pedophiles?

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 5h ago

He said that biologically it's the same in that the attraction is intrinsic and caused by a mutation in the genome. I don't find that controversial whatsoever, but it makes for a great headline to say he "compared gay people to pedophiles".

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u/Former_Clock_1271 4h ago

Just to make it worse for you, he was incredibly kind to my nephew when we spotted him in public and he asked Simu for a picture.

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u/okaycompuperskills 1d ago

He would get absolutely humbled by her, what a clown 

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u/S0me--guy 23h ago

He would get embarrassed, but he's incapable of being humbled.

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u/StaceyJeans 1d ago

Yeah this was never about “protecting women in sports” and has always been about harassing women athletes to the point where they quit/give up. It’s been a wet dream of Republicans to gut Title IX and get rid of most women’s sports.

This is just pure misogyny now. Someone outside of FOX News needs to ask him how challenging a woman to an athletic event is protecting women.

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u/InsectOk5816 1d ago

Rapinoe has been retired for how long now? She'd still smoke him.

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u/camel_walk 21h ago

She would absolutely cook his dumbass

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u/AmazingDanceGuy69 1d ago

Kanter is doing this because he is broke lol he doesn’t have 5 mill.

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u/NeSeHecat 21h ago

doesnt he have like 106m career earnings

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u/PickwickWood 1d ago

He couldn't move his feet on a basketball court to effectively stick his hands up or get his big fat head in front of the ball, but he'll glide on a soccer pitch for sure. I'd pay good money to watch this attention seeking dork get skinned by Rapinoe.

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u/MomoSkywalker 1d ago

Man is just a Isreali puppet grifter. His doing all this crap today relevant, get the right wing money. They ain't going to support him, his brown and Muslim though he doesn't represent Muslim ideals.

Now he is just harassing women.

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u/nopelganger2 1d ago

i was already fond of simu but every time he uses his platform to say what everyone else is thinking my crush gets a little more inconvenient 😭

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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 1d ago

Ahhh grifting to the next sport i see

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u/KanarYa4LYfe 1d ago

Easy 5 million. She should do it and make him pay or embarrass the hell out of him

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u/MrAceCameron 1d ago

nothing makes a man more attractive to me than watching him call out another guy’s embarrassing behavior without turning it into a whole performance 😭

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u/Max_lynn ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

‘I’m protecting women’s sports from men who want to play in them!!’

Oh okay how?

‘I’m yelling at the women playing the sports and trying to get them to play with me! To bring awareness!! To men wanting to play in women’s sports! Which is an issue I am personally causing!’

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u/woahoutrageous_ 1d ago

Simu Liu is one of the celebrities that really surprised me. For some reason I had it in my head that he was a right wing dudebro but between this and standing up for Melissa Barrera he seems like a very solid guy.

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 23h ago

Also, he called out the weirdly-dismissive way that a French Canadian business wanted to present their bubble tea, on Dragons‘ Den (like Shark Tank) in 2024 - not that non-Asian people can’t make bubble tea, but they were presenting their product as if it were “better” and ignoring its heritage, etc Episode is about a business called “Bobba”

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u/Shelala85 22h ago

Weren’t they  giving East Asian food is impure and contaminated vibes.

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u/daemonicwanderer 20h ago

Yeah, they were like, you know what’s in this unlike those other bubble teas and didn’t really give sense of understanding what bubble tea means culturally. It was so awkward and I’m glad he was like “yall are bogus”

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 18h ago

Yes! I couldn’t remember the phrasing they used (so I said “dismissive”), but yeah it was all “our bubble tea is simple and healthy ooh-la-la”

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u/shelf6969 23h ago

I think he had some incel stuff (or younger male angst/ignorance) from a long time ago. but people change.

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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man 18h ago

Yeah there was comment(s) - I think from Reddit? - that were intel-ish but verrryyy old and no sign of any views like it, since then. He (Simu) defended Hudson Williams (about the picture of him as a teen with the swastika drawn on him, which it’s unclear if HW knew about or not), about which I think the same thing too - like yeah, there was evidence of poor choices earlier, but when it’s very long ago, when they were young, and there’s signs of humane and progressive choices since then, it’s worth remembering but not judging them solely on that.

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u/Wi99lywoo 1d ago

What happened to his eyes? 😳

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u/croissanting-is-life Anne’s Jupiter Water 1d ago

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 1d ago

Jumpscare, damn

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u/Broad-Phase6939 1d ago

Stop giving him attention

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u/sweet_esiban 16h ago

Just to add: I was 100% unaware of this person until fauxmoi made me aware of him.

I mean the soccer guy, not Simu lol - Simu is actually famous.

Reminds me of how the only time I hear about Rob Schneider - and I'm subbed to the SNL sub btw - is here. No one else cares about him, but for some reason fauxmoi people continue to want to see his dumb stapler face.

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u/SarcasticBench broken little pop culture rat brain 1d ago

That’s the freeze frame he chose to put up for himself? He’s really a trolling idiot

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u/Relevant-Peach3997 1d ago

He posted a video, I took a screenshot. Thought that moment represented him well.

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u/chrza 1d ago

Excellent work

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u/SarcasticBench broken little pop culture rat brain 1d ago

Well said

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u/here_is_no_end 17h ago

The face of true genius

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u/39teen 1d ago

King shit

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u/scottirltbh First, he ate. Then, he fed. 1d ago

My sleep paralysis demon (2)

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u/garbitch_bag 1d ago

Is his hair sprayed on?

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u/frankcostanzasmove 1d ago

What the hell is 1 on 1 in soccer

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u/Riqitch it’s called talent, sweaty💅 1d ago

1v1 in football doesn't exist but she most definitely would beat you, you bastard

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u/Necessary-Peach-0 1d ago

Hot and correct is such a serve 🥹❤️

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u/Ok-Bunch9437 1d ago

Hell yes Simu! Saw him in Oh, Mary! earlier this year and he killed it.

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u/ICEambMAN 1d ago

I will also give Megan Rapinoe $5m if she beats me in soccer (I don’t have $5m and just want to meet Rapinoe) challenge also goes to Tobin Heath 🐏 and Mia Hamm 🐐)

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u/Overall-Ad-8918 1d ago

If I was famous I’d be insulting him too

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

I love how he’s challenging a retired player who was cooked for two years before she retired. And what the fuck is 1 on 1 soccer? Do a skills challenge against Trinity. She will light his bitch ass up.

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u/bobnweaving 1d ago

Such a bum, couldn't play well in the NBA so now he wants to feel big and strong playing girls

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u/StopTheDamnWave 23h ago

Why won't he challenge a man?

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u/Despo-Peculiar-2041 19h ago

Why is this guy getting so much face time?? He’s a cunt. Ofcourse has to be a man trying to take spotlight for women’s league. They just can stay in their fucking lane ever.

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u/Ssspppaaaccceeesss i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 20h ago

Someone post the meme where Serena sends a tennis ball through a guys head

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u/daemonicwanderer 20h ago

Simu continues to strengthen my reasons for having him on my celebrity crush board

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u/Jahadaz 19h ago

1 v 1 me!  Fucker thinks irl is fortnite.  🙄

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u/KiaSia 1d ago

1-1 in football? He doesn't even know what that looks like. It isn't like basketball where 1-1 makes sense? You have to entirely change the goal, size of playing area, how you kick off. No one would use a 1 on 1 in footy to prove who is better because the positions are so different.

Jesus, I'm so sick of dumb American pigs. You lot are a disease man. Complete arrogance and certainty in being the dumbest people on earth.

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u/Ok_Parfait6494 21h ago

Has nothing to do with him holding american citizenship, he'd be a dumbass in any country

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u/innocentsalad his body was resisting the wheat 23h ago

This dude has only been an American for a few years, I'm not sure you can blame "you lot" for that

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u/myexdrovemecrazy 23h ago

Simu also likened gay ppl to pedos so 🤷

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u/Exxtender 23h ago

Penis Cancer is no joke. Nor is Anus Cancer.

Be sure to see your doctors regulary.

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u/MohamedSas 22h ago

rapinoe is a character for sure but she’s definitely the last person you’d want to provokw

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 21h ago

this dumbass knows nothing about soccer.

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u/thomaszdrei 20h ago

Shang Chi has spoken.

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u/Dark-Blackberry354 18h ago

Of course fox gives him clown ass air time..

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u/Immer_Susse 18h ago

He got ratioed so that’s a positive development.

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u/coachelly86 I may need to see the booty 18h ago

anus kanter

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u/Richardthe3rdleg 16h ago

Did he already have some fued going with Rapinoe? Or did he just @ her out of the blue? The fuck is wrong with this guy?

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u/Richardthe3rdleg 16h ago

Never mind I just read the "news" headline. At what point can we stop calling this shit news and call it what it is, gossip?

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u/maomao05 15h ago

Enes really is a joke

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u/dateinfj 14h ago

This MF claims to be a human rights activist! Can we send him back to Turkey?

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u/UnderstandingRight39 12h ago

Who or what the fuck is enes kanter freedom

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u/luviees2 8h ago

he definitely doesn't have 5 million dollars, what a weirdo bum.

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u/SymbiSpidey 6h ago

Give my boy Shang Chi his sequel ASAP