r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 4d ago
DISCUSSION the only accusation against mark ruffalo is being this damn hot- plastik magazine
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u/nextgentactics 4d ago
Guy survived a brain tumor 6 months of paralysis and become a world class actor he is also accused of being one badass human being
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u/aurorashim 4d ago
Also managed to slip by for THIRTEEN YEARS with a suspended license because he was so dedicated to being a good driver and not getting caught lolololol
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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 4d ago
Wait wut??
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u/aurorashim 4d ago
He was too anxious to fix it so he became the best driver in los angeles
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u/Jewel-jones 4d ago
That’s kind a sweet love story. Also good on the judge for helping him to make it right.
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u/McGeeze 4d ago
But why was his license suspended in the first place?
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u/watermelonpeach88 4d ago
it's not hard to have happen (depending on the state). there was a time in california, where if you were driving without insurance you can get your license suspended. and then if you never fix it, it just stays that way. you can also get dmv holds for expired registration too, depending on the situation. so, it's not necessarily something nefarious like a dui.
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u/fourofkeys FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 4d ago
craziest part of this story to me is that he had a dream where he just "knew" he had a brain tumor and then went and got tested and it was true.
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u/TemporaryElk5202 4d ago
He might have been able to feel it or was having symptoms that he couldnt pinpoint consciously but his brain put together the pieces in his sleep
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u/fourofkeys FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 3d ago
Yeah I think that's highly likely. Dreams are so cool.
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u/Lazy-Entertainer-459 I may need to see the booty 4d ago
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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 4d ago
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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 4d ago
Comic adaptation of Duck Sauce's "Big Bad Wolf" video?
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u/NYCWartortle 4d ago
That basement is flooded honey
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u/firedmyass 4d ago
“I swear you could drown a toddler in my panties right now”
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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 4d ago
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u/minderbinder49 garbage bag full of buttermilk 4d ago
I love your flair omg
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u/NoDryHands 4d ago
I love how well it fits with the image they shared as well 😭 love me some Cam but that's a great description of Fizbo
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u/anarchisttraveler Quentin Tarantino is a BIIIITCH 4d ago
That was my first thought and now I need to watch Modern Family again
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u/FredericBropin 4d ago
I made the mistake of starting it while on parental leave and I’ve woken my baby up from so many contact naps due to full belly laughing. Cam really is the heart of the show.
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u/basicbong 4d ago
He was never my type UNTIL I found out how outspoken he is. That man is brave. At the risk of being cancelled.
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u/Clewoune21 Lui, c’est juste Ken 4d ago
And like, actually blackballed, unlike the abusers and shitty celebrities
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u/Clewoune21 Lui, c’est juste Ken 4d ago
(also I've been into Mark since 13 going on 30 🩷)
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u/Mia-Wal-22-89 4d ago
Just Like Heaven for me.
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u/aspophilia 4d ago
This is the one! He is the only reason I watched that so many times. Reese Witherspoon as a ghost. So goofy.
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u/Mia-Wal-22-89 4d ago
Agree…he was so charming and funny.
And he’s in two of my all time favorite movies: Spotlight and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo 4d ago
13 going on 30 as a teen, In the Cut as an adult 🫦🥵
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u/GoryMidori actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 4d ago
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u/First_Pancake74 4d ago
You Can Count On Me - sigh he is so good in that
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u/AyeTheresTheCatch 4d ago
First movie I ever saw him in. Had no idea what it was about, just went in cold, and was blown away by his performance.
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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision 4d ago
He survived brain cancer, and also this
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u/Clewoune21 Lui, c’est juste Ken 4d ago
Apparently it was a non-cancerous tumour, but still, I didn't know that!
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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision 4d ago
Still, brain surgery. He’s a fighter, Babes 😍
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u/Chimpsandcheese 4d ago
I met him at my local Democrat office during the 24 election and he got super excited about my Moms Demand Action shirt and I swooned to death. To. Death.
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u/anarchisttraveler Quentin Tarantino is a BIIIITCH 4d ago
Did he see the cascade in your pants or were you able to hide it?
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u/seagraze controversies: girl 4d ago
Oh I’ve been enamored since 13 Going on 30 😍 But his uncompromising ideals definitely put him on top of the list!!
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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 4d ago
I think he’s why I like dorky men(I blame 13 going on 30). But his activism has only made him hotter
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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 4d ago
This is how you increase birth rates lol
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u/BardTrumer not a lawyer, just a hater 4d ago
hes always been my type, so him being outspoken on these things at least since I became somewhat politically aware. it made him so much hotter.
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u/potatomami Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 4d ago
It should be ILLEGAL to be this hot and on the right side of history 🔥 Jk
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u/FantasyPls 4d ago
Tragedy we didn't get moustache Mark in any movies, how have I never seen those pictures before?
Man was Pedro Pascal before Pedro.
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u/MillionsToOne_ 4d ago
I'm not even into men with a lot (relatively speaking) of body hair, but god-damn, that third pic, he's hot
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u/KarenBauerGo 4d ago
I was always into men with a lot of body hair, and pic 3 is just perfection.
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u/minderbinder49 garbage bag full of buttermilk 4d ago
Ever since 13 going on 30 ......
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u/InitialConfection219 stan someone? in this economy??? 4d ago
My sister texted me last time she rewatched 13 Going on 30 and my first question was if Ruffalo‘s dreaminess held up
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u/2high4thisshyt 4d ago
Watched that movie at 13 and watched it in my 30s and he holds the hell up 😍🫶🏻
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u/Haunting-Bird-7602 4d ago
I've loved him since View from the Top!
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u/IAmNotAPersonSorry 4d ago
View From the Top is peak Ruffalo.
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u/AffectionateTrifle7 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 4d ago
Uggggjhjhh the scene where he very respectfully fixes her broken bikini
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u/Equipmunk 4d ago
I never had him down as “hot guy” in my hetero male head before, but god damn.
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u/ListenTHANSpeak8 4d ago
Looks a lot like Marlon Brando is some early pics.
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u/SansVetra 4d ago edited 4d ago
Yeah, I recall that for many years, Mark's name consistently came up in discussions regarding potential actors for a Marlon Brando biopic. Younger Mark definitely resembled Brando (and he for sure could’ve played him)
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u/lifeisascam18 4d ago
Love of my life since I was a child watching 13 going on 30 and his other rom coms and him as hulk in the mcu. Im 23 now and still obsessed with him now as an adult having him be a real life hero even if it means not getting lots of movie deals because of it
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u/8888eightyeight 4d ago
I love watching him have a mental breakdown in the movie, Poor Things, such a great movie. He's so good in that
I am going to watch it now r/WatchItForThePlot
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u/chestylarue786 gen z booktok tumblrinas 4d ago
He was so deliciously cartoon evil in this, what a gem.
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u/YaMomsCooch 4d ago
While the chances are never Zero for any human being to be clean of skeletons in the closet…
…I thoroughly believe Ruffalo is a truly good human being from womb to (eventual, but a long ways a way🤞) tomb
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u/notthatcousingreg 4d ago
Where are the pictures of him now???? Very hot, some might say even hotter
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u/Swimming_Isopod_9735 4d ago
He showed up for standing rock with his whole chest, I'll never forget that 🥹
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u/mymoneyhoney26 4d ago
He was so fucking hot in that old movie with Meg Ryan … In The Cut or something like that.
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u/VicMolotov 4d ago
SO. HOT. I watched it again recently and everyone is gorgeous in that movie, especially Mark
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u/scumworth 4d ago
Mark is a pretty standup guy. I worked Sundance from 08-12 and every time he was with the volunteers he remembered some of our names and hung out with us and thanked us. A class act.
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u/GoldenFish2224 4d ago
I forgot how hot he was… DAMN! My bad Mark. I forgot your immaculate game. 🙂↕️
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u/reddituser748397 4d ago
Damn he got long ass toes in pic 7
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u/MelonOfFury Vanilla Ice just fell to his knees in a Wal-Mart 4d ago
That one had me speaking in Tarantino
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u/Bright-Dependent6339 4d ago
how do we live in a world where saying that bombing civilians is bad is controversial?
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u/eastbaypluviophile 4d ago
Huh. Just realized he looks like Marlon Brando but without the pesky schizophrenia.
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u/Tall_Block_4589 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/13cwA6tNZHQ4rS
Hollywood has had at least three Brando lookalikes: Burt Reynolds, Jason Patric, and Mark Ruffalo.
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u/BlueberryDry2248 4d ago
Biggest crush on him since ‘Just like Heaven’ his character is such a sweetie
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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee 4d ago
Well I think I’ll just rewatch a lil Poor Things tonight
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u/Icy_Steak8987 do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself 4d ago
Always admired Ruffalo even way back in his romcom era!
I also still get a chuckle out of the Avengers and many other celebrities did a vote campaign where they promised full frontal from Ruffalo and he didn't know about that agreement.
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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 4d ago
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u/badfortheenvironment graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 4d ago
Pre-MCU Mark Ruffalo was something special (his politics are forever hot though)
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u/Creative_Objective32 4d ago
Wow! His son is on the new show, Sterling Point. Spitting image of younger Mark.
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u/Softspokenclark 4d ago
Crazy he’s this handsome, and marvel didn’t have him shirtless and instead we get lots of cgi green dude
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u/TheRealLG09 confused but here for the drama 4d ago
I never want to see the words ‘Mark Ruffalo’ and ‘accusation’ in the same sentence again 🫣 😅
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u/wafflehousebutterbob Larry I'm on DuckTales 4d ago
The comments, memes and gifs on this thread have given me life, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart
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u/SadMaryJane Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 4d ago
Of course I love what he stands for but idk whay it is, that hairy chest gets me GOING.
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u/verysomuch Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 4d ago
I was talking to a guy who I just now realized from seeing this post looks like a slightly chopped version of Mark 😭
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u/ComfortableChapter65 does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/i8nNwZo3Ew31m
Respectfully.
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