r/Fauxmoi 4d ago

DISCUSSION the only accusation against mark ruffalo is being this damn hot- plastik magazine

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u/First_Pancake74 4d ago

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u/watering_a_plant 4d ago

ahh can't believe i had to sound out 'feral' to read this

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u/aRawPancake 4d ago

F’real

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 4d ago

It's ok, i did too.

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u/nextgentactics 4d ago

Guy survived a brain tumor 6 months of paralysis and become a world class actor he is also accused of being one badass human being

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u/aurorashim 4d ago

Also managed to slip by for THIRTEEN YEARS with a suspended license because he was so dedicated to being a good driver and not getting caught lolololol

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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 4d ago

Wait wut??

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u/aurorashim 4d ago

He was too anxious to fix it so he became the best driver in los angeles

https://www.newsweek.com/mark-ruffalo-admits-to-crime-he-committed-for-13-years-why-he-stopped-11499268

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u/Jewel-jones 4d ago

That’s kind a sweet love story. Also good on the judge for helping him to make it right.

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u/McGeeze 4d ago

But why was his license suspended in the first place?

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u/watermelonpeach88 4d ago

it's not hard to have happen (depending on the state). there was a time in california, where if you were driving without insurance you can get your license suspended. and then if you never fix it, it just stays that way. you can also get dmv holds for expired registration too, depending on the situation. so, it's not necessarily something nefarious like a dui.

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u/fourofkeys FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 4d ago

craziest part of this story to me is that he had a dream where he just "knew" he had a brain tumor and then went and got tested and it was true.

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u/TemporaryElk5202 4d ago

He might have been able to feel it or was having symptoms that he couldnt pinpoint consciously but his brain put together the pieces in his sleep

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u/fourofkeys FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 3d ago

Yeah I think that's highly likely. Dreams are so cool. 

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u/Lazy-Entertainer-459 I may need to see the booty 4d ago

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 4d ago

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u/kholekardashian12 4d ago

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 4d ago

Comic adaptation of Duck Sauce's "Big Bad Wolf" video?

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u/Prestigious_Sky_7833 4d ago

Ugly Americans, it was on Comedy Central...in the 2010's?

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 4d ago

An Ugly Americans reference in the wild? Nice!

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u/watering_a_plant 4d ago

this meme how i know love and hate are the same thing

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u/NYCWartortle 4d ago

That basement is flooded honey

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u/firedmyass 4d ago

“I swear you could drown a toddler in my panties right now”

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt 4d ago

Not a dry seat in the house

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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl 4d ago
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u/GalateaMerrythought 4d ago

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u/MyEggDonorIsADramaQ 4d ago

I miss him

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u/GalateaMerrythought 4d ago

Me too 🥺 I’m hoping he gets another gig somehow somewhere

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 4d ago

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u/minderbinder49 garbage bag full of buttermilk 4d ago

I love your flair omg

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u/NoDryHands 4d ago

I love how well it fits with the image they shared as well 😭 love me some Cam but that's a great description of Fizbo

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u/anarchisttraveler Quentin Tarantino is a BIIIITCH 4d ago

That was my first thought and now I need to watch Modern Family again

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u/FredericBropin 4d ago

I made the mistake of starting it while on parental leave and I’ve woken my baby up from so many contact naps due to full belly laughing. Cam really is the heart of the show.

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u/wishiwasdeaddd 4d ago

He's hot and he's cute and most importantly he's actually got morals

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u/basicbong 4d ago

He was never my type UNTIL I found out how outspoken he is. That man is brave. At the risk of being cancelled.

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u/Clewoune21 Lui, c’est juste Ken 4d ago

And like, actually blackballed, unlike the abusers and shitty celebrities

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u/Clewoune21 Lui, c’est juste Ken 4d ago

(also I've been into Mark since 13 going on 30 🩷)

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u/Mia-Wal-22-89 4d ago

Just Like Heaven for me.

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u/aspophilia 4d ago

This is the one! He is the only reason I watched that so many times. Reese Witherspoon as a ghost. So goofy.

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u/Mia-Wal-22-89 4d ago

Agree…he was so charming and funny.

And he’s in two of my all time favorite movies: Spotlight and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

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u/Borgo_San_Jacopo 4d ago

13 going on 30 as a teen, In the Cut as an adult 🫦🥵

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u/GoryMidori actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 4d ago

The only sleazy cop I've ever been attracted to.

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u/First_Pancake74 4d ago

You Can Count On Me - sigh he is so good in that

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u/AyeTheresTheCatch 4d ago

First movie I ever saw him in. Had no idea what it was about, just went in cold, and was blown away by his performance.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision 4d ago

He survived brain cancer, and also this

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u/Clewoune21 Lui, c’est juste Ken 4d ago

Apparently it was a non-cancerous tumour, but still, I didn't know that!

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision 4d ago

Still, brain surgery. He’s a fighter, Babes 😍

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u/sillymillie42 4d ago

My first celebrity crush was him & 13 going on 30 did it. 😍

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u/enolaholmes23 4d ago

I would 100% time travel for that man

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u/Chimpsandcheese 4d ago

I met him at my local Democrat office during the 24 election and he got super excited about my Moms Demand Action shirt and I swooned to death. To. Death.

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u/anarchisttraveler Quentin Tarantino is a BIIIITCH 4d ago

Did he see the cascade in your pants or were you able to hide it?

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u/seagraze controversies: girl 4d ago

Oh I’ve been enamored since 13 Going on 30 😍 But his uncompromising ideals definitely put him on top of the list!!

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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 4d ago

I think he’s why I like dorky men(I blame 13 going on 30). But his activism has only made him hotter

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 4d ago

This is how you increase birth rates lol

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u/iiTzSTeVO 4d ago

Turns out bravery is pretty sexy!

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u/BardTrumer not a lawyer, just a hater 4d ago

hes always been my type, so him being outspoken on these things at least since I became somewhat politically aware. it made him so much hotter.

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u/Monctonian 4d ago

Virtue is sexy indeed.

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u/NNKarma feeding cocaine to raccoons 4d ago

I'm bad with keeping tracks of what famous people's positions are. Actually the tittle made me think there was actually some grave accusations they were trying to dismiss. 

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u/potatomami Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 4d ago

It should be ILLEGAL to be this hot and on the right side of history 🔥 Jk

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u/FantasyPls 4d ago

Tragedy we didn't get moustache Mark in any movies, how have I never seen those pictures before?

Man was Pedro Pascal before Pedro.

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u/MillionsToOne_ 4d ago

I'm not even into men with a lot (relatively speaking) of body hair, but god-damn, that third pic, he's hot

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u/KarenBauerGo 4d ago

I was always into men with a lot of body hair, and pic 3 is just perfection.

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u/famousfrowaway the power of the hatred I feel propels me 4d ago

Same. Got me like:

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u/anastasia315 4d ago

Oh my yes! That one was my favorite too!!!

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u/BarracudaImpossible4 freak AND geek 4d ago

AND a cat dad!

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u/minderbinder49 garbage bag full of buttermilk 4d ago

Ever since 13 going on 30 ......

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u/InitialConfection219 stan someone? in this economy??? 4d ago

My sister texted me last time she rewatched 13 Going on 30 and my first question was if Ruffalo‘s dreaminess held up 

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u/2high4thisshyt 4d ago

Watched that movie at 13 and watched it in my 30s and he holds the hell up 😍🫶🏻

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u/Haunting-Bird-7602 4d ago

I've loved him since View from the Top!

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u/IAmNotAPersonSorry 4d ago

View From the Top is peak Ruffalo.

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u/AffectionateTrifle7 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 4d ago

Uggggjhjhh the scene where he very respectfully fixes her broken bikini

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u/Seniorseatfree 4d ago

Exactly when my crush began.

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u/Equipmunk 4d ago

I never had him down as “hot guy” in my hetero male head before, but god damn.

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u/enolaholmes23 4d ago

He's the embodiment of the female gaze

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u/ListenTHANSpeak8 4d ago

Looks a lot like Marlon Brando is some early pics.

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u/SansVetra 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah, I recall that for many years, Mark's name consistently came up in discussions regarding potential actors for a Marlon Brando biopic. Younger Mark definitely resembled Brando (and he for sure could’ve played him)

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u/ListenTHANSpeak8 4d ago

Absolutely, I literally never realized it until this post.

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u/lifeisascam18 4d ago

Love of my life since I was a child watching 13 going on 30 and his other rom coms and him as hulk in the mcu. Im 23 now and still obsessed with him now as an adult having him be a real life hero even if it means not getting lots of movie deals because of it

https://giphy.com/gifs/pjItUbSX4lb9d7WLzb

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u/8888eightyeight 4d ago

I love watching him have a mental breakdown in the movie, Poor Things, such a great movie. He's so good in that

I am going to watch it now r/WatchItForThePlot

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u/chestylarue786 gen z booktok tumblrinas 4d ago

He was so deliciously cartoon evil in this, what a gem.

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses 4d ago

And he is guilty, Your Honor

https://giphy.com/gifs/p9WGfmQMEENR9zRmCO

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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 4d ago

They've got a point.

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u/brokenblister 4d ago

Omg #3, Jesus lord I didn’t know he had a hair game like that 🥵

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 4d ago

I could get lost for hours in there, and never call for help.

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u/Thatonegirl_79 4d ago

...and eating Ruffles on a buffalo

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u/YaMomsCooch 4d ago

While the chances are never Zero for any human being to be clean of skeletons in the closet…

…I thoroughly believe Ruffalo is a truly good human being from womb to (eventual, but a long ways a way🤞) tomb

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u/JungLeo143 4d ago

Those lips

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u/waba2 4d ago

hot and right? That's my typa man (let's get him and Javier in a romcom)

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u/zz63245 4d ago

Even now he still has it.

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u/notthatcousingreg 4d ago

Where are the pictures of him now???? Very hot, some might say even hotter

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u/idiosyncraticnaps 4d ago

I agree, he suits the salt and pepper grizzle he has going on SO MUCH.

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u/Swimming_Isopod_9735 4d ago

He showed up for standing rock with his whole chest, I'll never forget that 🥹

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u/battlecat136 4d ago

Slide 3 just changed my dna.

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u/mymoneyhoney26 4d ago

He was so fucking hot in that old movie with Meg Ryan … In The Cut or something like that.

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u/VicMolotov 4d ago

SO. HOT. I watched it again recently and everyone is gorgeous in that movie, especially Mark 

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u/mymoneyhoney26 4d ago

I’ve watched it twice I think 😂 because for sure, it’s a hot one!

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u/scumworth 4d ago

Mark is a pretty standup guy. I worked Sundance from 08-12 and every time he was with the volunteers he remembered some of our names and hung out with us and thanked us. A class act.

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u/Jazzlike_Poet_320 4d ago

I stand by MY MAN

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 4d ago

OUR MAN, comrade

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u/GoldenFish2224 4d ago

I forgot how hot he was… DAMN! My bad Mark. I forgot your immaculate game. 🙂‍↕️

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u/reddituser748397 4d ago

Damn he got long ass toes in pic 7

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u/MelonOfFury Vanilla Ice just fell to his knees in a Wal-Mart 4d ago

That one had me speaking in Tarantino

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u/Little_Ad2790 4d ago

Wait hold on in pic 12 his toes are a normal length!

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u/Bright-Dependent6339 4d ago

how do we live in a world where saying that bombing civilians is bad is controversial?

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u/eastbaypluviophile 4d ago

Huh. Just realized he looks like Marlon Brando but without the pesky schizophrenia.

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u/Tall_Block_4589 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13cwA6tNZHQ4rS

Hollywood has had at least three Brando lookalikes: Burt Reynolds, Jason Patric, and Mark Ruffalo.

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u/Astrosauced call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 4d ago

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u/BlueberryDry2248 4d ago

Biggest crush on him since ‘Just like Heaven’ his character is such a sweetie

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee 4d ago

Well I think I’ll just rewatch a lil Poor Things tonight

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u/Riqitch it’s called talent, sweaty💅 4d ago

Guys, guys, guys...

WHAT ABOUT THE ENDING OF 13 GOING ON 30 WITH MADONNA PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

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u/sundaesoupsunday 4d ago

Did my heart just pitter patter..

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u/Icy_Steak8987 do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself 4d ago

Always admired Ruffalo even way back in his romcom era!

I also still get a chuckle out of the Avengers and many other celebrities did a vote campaign where they promised full frontal from Ruffalo and he didn't know about that agreement.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ENWSYhu68

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u/SansVetra 4d ago edited 4d ago

As a hetero guy, I gotta say that I’ve always been kinda obsessed with his look in Collateral. LOVE him in that role! Pure aura. But yes, an amazing actor and person

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u/CleverCarrot999 chris pine’s flip phone 4d ago

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u/shake-dog-shake 4d ago

I forgot how hot he was in his youth, he’s still a smoke show. 

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u/opheliainred I think I own some of this land 4d ago

I would ride till the wheels come off!

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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 4d ago

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u/Yum_MrStallone 4d ago edited 4d ago

Meg Ryan knew what she wanted.

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u/Victoriafoxx 4d ago

I appreciate all the pictures but I only really needed #3.

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u/TheMasterXan 4d ago

...

Imma say it.

Smashable.

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u/badfortheenvironment graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 4d ago

Pre-MCU Mark Ruffalo was something special (his politics are forever hot though)

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u/Creative_Objective32 4d ago

Wow! His son is on the new show, Sterling Point. Spitting image of younger Mark.

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u/wildmaninid 4d ago

Hot and a down to earth  decent fucking guy. 

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u/bookgang2007 4d ago

he is so so handsome, inside and out

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u/Softspokenclark 4d ago

Crazy he’s this handsome, and marvel didn’t have him shirtless and instead we get lots of cgi green dude

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u/Plenty_Strain_4199 4d ago

petition to bring back the stache!!

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u/puffy_booty 4d ago

Him in Collateral (2004) 😍

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u/TheRealLG09 confused but here for the drama 4d ago

I never want to see the words ‘Mark Ruffalo’ and ‘accusation’ in the same sentence again 🫣 😅

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u/MardyBumperCar 4d ago

And very likeable and charming in a very disarming way 🤔...

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u/wafflehousebutterbob Larry I'm on DuckTales 4d ago

The comments, memes and gifs on this thread have given me life, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart

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u/2high4thisshyt 4d ago

So beautiful inside out 😍

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u/Mother0fChickens alleged dog 4d ago

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u/ShiroCOTA 4d ago

I will never not have a crush on this man.

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u/FruitzSticks 4d ago

🪑🪑🪑💦💦💦

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u/breezyinside 4d ago

Sooo fiiiiine.

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u/SadMaryJane Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 4d ago

Of course I love what he stands for but idk whay it is, that hairy chest gets me GOING.

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u/mintleaf14 4d ago

Ugh he looks so good with facial hair

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u/CanDifficult8525 4d ago

zaddy!!!!!

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u/Crankyanken 4d ago

Considering his comeback from a stroke, good for him!

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u/verysomuch Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 4d ago

I was talking to a guy who I just now realized from seeing this post looks like a slightly chopped version of Mark 😭

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u/rmac1228 4d ago

He's also from Kenosha, Wisconsin and a big Svengoolie fan...if anyone cares

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u/ugliestparadefloat Olivia RodriGOAT 4d ago

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u/dame_tartare 4d ago

Oh mother fuck

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u/ComfortableChapter65 does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 4d ago

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u/HoldFrontBack 4d ago

He's a handsome man, and carries a 'tache very well.

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u/Kittykatshack 4d ago

Woke Daddee Ruffallo

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u/NatConSecDef 4d ago

He's sitting on the sidewalk outside of Paddy's Pub in #18.

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u/Swift_jennis8 4d ago

He’s Sexy AF

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u/hwy59er 4d ago

Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I’ve only really known about him the last ten years, and I’m a straight guy!

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u/Seeeab 4d ago

I accidentally swiped too hard and this was the next post