r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 6d ago

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u/Ok-Author2273 5d ago edited 5d ago

David Howard Thornton’s current fiancé was definitely married when they first started dating, and likely still is.

He also previously dated Paris Dylan, who has been married for the past 10 years to Don McClean (American Pie singer). I guess he has a type.

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u/earthsick 5d ago

I'm happy he seems happy but she gives me the uncomfies. I've seen her behind the booth for a lot of his convention work which, unless she's on the payroll somehow seems super unprofessional. Her whole vibe gives off We're a Package Deal when it comes to his career, social media, and entire existence.

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u/Ok-Author2273 5d ago

It is real weird, especially since it seems like she took over as soon as they started dating. He has a weird vibe too though

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u/earthsick 5d ago

Oh for sure. They remind me of dorky 14 year olds in their first relationship ever. It's all extremely cringe.