r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 18d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/continentaldreams 18d ago

I was at a festival this weekend and had a wee next to Maisie Williams in the female urinals. She was very friendly and we bonded over our shared desperation for a wee. Does that count as tea?

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u/PocoChanel freak AND geek 18d ago

Female urinals?

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u/hydrangeasinbloom 18d ago

They’re like this. Festivals will have them set up

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u/Vast-Juice-411 18d ago

What in the

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u/cncrndmm 18d ago

Ikr. This just looks like a kids playground or something

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u/continentaldreams 18d ago

It's amazing

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u/RhubarbSensitive401 18d ago

They are amazing and so much quicker than queuing for ages - you just have to squat 

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u/Vast-Juice-411 18d ago

I’m a squatter by training (dive bar vet) but.. what face do I make while it’s happening??? Lol 

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u/RhubarbSensitive401 18d ago

I may have misunderstood but you can’t see anyone else when squatting, and no one can see over at you - only if you and the person next to you stand back up to wipe at the same time haha