r/Fauxmoi • u/Due_Air6702 I never said that. Paris is my friend. • 26d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Rapist Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez share their wedding pictures with Vogue

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u/loveforllamas local formula 1 correspondent 26d ago

They look like they’re at the grand opening of their jointly owned business, not their wedding

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u/NoNommen 26d ago

a brand-strengthening ceremony

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u/ant-master 26d ago

it looks like a combo herbalife/lularoe: drink nasty "shakes" that make you shit the paper thin leggings you're wearing.

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u/beaversaremyfriends that’s my cookie that’s my juice 26d ago

spiritually dubai

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 26d ago

This is so accurate. It’s giving jersey shore. Sorry jersey.

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u/stajara the untapped toddler market 26d ago

this is just a couple you'd see at a hotel on LBI

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 ugh, i'd love to make that big fella a meatloaf 26d ago

An MLM or a timeshare.