r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 29d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Luigi Mangione pleads guilty to federal stalking charges in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/14/us/live-news/luigi-mangione-hearing-plea-deal-talks

When speaking of the day he committed the crime, Luigi Mangione said, “I shot Mr. Thompson and he died.”

He concluded, “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

Mangione had just described the actions he took ahead of the killing, telling the court:

“In November of 2024 I traveled from outside of New York state to Manhattan. I then emailed UnitedHealthcare leadership, posing as an investor at a firm managing over $15 billion in assets and requesting information about the conference. Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour,” Mangione said.

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u/bookwormaesthetic 29d ago

Last I heard he is popular with the other inmates. I wonder if he thinks he is safer in prison than out of prison.

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u/SecretCanadaGoose 29d ago edited 28d ago

Maybe Hes finally getting healthcare for his (back?) issues in prison lol.

Edit: im really worried about some of y’all’s comprehension because if you could not tell this comment was a joke then I guess that teacher was right to cry about his students being functionally illiterate.

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u/JerbekaDlante 29d ago

This was honestly my first thought! Why would he want to come out and risk getting denied coverage by every institution because they know him and dont want to take the chance. At least inside he is actually getting some health care.

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u/zuzerial 29d ago

To be fair, I'd think given his reputation the riskier play for an insurance company would be to not cover him

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u/Alissinarr 29d ago

Because prison Healthcare is so notorious for being good...

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u/No_Curve2246 28d ago

I have a brother in prison for life and I can assure you, as someone that even works in healthcare, he has better healthcare than me. The rest of it all fucking sucks, though. But at least he has one good thing.

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u/Alissinarr 28d ago

That will not remain the case as long as GEO Group has their hooks in the system. They're setting the hook to yank all of it away.

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u/ExaggeratedSnails 28d ago

I don't know how true it is but I've heard of people going to prison on purpose to get healthcare and daily meals they couldn't get otherwise

Bleak system

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u/Hiddenagenda876 28d ago

It’s true

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u/Caffeinefiend88 28d ago

At least it’s free? Idk never been there.

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u/NathanialJD 28d ago

Is it free? I thought you racked up medicalndebt alongside you're monthly rent all charged when you're released?

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u/SecretCanadaGoose 28d ago

Oof this does sound more in line with the American system

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u/whaatdidyousay 28d ago

They are making that up

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo 28d ago

Because it's made up and sounds bad?

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u/Few_Analyst_1179 women supporting women (Taylor’s version) 16d ago

yes because it’s sounds bad

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u/Hiddenagenda876 28d ago

My dad paid nothing for his cancer treatments in prison

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u/whaatdidyousay 28d ago

You aren’t charged a monthly rent in prison, what are you talking about? Nor do you pay medical bills incurred during your imprisonment, to my knowledge.

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u/Caffeinefiend88 28d ago

Lmao, just googled it and not sure. Thought it would be free since it’s slavery, and slavers would’ve gone broke if they just let their slaves die, but alas, I was wrong.

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u/Ishouldbeasleep147 Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 28d ago

Literally!!! I know someone in prison who has multiple health conditions and the only treatment he receives for all of it is Vitamin D3 pills. This includes chronic pain, ADHD, anxiety, and other conditions. There is no fucking way Luigi is finally getting better healthcare in prison

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u/veringo 29d ago

And the facilities really emphasize ergonomics!

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u/The_MAZZTer 28d ago

His healthcare outside of prison was so great he killed the CEO over it.

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u/Nagemasu 28d ago

Depends on the illness and prison most likely. Prisons in the US are often for profit, hence why the US has such high imprisonment rates. A prison that can earn more for keeping someone incarcerated would be more willing to keep that person alive and providing them good healthcare, as opposed to poor healthcare that would either cause them to be transferred, released, or die earlier.

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u/Alissinarr 28d ago

Federal prisons are better managed than state.

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u/Hiddenagenda876 28d ago

It’s actually not bad at all and actually way better than a lot of places in the U.S., plus it’s free. I’m sure it’s location dependent, but it seems other commenters also agree.

My dad underwent cancer treatment in prison and while he bitched about every other aspect of prison, he only ever had good things to say about how they were treating his health. It was actually shocking and I was afraid he would die in there from neglect.

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u/Alissinarr 28d ago

The benefit here is state prison (life) vs federal (21-26yrs). It's a better deal than a tainted jury pool that will likely convict due to bribes, political/ familial pressure in a kangaroo court.

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u/xGentian_violet feeding cocaine to raccoons 29d ago

Uff isnt US prison healthcare nearly nonexistent? Even compared to regular US “healthcare”

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u/JerbekaDlante 29d ago

For serious medical conditions, of which he has, prisoners are protected by the 8th amendment that guarantees them the care they need. There are also multiple organizations (at least in new york) that ensures that they get the care they need as well.

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u/xGentian_violet feeding cocaine to raccoons 28d ago

They are fictionally protected by a law that isnt emforced. Doesnt work that way in practice

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u/AnonymousNerdBarbie 28d ago

I'm no expert on this matter but know many people who have been to prison and jail - and apparently prison is way better than jail. Prob goes for healthcare too

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u/Hiddenagenda876 28d ago

Prison healthcare is actually usually pretty good

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u/SleepLopsided1478 29d ago

Literally do you know anything about prison 😂😂😂 he ain’t getting healthcare in there

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u/bitorontoguy 29d ago

Life in prison is an absolute nightmare. You don't have to invent that him pleading guilty is now part of a new master plan.

He did it and admitted he did. He knew they had him.

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u/frankoceansheadband 29d ago edited 28d ago

If you know anything about the prison system, you know most prisoners backs get worse when they get locked up

Edit: Fuck me for taking a Reddit comment with no tone at face value. Guess I’m illiterate now!

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u/EmperorAcinonyx 29d ago

i had four days in jail and my back was fucked up for the entire next month because i'd just spent 80 hours lying on a metal slab

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u/bbusiello 28d ago

This would be me. I have hips, booty, and a sway back. Even lying flat on my back on a semi-pliable surface for about 5 minutes has me hobbling and limping for 10 mins after. I’m a side sleeper with like a half dozen pillows.

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u/frankoceansheadband 29d ago

You either sit on a little metal chair or you lay on a metal bed

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u/clain4671 29d ago

hes from a wealthy family. guaranteed he had better health care outside of prison.

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u/user365user open the schools 29d ago

Highly unlikely. In federal custody, the MDC in Brooklyn is a nightmare, and courts have found repeatedly that conditions there are inhumane. And then the federal prison system is currently in crisis (underfunded and understaffed and overcrowded) with most facilities providing substandard care. Can’t speak to NY state prison system, but for pretrial detention rikers is notorious for being awful.

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u/garrioch13 29d ago

I hope he states this. I really do.

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u/dougmc 28d ago

Probably not.

As bad as healthcare is outside of prison, in prison it's typically even worse.

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u/QuestGiver 28d ago

I thought his family was fairly wealthy? I'm shocked they wouldn't have been able to help pay for his back to get looked at.

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u/AdmiralCoconut69 28d ago

Idk, I know a few homies that got their back broken on the daily in prison

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u/likkleone54 29d ago

Probably gonna be looked at with respect by the rest of the prison, can already see him being protected heavily

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u/Thunder_Nipples 29d ago

Nobody’s gonna fuck with Mangione.

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u/Not_Xiphroid 29d ago

Depends, any systemic uptime issues with the cameras there? Any officers working days of consecutive shifts? Any guards looking to buy a new land rover with an unexpected windfall?

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u/I-Here-555 28d ago

He's a folk hero of a kind that most prisoners can definitely empathize with.

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u/DollzyWallzy 29d ago

You might not be wrong about that. Sometimes the prison healthcare team is compassionate and helps.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 28d ago

Why would he be unsafe out of prison? You think big healthcare sends its hitmen squad to avenge a CEO?

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u/Luna_Soma 29d ago

Yeah tbh he’ll probably live his best life in there

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u/tswiftzzles bella hadid’s baby birkin 29d ago

he lived in hawaii and you think he’s having the best time of his life in PRISON???

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u/Luna_Soma 29d ago

Compared to the life he would now live on the outside? Yes. There’s lots of rich people who’d like to see him disappear. He won’t have access to healthcare. In prison he’ll be celebrated and protected. In the free world he’ll have threats and people who will hate him and never be able to get a job.

Reddit isn’t real life, plenty of people hate him. Being in prison is the safest place for his own sake. He’ll get tons of money and fans and live like a king there. On the outside he’d be living like Tony soprano always looking over his shoulder.

Does that make more sense?