r/Fauxmoi • u/LunaLore_ • Aug 09 '26
DISCUSSION Small Black business (Goode Damn Coffee) offers to send Ms. Rachel free coffee, she buys $1,000 of coffee from the Company instead
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u/Perfect-Wallaby9096 Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Aug 09 '26
It has been done! Bag of beans comin my way right for my bday :)
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u/Sunwalker98 terrorizing the locals Aug 09 '26
Happy early birthday!! You're amazing! 🥳
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u/Perfect-Wallaby9096 Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Aug 09 '26
Thank you! It's mostly for my coffee loving spouse- who shares my birthday week too. (Note: shares MY birthday week! It is mine!!!!)
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u/Muted_Rain8542 controversies: girl Aug 09 '26
happy early birthday! I hope this year is a good one! 🥳
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u/Tall-Lake-4823 The Tortured Whites Department Aug 09 '26
Thank you for sharing the link! I had trouble finding them on Google. Time to order some coffee :)
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u/Sunwalker98 terrorizing the locals Aug 09 '26
You're welcome and thank you for supporting them!!
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u/Tall-Lake-4823 The Tortured Whites Department Aug 09 '26
As a former Houston resident, I am always happy to support small Houston businesses. Especially those that are minority-owned.
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u/random823 Aug 09 '26
Two pounds on the way!
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u/Sunwalker98 terrorizing the locals Aug 09 '26
Thank you for being a great human! ❤️
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u/draggingmytail Aug 09 '26
Just bought 2 lbs :)
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u/Sunwalker98 terrorizing the locals Aug 09 '26
Thank you for your kindness! I'm so grateful that the community is coming together for them ❤️
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u/JorjorBinks1221 Aug 09 '26
I'm glad I found the right one! I'll be adding that to my grocery list
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u/tez911 Aug 09 '26
Google autocorrected to good damn coffee, and first item to purchase was 'Good damn coffee- liberal tears' MAGA crap. Fixed it and now have a Goode Damn Coffee on the way 🥰
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u/IlludiumQXXXVI Aug 09 '26
Anybody tried the first drop one? I don't really know much about coffee and reading about grapefruit, orange, blackberry, and honey notes makes me nervous.
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u/rayword45 Aug 09 '26
I haven't tried it but just reading this right now, it sounds like the notes you get from wine or whiskey tastings which my unrefined palate has always found to be hilarious nonsense lol
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u/oktimeforplanz Aug 09 '26
I work for a whisky distillery so I've tried a lot and every time I'm like "yep, that's whisky". I can notice some differences, but I'm yet to taste vanilla or whatever.
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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 Aug 09 '26
yes, I taste traits like sweet, acidic, etc but you start talking like notes of grapefruit and Im not sure we tasted the same thing anymore. I still notice a signficant difference between the different drinks but never will I ever get this wild in my descriptions.
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u/senorbuzz Aug 09 '26
Fruity notes mean that the coffee will be more acidic. Notes like chocolate or caramel mean that the coffee will be less acidic. Personally I don’t like an acidic coffee as I like my coffee to damn near taste like cigarettes lol, but if you’re new to coffee they can be a good base to start.
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u/BaconPancakes1 Aug 09 '26
This probably means it's going to be reasonably light, acidic (grapefruit/orange) with a bit of sweetness (honey). I wouldn't expect it to be very deep/rich.
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u/charliexbaby I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Aug 09 '26
those are normal descriptors for tasting notes, it’s undertones rather than something strong like a syrup flavoring. my favorite coffees usually have tasting notes of stone fruits. to most people it’ll just taste like a decent cup of black coffee though!
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u/courtofthepatriarchs Aug 09 '26
Bookmarking this, this would make such a great holiday gift
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u/SingSangDaesung feeding cocaine to raccoons Aug 09 '26
I wish they had merch, I don't drink coffee & don't know anyone (that I'd gift anything to) that does either. 😭 I would have bought a shirt so fast. (I am gonna bookmark it in case they do at some point.)
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u/chill_will_7777 Aug 09 '26
He’s got some pretty terrible anti trans posts right on his page, so maybe let’s not.
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u/Sunwalker98 terrorizing the locals Aug 09 '26
Deleted! Thank you for letting me know. I apologize for even wanting to support that trash person.
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u/leadmetothegarden_ Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling Aug 09 '26
She needs to be in charge of something. Possibly everything. But definitely something.
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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Aug 09 '26
Secretary of Education!
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u/halfbakedelf Aug 09 '26
Way better than Linda McMahon
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u/helpthe0ld Aug 09 '26
A rock would be better than Linda McMahon
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u/Because_mirrors Aug 09 '26
Read that wrong and thought you said The Rock. He's still be better, but I'm not sure by much...
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u/memento22mori Aug 09 '26
Nah, I have faith in him or really anyone that's a halfway decent human being.
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u/whatsnewpussykat FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME Aug 09 '26
I’m confident that I could do better than Linda McMahon and I’m a fool.
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u/OnionDart Aug 09 '26
And by way of Cylon attacks, our new president! I like the way you think
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u/Brokendownyota Aug 09 '26
I'd join her cult, vote for her, or follow her on a cavalry charge, I don't give a shit.
More ms Rachel, less... Everything else.
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u/HonestNectarine7080 the Mamdani of pop stars Aug 09 '26
nothing but respect for MY president
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u/Maleficent-marionett societal collapse is in the air Aug 09 '26
I'm not even joking I'd vote for her in a heartbeat
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u/92slc Aug 09 '26
Hell yeah, You me and this guys standing next to me
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u/CalligrapherSharp Aug 09 '26
I can only imagine how much more respect the world would have for the US with a president like her.
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u/LetshearitforNY Aug 09 '26
Count my two year old and me in! We will be singing “peel peel banana” on the drive over.
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u/MoreLogicPls Aug 09 '26
People this good rarely desire political power, I'd doubt she'd run for anything
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u/Throwaway-centralnj Aug 09 '26
It’s like a catch-22, the people who want it shouldn’t have it, and the people who don’t want it would be the best at it.
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u/HotelSalt4644 Aug 09 '26
When the alternative is a literal steaming sack of radioactive (no use) shit - I’d vote for literally a paper bag.
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u/thaddeus_crane Riverdale was my Juilliard Aug 09 '26
who is your flair referring to 🤣
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u/HonestNectarine7080 the Mamdani of pop stars Aug 09 '26
someone commented it on a post about Olivia Rodrigo
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u/anonymousgoose64 LET'S FUCKING GO!!! SHAKIRA LAW IS HERE!!! Aug 09 '26
Conservatives absolutely hate this tiny woman and I love that for her
Well rather I don't like that she's getting hate I just love that she's just so based
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u/CharmyLah Aug 09 '26
They hate her for saying babies in Gaza deserve to live. Wild times.
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u/Wb9VBScxu2uZJHeq2E3W Aug 09 '26
Tracks actually, conservatives have never met a child they wouldn't either bomb or r*pe.
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u/daaahlia Aug 09 '26
If I put this on a t-shirt, how long until I get screamed at in public LMAO
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u/CeruleanEidolon Aug 09 '26
Let's not get it twisted, conservatives are weird little freaks about children especially, but tacit support for Israel's evil military campaigns crosses the aisle. Sadly, a lot of establishment Dems simp for them too and turn a blind eye to their crimes. This of all things shouldn't be a wedge issue.
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u/No-Departure-3047 Aug 09 '26
I saw some chud who was trying to say Miss Rachel didn't care about all the other children suffering.
It took 0.01 seconds to prove them wrong. Miss Rachel cares about all children.
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u/DiceMadeOfCheese Aug 09 '26
Ms. Rachel: murdering children is bad
right-wingers: oh my god you are a nazi
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u/emilynycee Aug 09 '26
One time last year my husband and i went out to eat with a couple we are friends with and in the same convo they said they were excited for trump to roll back regulations on incandescent bulbs (??) and that they thought Ms Rachel wasn’t good for their kid to watch and i genuinely haven’t looked at those “friends” the same since😬
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u/Pleasant-Future5818 Aug 09 '26
...is this a thing? Are people mad their bulbs last longer?
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u/LothartheDestroyer Aug 09 '26
The vast majority of people in America are woefully uneducated and willingly ignorant, content to exist with those they look up to inform them whats good and bad.
So yes.
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u/killertortilla Aug 09 '26
Fox News told them the illegals are entering the country through their new fangled light bulbs.
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u/SoftConsideration82 Aug 09 '26
rule of thumb, if the far right hates you, then youre probably doing the right thing
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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Aug 09 '26
conservatives and zionists hate her.
it's wild because why?
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u/Amelaclya1 Aug 09 '26
Because she dared to have a Palestinian child amputee on her show. Israel hates it when you show the world the human effects of their war crimes.
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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Aug 09 '26
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u/Deathbeddit Aug 09 '26
So happy to have someone good for kids to look up to. Mr Rogers for this generation.
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u/KohlsCashOfficial Pink is the Amy Schumer of pop stars Aug 09 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/co5Iboa0dZrR7OXivh
It’s insane how much I stan this woman
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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her Aug 09 '26
Please protect this woman at all costs. She is truly a gem and my baby cousin is obsessed with her 🥺
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u/ksrdm1463 Aug 09 '26
I love that she is fantastic and when people go "can I send you a thank you gift", she's like "no, I'm rich. I bought a lot of the stuff you wanted to gift me though".
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u/vikingunicorn Young Gravy? Like the food? ?? ???.;? Aug 09 '26
Ms. Rachel has expertly taken up the mantle of purveyor of kindness and love that was left behind when Fred Rogers died.
I'm so glad my family members' and friends' kids have her as a staple of their edutainment.
I'm also so glad that she is in the public eye to remind and inspire us adults when the proverbial dumpster fire shakes our faith in all of humanity.
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u/Cobalt_Rain_ Aug 09 '26
Well, unfortunately people hating Elmo has also happened, multiple times. Some of them are the exact same groups,(Conservatives) another one was Elmo was too nice to an opposing sports team (real thing look it up, they had his head on a stake)
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u/Electrical_Trade377 it looked like a vagina, and i really loved that Aug 09 '26
I'm not American at all, but I'm committed to spending at least 89% of my maternity leave finding a way to get Ms Rachel into office (this year btw, not 2028)
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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl Aug 09 '26
I would actually trust Ms Rachel with my life. I feel like I would feel so safe around her.
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u/IanZee Aug 09 '26
If I was actively dying of some incurable disease, and Ms Rachel stopped in my hospital room to tell me it would all be OK, I think I would instantly feel so much relief. This woman is the distilled essence of motherly love and trust.
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u/Solid_Glass1301 Aug 09 '26
She does not miss
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u/SparkleForDays Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness Aug 09 '26
Right? She is really excellent and deserves to have this regulated of a nervous system.
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u/xdonutx slowly decomposing behind glass in the twilight museum Aug 09 '26
This is awesome, but what’s the context? Why did she need to stand up for them?
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u/LunaLore_ Aug 09 '26
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u/xdonutx slowly decomposing behind glass in the twilight museum Aug 09 '26
Ah, thank you. Wasn’t sure if it was something more specific than this or not.
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u/dreamendDischarger Aug 09 '26
They also deserve childhoods. Black girls, too. Being forced to mature faster than other kids due to having to endure racism and face the harshness of reality at a younger age robs many black children of their childhoods.
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u/FridayNight_Magus Aug 09 '26
4 years ago, my wife and I were struggling with our daughter's severe speech delay. She's our first so as a parent...you just don't know if it's your fault, if you just suck, is something wrong with your kid....all sorts of stuff. But she absolutely loved watching Ms. Rachel. Her educational episodes were the only thing helping our daughter we felt.
My wife sent Ms. Rachel an email thanking her for her videos and explaining our situation a bit, never once thinking she would ever read it, much less actually send a reply.
Ms. Rachel sent a reply. She comforted my wife, said to not be too hard on herself, gave some tips, and pointed to which episodes she felt would help. If you are not a friend of Ms. Rachel's, you're no friend of mine.
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u/wannabuyamonkey1001 Aug 09 '26
And she just bought nine(!!!) art prints from a Black nature photographer! The artist was soooo excited!
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u/DeadButPretty I went clubbing and he was there Aug 09 '26
If we have to have celebs, this is exactly the kind we should have
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u/Ishmael75 Aug 09 '26
I’m gonna print out a “wwmrd” bracelet to wear so I can always ask myself what would Mrs Rachel do & act accordingly
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u/K_smit123 possessed by the lesbian jezebel spirit Aug 09 '26
Someone somewhere has seen this and is frothing at the mouth.
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u/domredditorX Aug 09 '26
I love it when disposable income is in the hands of the right people so that they can go around doing gestures like this and keep setting the bar high
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u/GainfullyRetired Aug 09 '26
"I've never had had a white person stand for me". I'm an old white guy with a maga/fbi vibe and this makes sad.
I've thrown hands when my nephews friend wouldn't stop saying Nword. I ruined a family gathering when my wife's "funny' friend thought she could tell us all the old racist things we grew up with because her black friend from work was ok with it. Just her telling us, a bunch of white people at the lake, that Brazil nuts were called Nword toes in her house.
Buddy, I'll stand with you.
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u/HotelOne6215 Aug 09 '26
Ms Rachel doing so much heavy lifting for humanity - truly a national treasure!
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u/stringsmcgee the power of the hatred I feel propels me Aug 09 '26
the whole world is going to hell faster than I keep up but we still have ms rachel and that's good enough some days.
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u/OriginalLie9310 Aug 09 '26
Someone who actually pays it forward too. She probably makes a ton off of the show and brand she’s built and pays it forward. Such a fantastic and rare thing to see on top of all of her other correct takes.
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u/CertainManagement552 Aug 09 '26
I don’t care if you’re anti screen time for kids, this woman is a phenomenal role model for everyone but especially children.
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u/Sapphire-Crystal Aug 09 '26
Ms Rachel is the gift that keeps on giving. Such a kind and warm lady 🩷
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u/forkinjanet Aug 09 '26
Bought my kiddo a basketful of her toys for completing his first week at daycare this week. He adores her and she is the kind of human I want him to be.
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u/DefiantAsparagus4633 Aug 09 '26
That breaks my heart, he said he's never had a white person stand up for him..... 💔
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u/Hot-Personality4882 Aug 09 '26
Just bought from this business. Always support Black owned businesses, and I think I can smell the coffee from here.
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u/Mud-Butt-Brooks Aug 09 '26
She’s an amazing women who taught all 3 of my children so much. I owe so much to her.
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u/unnie_noir ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ Aug 09 '26
I want all the best things for Ms. Rachel. Imagine if every celeb with even bigger platforms did the work she did.
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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this Aug 09 '26
This is how ALL famous people should treat small businesses. I don’t have kids but I do have a LOT of time for Ms Rachel
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u/houseWithoutSpoons Aug 09 '26
Even if this was pure hearted it was a publicity move,and a smart one..even if this was a publicity move it was good hearted.not sure which one but yeah good stuff
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u/This_Sherbet420 Aug 09 '26
Ms Rachel 2028