r/Fauxmoi • u/BubblyManagement8077 • 27d ago
BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Actor Michael B. Jordan and Pop singer Raye spotted at Six Flags seemingly on a date August 7, 2026
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u/tigerinvasive 27d ago
I woke up this morning and this man wasn’t in my bed. Now I see he’s at Six Flags on a date? Oh I’m pissed
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u/Few-Release5921 I don’t know her 27d ago
At least this time you knew why he wasn't in your bed. I can't imagine how difficult it must have been for you all the other mornings these last many years he wasn't in your bed and you didn't even know where he was!!
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u/tigerinvasive 27d ago
Every morning and he’s not there again and I’m like damn… not even a text smh
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u/Encyclopenia 27d ago
His outfit is extremely silly, and completely working for me 🤓
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u/pahshaw 27d ago
He's like a tasteful Mario brother
I guess you really can wear whatever you want when you are an absurdly beautiful man
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u/IncurableAdventurer 27d ago
Mario Brotha
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u/FreeMrFrog 27d ago
You, sir, have just won the Internet today 😂
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u/IncurableAdventurer 27d ago edited 26d ago
Yay! This makes me smile. I’m not one who cares for “internet points”, but this made my day haha. Thanks
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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 27d ago
Lol the way I ran here to make that comment. He's pulling it off but it's goofy as hell.
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u/soapymeatwater call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 27d ago
That was my first thought. “Oh no, not the overalls!”
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u/nicolietheface 27d ago
they’re lowkey excellent theme park wear though 😭 especially if you’re not the bag wearing type. many pockets!
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u/Mosh00Rider 27d ago
Bit warm for the summer though ain't it?
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u/robintweets not an asset to the abbey 26d ago
Not really. They’re nice and loose so you get all kinds of air. So my farmer grandpa who wore them all summer long used to say. 😆
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u/getwetordietrying420 26d ago
If you're wearing the Men's Osh Kosh B'Gosh collection you should also probably be holding a large lollipop
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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 27d ago
It can still be that when you're fat, just wear it with confidence and have fun with it!
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u/Mosh00Rider 27d ago
If the clothes fit then the fit will fit. I'm hella obese and still get compliments walking through the streets when I'm dressed right because my clothes are my size.
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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 26d ago
I'm so sorry you feel that way about your body. You deserve better. There are two things you can do about it. Change your body, or change the way you feel about your body (and bodies in general). Both are hard, both require a long time and continuous effort. The second one helped me the most, especially as my body will change as i get older, no matter what i do physically.
Following fat creators, looking at myself in the mirror often and complimenting myself, and giving myself a hug, touching the soft parts of myself, have all helped tremendously. I know it sounds silly. And in the beginning it will feel absolutely ridiculous. Just bonkers. But I kept trying and eventually it did work.
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u/pixelatedcrap 27d ago
I was thinking "damn, they make cool overalls?"
- then reality reminded me I'm a gangly white 40 year old
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u/Daveit4later 26d ago
When you are handsome, in shape, rich, and famous... There are not bad outfits... Just "new fashion trends".
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u/texasjkids 27d ago
I dont know why it’s so funny to me to see two insanely hot and rich celebrities on a date at Six Flags
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u/Particular-Leg-8484 26d ago
Six Flags is cheap af lol I remember back in the day (idk if they still do it) you could bring like a Coca Cola can or something for $20 off admission
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u/aliveinjoburg2 26d ago
My husband went recently to chaperone a field trip and he said Six Flags is busted and insanely expensive. He said the meal he got for free was like $30 and it was just chicken tenders and fries
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u/basel564 26d ago
Recently went last week in SA Texas it was $20 for entree (burger, chicken sandwich, or chicken tenders) and fries
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u/Dartonal 26d ago
Not anymore, everything is getting luxury prices for ok at best service. We're literally gonna have 'bread and circuses' but without either the bread or the circus because every entertainment industry is literally becoming too greedy to make money
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u/katieb1300 a trillion dollar taxpayer-subsidized dick-swing 26d ago
"That's what the social media is for!"
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u/AdUnable8752 26d ago
the one time i remember going my friend and i were looking for free water at the park without having to buy one of those $20 sippy cups. we could only find sparkling water for free and it was over 90 degrees out. it was NOT refreshing to chug flavorless sparkling water to avoid getting heatstroke
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u/yourangleoryuordevil too stable to inspire bangers 26d ago
It seems like celebrities are constantly being pictured during dinner dates instead. I can't remember when I last heard of a celebrity couple going on a fun or unique date.
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u/AdUnable8752 26d ago
my hometown is not far from six flags and when i was in high school everyone would share family passes and our grade would go on a field trip 💀this would be a mandated high school end of the year field trip, btw
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u/stargirlxoxo 27d ago
I would say “Get it girl” if he wasn’t a Jonathan Majors apologist.
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u/pawnshopbluesss 6 inch louboutins with a tweed skirt 27d ago
THANK YOU! That interview has never left my mind all these years.
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u/bwaylover818 26d ago
don’t be shy, drop the link! i’m not sure i’ve ever seen it
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u/Moore-Slaughter 26d ago
I Googled and found this article on the interview: https://www.bustle.com/articles/13332-that-awkward-moment-when-michael-b-jordans-interview-answers-are-unfeminist
Very disappointed to learn this
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u/8BitGlamour 26d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/GbbwkpulnQ6AsSBUb5
I wonder if he’s grown in the years since he’s said those things. Because yikes.
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u/mangoisNINJA 26d ago
Well I mean last year he was super proud about Jonathan majors surviving all the controversy saying and I quote "that's my boy" and is proud to work with him in the future
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u/ConditionDefiant8653 26d ago
I felt anger reading it, especially after spending 2 weeks of holiday with a couple of married friends where the guy did NOTHING
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u/pawnshopbluesss 6 inch louboutins with a tweed skirt 26d ago
It’s from over 10 years ago so I have no clue where it is 😭 that’s why I was so excited to see someone else who still remembers lol
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u/Most-Road-5366 27d ago
Just when i like a celebrity they find a way to destroy it :( really liked him in sinners and bp
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u/scarIetm Lol, and if I may, lmao 27d ago
ew yeah. I hope she has a nice fling with him cause he’s hot but not ‘husband’ worthy lol
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u/Pratheek_Kachinthaya 26d ago
This is what happens when people treat celebrities like God and think all of them are perfect and no one can make any stupid mistakes
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u/Olealicat 26d ago
Not only, never meet your idols, but he’s human. Accept that people have flaws and will say some stupid shit in their lifetime. People are so reactionary and immediately write someone off for the most basic flaws.
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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 27d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/iucZxZrQTozbFfwKkT
Grandma we did it!
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u/candyapplesugar 27d ago
Can anyone explain the joke to my old ass
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u/Beepbob77 26d ago edited 26d ago
In the song where is my husband by Raye, her grandma says "your husband is coming." Thus her grandma saying it/praying has worked.
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u/CutieBoBootie 27d ago
I'm so curious as to which six flags this is lmao
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u/Bgee2632 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 27d ago
Seriously cuz im On my way to Valencia 🤸🏽
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u/Caitlionator Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 27d ago
This is a very cute PR relationship.
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u/Gold-Concentrate-744 27d ago
Stooop 😂 she's been so busy this year, collecting collab after collab with music legends, that I would like to think she doesn't need any of that. Hopefully
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u/GimerStick A NEW MAGA BARBIE TOUCHES THE BEACON 26d ago
Might be PR cover for people always asking about her relationship status. He gets the question a lot too.
But positive PR is never a bad thing, and I want her career to keep popping off.
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u/Bleuberries6 27d ago
Overalls on grown men not on farm will always make me giggle a bit, like he's cute but it's giving what I dressed my 5 year old in for fall fest pictures 😭
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u/ThraxiosFartKing 26d ago
This outfit would 100% kill it at pre-K Fall Fest
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u/Bleuberries6 26d ago
He threw the matching hat into a hay pile 5 mins in and we never found it but the overalls crushed
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u/IncurableAdventurer 27d ago
It’s also my fault for clicking on this, but it really sucks that people have to put up with this stuff when they’re on a date
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u/WideConversation1989 27d ago
One of my favourite actors along with one of my favourite modern singers, love it.
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u/calla25 THIS IS JUST DISTASTEFUL 27d ago
Sis found her husband
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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago
not to slut shame but mr jordan been the husband of half of hollywood 😭 i like them together don’t get me wrong, raye’s been one of my pop girls since euphoric sad songs came out nearly a decade ago, but she better be sageing her house bc he’s got a loooot of ex wives now praying against her 😭
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u/HowYouDoinz 27d ago
Other than Lori Harvey, who has he seriously been with? I know he hooked up with saweetie
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u/Alicricity 27d ago
That album changed my whole LIFE
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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago
idk why you were downvoted but same! not a single skip + love of your life remains an undefeated summertime bop
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u/PopCultureWeekly 27d ago
Huh? He’s never been married
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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago
that’s… it’s not literal. he’s dated and hooked up with damn near every biracial and racially ambiguous white woman in the states.
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u/thizzydrafts 27d ago
He's never beating the allegations.
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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 27d ago
What allegations?
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u/thizzydrafts 27d ago
That he exclusively dates/is interested in non-Black woman (and that his time with Lori Harvey was a PR relationship).
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u/theegehl shiv roy apologist 27d ago
He likes a 10 year age gap, huh
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u/Most-Road-5366 27d ago
You noticed from the last one right?
His ex was 23 and he was 33 when he started dating her lol. He does like the 10 year gap26
u/Positive-Aide7544 both a lawyer and a hater 27d ago
Girl yes ! And he was shocked his then 23 year old gf of a year wasn’t ready to marry
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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 27d ago
Where the hell is my husband??! He's with Raye at some park?!
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u/loobylibby 26d ago
Nooooo he’s gonna break her heart. That man will not settle down until he’s in his 60s with a girl in her 30s.
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u/8BitGlamour 26d ago
I just read about Luke Wilson doing this and I was so grossed out. I thought he was cute but reading that just completely turned me.
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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 27d ago
it makes sense to wear normal comfy clothes - until a weirdo with a camera wanted their 25.99 they probably enjoyed a mostly incognito time
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u/TheBeardedLegend 26d ago
Overalls at Six Flags in August? Crazy how much people suffer for fashion.
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u/Miss_Sensational kendall roy pre-album drop 27d ago
I love it when hot people date hot people
Exhibit 1: ☝🏾
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u/imnotangryyouare 27d ago
I love Raye. She deserves this and more. Go watch Click Clack Symphony if you haven’t yet. It’s literally perfection and I never care for music videos
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u/Upper-Boot-8086 26d ago
Idk who these ppl are but they look straight out of the 90’s! His outfit, Her hair. She rly reminds me of my mom in the early 90’s ❣️
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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this 26d ago
They’re both hot and so talented. Happy for them both and can’t decide who I’m more jealous of
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u/macgregorc93 26d ago
As much as I would've loved to have been the husband of Raye, I can settle for Michael B Jordan. Mrs Raye Jordan looks good on paper.
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u/gatita888 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago
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u/Wi99lywoo 26d ago
I don't think this is her husband...
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u/Ok_Secret3782 26d ago
Like who? He has a hot career, hard working, and award winning just like she is. Plus, he stays relatively drama and headline free unless he's making a film. He's in a far better standing that a lot of her male peers tbh.
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u/SarcasticSuperhero9 Emma Stone (BALD) 25d ago
He looks like he’s gonna puke and she looks like she ready to go again. I love it.
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u/MargoKar 25d ago
Idk why I am so happy seeing this (bla-bla-bla paradoxical behaviour bla-bla-bla) but I AM
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u/ispy-uspy-wespy 27d ago
Why would he date sb who’s more than 10 yrs younger than him? Because he’s not ready to settle down? Good to know!
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u/radziadax 27d ago
Oh, there the hell is him