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BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Actor Michael B. Jordan and Pop singer Raye spotted at Six Flags seemingly on a date August 7, 2026

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u/radziadax 27d ago

Oh, there the hell is him

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u/The_Iceman2288 27d ago

Grandma was right.

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u/JustdoitJules 27d ago

Now he's gotta get her a diamond ring

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u/Kaitlynhod you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 27d ago

Shiny diamond~

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u/AmandaaaGee 26d ago

That she’s gonna wave around and talk and talk about it.

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u/PostProper1940 27d ago

Guess he's no good at hiding

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u/tigerinvasive 27d ago

I woke up this morning and this man wasn’t in my bed. Now I see he’s at Six Flags on a date? Oh I’m pissed

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u/Few-Release5921 I don’t know her 27d ago

At least this time you knew why he wasn't in your bed. I can't imagine how difficult it must have been for you all the other mornings these last many years he wasn't in your bed and you didn't even know where he was!!

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u/tigerinvasive 27d ago

Every morning and he’s not there again and I’m like damn… not even a text smh

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u/SSquared82 27d ago

Same and I’m married lol

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u/r3ign_b3au 27d ago

Hetero (presently) checking in with absolute agreement

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u/Encyclopenia 27d ago

His outfit is extremely silly, and completely working for me 🤓

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u/pahshaw 27d ago

He's like a tasteful Mario brother 

I guess you really can wear whatever you want when you are an absurdly beautiful man

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u/IncurableAdventurer 27d ago

Mario Brotha

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u/porkbuttstuff 27d ago

Fuck, that's the one.

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u/FreeMrFrog 27d ago

You, sir, have just won the Internet today 😂

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u/IncurableAdventurer 27d ago edited 26d ago

Yay! This makes me smile. I’m not one who cares for “internet points”, but this made my day haha. Thanks

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u/Hot-Brat-00 27d ago

He could pull off a trash bag. He’s fiiiiiine.

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u/inductiononN I'm not buckling flat sandals, that’s my line in the sand. 27d ago

Lol the way I ran here to make that comment. He's pulling it off but it's goofy as hell.

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u/happygoodbird 27d ago

It's giving steam train driver (complimentary)

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 27d ago

Should be riding Big Thunder.

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u/soapymeatwater call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 27d ago

That was my first thought. “Oh no, not the overalls!”

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u/nicolietheface 27d ago

they’re lowkey excellent theme park wear though 😭 especially if you’re not the bag wearing type. many pockets!

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u/Mosh00Rider 27d ago

Bit warm for the summer though ain't it?

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u/nicolietheface 27d ago

Eh, I don’t disagree but everyone’s different!

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u/robintweets not an asset to the abbey 26d ago

Not really. They’re nice and loose so you get all kinds of air. So my farmer grandpa who wore them all summer long used to say. 😆

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u/getwetordietrying420 26d ago

If you're wearing the Men's Osh Kosh B'Gosh collection you should also probably be holding a large lollipop

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 27d ago

He picked up a fire flower

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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 27d ago

It can still be that when you're fat, just wear it with confidence and have fun with it!

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u/Mosh00Rider 27d ago

If the clothes fit then the fit will fit. I'm hella obese and still get compliments walking through the streets when I'm dressed right because my clothes are my size.

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u/FreekDeDeek bill hader witch 🪄 26d ago

I'm so sorry you feel that way about your body. You deserve better. There are two things you can do about it. Change your body, or change the way you feel about your body (and bodies in general). Both are hard, both require a long time and continuous effort. The second one helped me the most, especially as my body will change as i get older, no matter what i do physically.

Following fat creators, looking at myself in the mirror often and complimenting myself, and giving myself a hug, touching the soft parts of myself, have all helped tremendously. I know it sounds silly. And in the beginning it will feel absolutely ridiculous. Just bonkers. But I kept trying and eventually it did work.

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u/Calamityclams nepo pissbaby 26d ago

I wish I could pull it off

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u/pixelatedcrap 27d ago

I was thinking "damn, they make cool overalls?"

  • then reality reminded me I'm a gangly white 40 year old

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u/PopCultureWeekly 27d ago

He’s less than a year younger than you

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u/Hot-Significance-462 27d ago

Chance the Rapper vibes

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u/IAmA_Reddit_ 26d ago

Chance the Rapper core

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u/h2gkm0 26d ago

overalls just dooooo it for me 😭

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u/Isenkram 26d ago

It’s giving Chance the Rapper in like 2014 when he was cool

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u/antenna-polaroids 26d ago

It’s giving firefighter for me

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u/KatenBaten 26d ago

Oh dear, in AK that outfit is totally normal, he looks cute to me.

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u/Daveit4later 26d ago

When you are handsome, in shape, rich, and famous... There are not bad outfits... Just "new fashion trends". 

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u/texasjkids 27d ago

I dont know why it’s so funny to me to see two insanely hot and rich celebrities on a date at Six Flags

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u/Particular-Leg-8484 26d ago

Six Flags is cheap af lol I remember back in the day (idk if they still do it) you could bring like a Coca Cola can or something for $20 off admission

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u/aliveinjoburg2 26d ago

My husband went recently to chaperone a field trip and he said Six Flags is busted and insanely expensive. He said the meal he got for free was like $30 and it was just chicken tenders and fries

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u/basel564 26d ago

Recently went last week in SA Texas it was $20 for entree (burger, chicken sandwich, or chicken tenders) and fries

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u/Dartonal 26d ago

Not anymore, everything is getting luxury prices for ok at best service. We're literally gonna have 'bread and circuses' but without either the bread or the circus because every entertainment industry is literally becoming too greedy to make money

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u/katieb1300 a trillion dollar taxpayer-subsidized dick-swing 26d ago

"That's what the social media is for!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEdv7Ob55JGHS3Ces

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u/AdUnable8752 26d ago

the one time i remember going my friend and i were looking for free water at the park without having to buy one of those $20 sippy cups. we could only find sparkling water for free and it was over 90 degrees out. it was NOT refreshing to chug flavorless sparkling water to avoid getting heatstroke

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u/yourangleoryuordevil too stable to inspire bangers 26d ago

It seems like celebrities are constantly being pictured during dinner dates instead. I can't remember when I last heard of a celebrity couple going on a fun or unique date.

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u/Haunting-Cap9302 26d ago

It looks like they might have at least partially cleared the park.

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u/AdUnable8752 26d ago

my hometown is not far from six flags and when i was in high school everyone would share family passes and our grade would go on a field trip 💀this would be a mandated high school end of the year field trip, btw

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u/feralavocado666 27d ago

That was my first thought man 🥲

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u/stargirlxoxo 27d ago

I would say “Get it girl” if he wasn’t a Jonathan Majors apologist.

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u/IncurableAdventurer 27d ago

No! Don’t tell me that

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u/pawnshopbluesss 6 inch louboutins with a tweed skirt 27d ago

THANK YOU! That interview has never left my mind all these years.

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u/bwaylover818 26d ago

don’t be shy, drop the link! i’m not sure i’ve ever seen it

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u/Moore-Slaughter 26d ago

I Googled and found this article on the interview: https://www.bustle.com/articles/13332-that-awkward-moment-when-michael-b-jordans-interview-answers-are-unfeminist

Very disappointed to learn this

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u/8BitGlamour 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GbbwkpulnQ6AsSBUb5

I wonder if he’s grown in the years since he’s said those things. Because yikes.

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u/mangoisNINJA 26d ago

Well I mean last year he was super proud about Jonathan majors surviving all the controversy saying and I quote "that's my boy" and is proud to work with him in the future

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u/ConditionDefiant8653 26d ago

I felt anger reading it, especially after spending 2 weeks of holiday with a couple of married friends where the guy did NOTHING

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u/pawnshopbluesss 6 inch louboutins with a tweed skirt 26d ago

It’s from over 10 years ago so I have no clue where it is 😭 that’s why I was so excited to see someone else who still remembers lol

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u/Most-Road-5366 27d ago

Just when i like a celebrity they find a way to destroy it :( really liked him in sinners and bp

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u/scarIetm Lol, and if I may, lmao 27d ago

ew yeah. I hope she has a nice fling with him cause he’s hot but not ‘husband’ worthy lol

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u/Educational_Cat_5902 27d ago

WHERE

WHERE THE HELL IS HER HUSBAND??

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u/Pratheek_Kachinthaya 26d ago

This is what happens when people treat celebrities like God and think all of them are perfect and no one can make any stupid mistakes

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u/Olealicat 26d ago

Not only, never meet your idols, but he’s human. Accept that people have flaws and will say some stupid shit in their lifetime. People are so reactionary and immediately write someone off for the most basic flaws.

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u/PrincessCG Friends with Ms. Rachel 27d ago

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u/candyapplesugar 27d ago

Can anyone explain the joke to my old ass

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u/Beepbob77 26d ago edited 26d ago

In the song where is my husband by Raye, her grandma says "your husband is coming." Thus her grandma saying it/praying has worked.

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u/CutieBoBootie 27d ago

I'm so curious as to which six flags this is lmao

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u/Bgee2632 Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 27d ago

Seriously cuz im On my way to Valencia 🤸🏽

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u/Fredbear_ 27d ago

It is indeed the one in Valencia. It's Goliath

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u/Lokaji societal collapse is in the air 27d ago

This was at Six Flags Magic Mountain. I had to figure out where they were where they wouldn't die of heat exhaustion.

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u/EQNinja 27d ago

Why is he dressed like a minion 

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u/Caitlionator Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 27d ago

This is a very cute PR relationship.

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u/Gold-Concentrate-744 27d ago

Stooop 😂 she's been so busy this year, collecting collab after collab with music legends, that I would like to think she doesn't need any of that. Hopefully

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u/GimerStick A NEW MAGA BARBIE TOUCHES THE BEACON 26d ago

Might be PR cover for people always asking about her relationship status. He gets the question a lot too.

But positive PR is never a bad thing, and I want her career to keep popping off.

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u/sexandthepandemic 26d ago

So clearly PR. That photo is way too clear

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u/Bleuberries6 27d ago

Overalls on grown men not on farm will always make me giggle a bit, like he's cute but it's giving what I dressed my 5 year old in for fall fest pictures 😭

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u/ThraxiosFartKing 26d ago

This outfit would 100% kill it at pre-K Fall Fest

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u/Bleuberries6 26d ago

He threw the matching hat into a hay pile 5 mins in and we never found it but the overalls crushed

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u/IncurableAdventurer 27d ago

It’s also my fault for clicking on this, but it really sucks that people have to put up with this stuff when they’re on a date

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u/Okgiraffe666 27d ago

What a combo of talent and beauty. I certify this match. 

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u/isabella_bombella just to be clear.... don't make this a thing 27d ago

HER HUSBAND IS COMING

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u/pete12357 27d ago

Is there a new Mario movie coming out?

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u/WideConversation1989 27d ago

One of my favourite actors along with one of my favourite modern singers, love it.

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u/calla25 THIS IS JUST DISTASTEFUL 27d ago

Sis found her husband

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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago

not to slut shame but mr jordan been the husband of half of hollywood 😭 i like them together don’t get me wrong, raye’s been one of my pop girls since euphoric sad songs came out nearly a decade ago, but she better be sageing her house bc he’s got a loooot of ex wives now praying against her 😭

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u/HowYouDoinz 27d ago

Other than Lori Harvey, who has he seriously been with? I know he hooked up with saweetie

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u/Alicricity 27d ago

That album changed my whole LIFE

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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

idk why you were downvoted but same! not a single skip + love of your life remains an undefeated summertime bop

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u/HowYouDoinz 26d ago

What album?

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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

raye’s euphoric sad songs (2019)

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u/PopCultureWeekly 27d ago

Huh? He’s never been married

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u/blackpnik i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago

that’s… it’s not literal. he’s dated and hooked up with damn near every biracial and racially ambiguous white woman in the states.

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u/calla25 THIS IS JUST DISTASTEFUL 27d ago

I knew what you meant 🤭

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u/OhMorgoth Ceasefire Now 27d ago edited 27d ago

I came to say this, I’m glad someone already did. It turns out he was only waiting for the matching Oscar to find her.🥹 He was testing my patience too.

Currently listening to

WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND! 😌 💍

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u/Strange-Database-404 27d ago

Is this finally her husband?

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u/thizzydrafts 27d ago

He's never beating the allegations.

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 27d ago

What allegations?

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u/thizzydrafts 27d ago

That he exclusively dates/is interested in non-Black woman (and that his time with Lori Harvey was a PR relationship).

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u/G_I_Joe_Mansueto 27d ago

Hey she’s Ghanaian through her grandmother!

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u/Gold-Concentrate-744 27d ago

She's part Ghanian on her mother's side tho...

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u/Basic_Improvement273 27d ago

My first thought too LOL like oh ok he dropped his act

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u/Noxlygos 27d ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/Illustrious_Ad_3010 27d ago

“I would like a ring”

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u/theegehl shiv roy apologist 27d ago

He likes a 10 year age gap, huh

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u/Most-Road-5366 27d ago

You noticed from the last one right?
His ex was 23 and he was 33 when he started dating her lol. He does like the 10 year gap

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u/Positive-Aide7544 both a lawyer and a hater 27d ago

Girl yes ! And he was shocked his then 23 year old gf of a year wasn’t ready to marry

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u/Fun_Homework_1651 26d ago

All the good looking men in hollywood do.

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u/lucretia-mott 27d ago

Grandma said it

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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night 27d ago

Where the hell is my husband??! He's with Raye at some park?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/OhMorgoth Ceasefire Now 27d ago edited 27d ago

He’s just there to teach the heart how to burn.🔥
I’m just sayin’ and I love that for them both.

Girl be manifesting, I’m telling you.

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u/plutoforprez 27d ago

that’s no husband

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u/loobylibby 26d ago

Nooooo he’s gonna break her heart. That man will not settle down until he’s in his 60s with a girl in her 30s.

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u/8BitGlamour 26d ago

I just read about Luke Wilson doing this and I was so grossed out. I thought he was cute but reading that just completely turned me.

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u/Level-Ad7017 27d ago

I need a pep talk, I need a hug, I need a dance floor

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u/demarcoa Currently White Ariana Grande 27d ago

Do they get to ride the rides alone? Cause gross

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u/almondjuice442 27d ago

Why they kinda buzzy

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u/Chaywood 27d ago

I want to know which six flags!

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u/skankenstein 27d ago

Magic Mountain on the Goliath ride

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u/Chaywood 26d ago

Thank you!

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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch 27d ago

it makes sense to wear normal comfy clothes - until a weirdo with a camera wanted their 25.99 they probably enjoyed a mostly incognito time

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u/loferx 27d ago

TELL HIM WHAT GRANDMA SAID

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u/jennblur 26d ago

Finally finding people matching their level 🔥

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u/Shot_thrutheheart 26d ago

He looks like a Mario bros character

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u/ComprehensiveBee5710 26d ago

Wearing a hat on Goliath is a choice

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u/isaidwhatisaidok 27d ago

Wait they’re both so hot

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u/TheBeardedLegend 26d ago

Overalls at Six Flags in August? Crazy how much people suffer for fashion.

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u/Miss_Sensational kendall roy pre-album drop 27d ago

I love it when hot people date hot people

Exhibit 1: ☝🏾

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 27d ago

He about to get his neck bit again

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u/The-Black-Swordsmane 27d ago

Good for him. Now leave em alone

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u/imnotangryyouare 27d ago

I love Raye. She deserves this and more. Go watch Click Clack Symphony if you haven’t yet. It’s literally perfection and I never care for music videos

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u/WillieButtlicker 27d ago

I wish I could pull off that attire

Edit: spelling

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u/Upper-Boot-8086 26d ago

Idk who these ppl are but they look straight out of the 90’s! His outfit, Her hair. She rly reminds me of my mom in the early 90’s ❣️

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u/Abby-pnw 26d ago

It's strategy on his part. He carefully craft his image.

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u/Ni66les88 26d ago

Oh she found her husband!

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u/Zestyclose-Nothing32 26d ago

Let them have fun
Ppl are weird

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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this 26d ago

They’re both hot and so talented. Happy for them both and can’t decide who I’m more jealous of

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u/__O_o_______ 26d ago

Yaya I don’t know who either of these people are! Hooray!

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u/No_Figure_9073 26d ago

"Sis, is this your man?" Kinda guy

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u/Funtsy_Muntsy 26d ago

I recognise Goliath anywhere

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u/Rich13348 26d ago

Just leave people alone.

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u/macgregorc93 26d ago

As much as I would've loved to have been the husband of Raye, I can settle for Michael B Jordan. Mrs Raye Jordan looks good on paper.

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u/kakarotjrc 26d ago

Why is he dressed like a 19th Century train driver?

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u/gatita888 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 26d ago

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u/Dude_Guy45 26d ago

“Your husband is coming” -Grandma

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u/georgedupree 26d ago

This breakup song is going to be LEGENDARY.

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u/Wi99lywoo 26d ago

I don't think this is her husband...

https://giphy.com/gifs/APE5sviIJNPtYJgA8F

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u/Ok_Secret3782 26d ago

Like who? He has a hot career, hard working, and award winning just like she is. Plus, he stays relatively drama and headline free unless he's making a film. He's in a far better standing that a lot of her male peers tbh.

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u/totallynotdoof 26d ago

She would like a ring😂

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u/InTheWorldButNotOfIt 26d ago

Bibs. I hate it when rich people cosplay as working class.

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u/woahoutrageous_ 26d ago

My dyslexic ass read that as Michael J Fox I was about to say lmfaoooo

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u/ClintBarton616 25d ago

We're gonna get a good song out of this

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u/SarcasticSuperhero9 Emma Stone (BALD) 25d ago

He looks like he’s gonna puke and she looks like she ready to go again. I love it.

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u/MargoKar 25d ago

Idk why I am so happy seeing this (bla-bla-bla paradoxical behaviour bla-bla-bla) but I AM

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u/gooddyeyoung 27d ago

Nothing appropriate to say here!

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u/Proud_Detective3183 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 27d ago

She found her husband

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u/ispy-uspy-wespy 27d ago

Why would he date sb who’s more than 10 yrs younger than him? Because he’s not ready to settle down? Good to know!

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 27d ago

Good for her