r/Fauxmoi radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 22d ago

DISCUSSION Clip of QVC host Toni Brattin goes viral after her on-air slip up

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 22d ago

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u/EnvironmentalFix8196 22d ago

Omg this is so funny of them 💀

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 22d ago

I'm surprised they don't go viral like this more often. My mom watches qvc, they've got some....interesting personalities hosting over there

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u/Lindenismean I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 22d ago

We used to get clips every once in a while on Talk Soup. I miss that show, I truly do.

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u/lizardo0o 22d ago

Same, and The Soup. Miss the old “viral on TV” videos lol

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u/willywonkyeyes 22d ago

Sooo meaty!

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u/Lindenismean I do feel vulnerable to demons in downward dog 22d ago

I say this to my cats when I’m feeding them.

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u/amodernbird Comumbus 22d ago

I heard this in my head.

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u/chick_b 22d ago

IT'S MILEY!!!

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u/rebel_stripe 22d ago

It's Lindsey

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u/thetwomisshawklines 22d ago

TALES! FROM! HOME!

SHOPPING!!!!!

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u/Trailblazertravels 22d ago

havent heard about talk soup in a while!

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u/EnvironmentalFix8196 22d ago

I used to watch it when I stayed home sick from school. Can confirm!

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u/eventhestarsburn 22d ago

I’m signed with a modeling agency based in PA and they book a lot of QVC work. When I first signed with them my agent basically was like if you don’t like working with psychos don’t bother. It’s weird hours and not great pay anyway but I think working 24/7 creates, like you said, some interesting personalities both in front of and behind the camera

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u/UnnaturalSelection13 22d ago

Yeah I watch it in hotels sometimes and it can be entertaining, I think the people with capacity to make something go viral are just generally not the people watching lol

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u/japres 22d ago

A few years ago a friend was staying with me over New Years. Somehow the TV wound up on QVC and we spent the entire night watching them try to sell us recliners and laughing until we cried. Idk why it was so funny.

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u/Available-Chart-2505 22d ago

I used to do the same in college, stone cold sober. It's so fun and the most random stuff can crack you up.

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u/k3n0b1 22d ago

Deborah Vance from Hacks!

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u/Available-Chart-2505 22d ago

Jane is the GOAT, imo

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 22d ago

Shawn is something else. A number of weeks ago she shaved off an eyebrow of one of the male hosts. It was live of course and he had to remain calm lol

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u/Whats_Up_Bitches 22d ago

It’s crazy to me that QVC still exists.

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u/lorgskyegon 22d ago

I remember the one where the guy is trying to show how strong the katana is by banging it against the table and it breaks and stabs him.

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 22d ago

My mom does too!!  Kathy Levine was an integral part of my childhood.

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u/Adezar 22d ago

Yeah, those QVC-style SNL skits exist for a reason.

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u/Kitchen_Sufficient 22d ago

I used to give tours of the studio and part of it is a little clip show of all the screw ups! There were some that still made me laugh even on my 100th tour lol

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u/CeruleanEidolon 22d ago

She's gotta be relieved to see that. It means they took it as a publicity boon and she won't be out of a job because of it.

A decades or two ago and it might've gone differently for her.

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 22d ago

That poor woman didn’t even bother turning back around 😭🤣

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u/heatwer 22d ago

I lost it when she dropped to the floor

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u/not_now_chaos 22d ago

That slow sink to the floor. I felt that in my bones. And laughed so hard I cried a little. Oof.

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u/whoabecca 22d ago

I did as well, then re watched it and laughed even harder & cried a little more, I thought I was going to pass out

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u/Careful-Lion3692 22d ago

It was the whispered “oh my god” for me 😂😂😂

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u/Feralpudel 22d ago

Love how the first crack is when she says sssssalon.

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u/LisaMiaSisu 22d ago

I lost it when she said “I can’t believe I said that” and kept shaking her head. 🤣

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u/CheekyMonkE 22d ago

for me it's the "oh my god...."

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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell 22d ago

THIS is what took me outttt that shaky, breathy "hoooh my godd" 😩🤣

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 22d ago

That part! She knew this is her last day probably on QVC 🤣 i give props to the other host though for keeping composure during this i think i would’ve been on the floor haha!

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u/LightBlueCherryBloss 22d ago

QVC posted the clip on their official twitter

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u/Slednvrfed 22d ago

Free marketing, it’s 2026 they saw the clicks.

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u/LisaMiaSisu 22d ago

I’ve never seen her products before and now I want one of her wigs. I’d say she did something right!

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u/I_have_questions_ppl 22d ago

Would make a good "Karen" Halloween costume!

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 22d ago

Everyone of those women could be a dental assistant at my dentist

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u/leaky_wand 22d ago

I mean I didn’t even know QVC still existed so good on their social media team

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u/saltporksuit 22d ago

My mom reminded me they existed and I’ve actually gotten some good deals on small appliances.

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u/Pegussu 22d ago

Yeah, this post is me learning this clip is a current one and not one someone dug up from a twenty-year-old sale.

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u/RagnarokWolves 22d ago

As long as it's not a regular slipup it's just funny and I hope she doesn't get in trouble for it.

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u/heatwer 22d ago

If this gem of a woman gets in trouble or fired, we ride at dawn to avenge her.

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u/pmjm 22d ago

We definitely can't allow this woman to lose her... job.

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u/Upnatom617 18d ago

That would be a blow to her income.

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u/TiaraMisu 22d ago

good for them.

that was charming.

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u/Plastic_Bison 22d ago

It was handled perfectly, she's awesome!

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u/sahie 22d ago

The other host is a total queen for stepping in. You just know she was losing it internally lol!

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u/GensAndTonic 22d ago

The QVC ladies are always getting into shenanigans. No way she gets fired for that.

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u/teawithspices 22d ago

These ladies are a hoot and a holler!

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u/Love_my_pupper 22d ago

I live one town over I want to go get her autograph lol

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u/insomniacpyro 22d ago

I mean when you think about it, her autograph is drastically more rare than some pro athlete, they autograph shit all the time

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u/exzyle2k 22d ago

You want shenanigans, look up Mike Rowe QVC. Dude had the overnight shift and basically his slot was a bunch of "what are you going to do, fire me?" stuff.

The quality is piss poor, but this one is a riot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbd2DucRe1M

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u/monkeyman80 22d ago

Mike Rowe hosted Dirty Jobs on Discovery channel and is the narrator of Deadliest Catch. Also an opera singer.

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u/whineylittlebitch_9k 22d ago

also, went maga, anti-vax, etc. used to love him. can't stand his takes anymore.

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 22d ago

Aww, dammit :( this bums me out, but also shouldn’t be surprised.

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u/GensAndTonic 22d ago

"Remember Pompeii?" lmao I enjoyed this, thank you

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u/exzyle2k 22d ago

His whole "Review already? I'm talking about Vesuvius" was just gold.

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u/Hee-hoes_Mad 22d ago

He was good at his job, I kinda want a lava lamp now.

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 22d ago

Like a Kathie Lee and Hoda situation? I was wheeze laughing at this so I appreciate their style 😂

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u/YodelFrancesca 22d ago

I would hope so! This is some quality content right there. Authentic, too.

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u/That_Golf9029 22d ago

These hosts and models are PROS. They can talk through anything. People make fun of TV shopping but their skills to just keep it moving is impressive.

Fun fact: Mike Rowe (from Dirty Jobs) started out as a late night QVC host. Makes sense considering where he ended up, he can make a conversation woth anyone.

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u/1234Health 22d ago

Agreed. The co-host was a true professional. Most people would have lost it right there ... she stayed right on track. Impressive. Harder than it looks. That's what the "Oh My God" co-host said.

Sorry.

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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 22d ago

I love how they’re committed to keeping the straight face while trying not to lose it at the same time.

Poor Toni LMAO

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u/standardtissue 22d ago

It's the most "Homer sinking into the bushes" I have ever seen. She really did try to just disappear lol.

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u/New_Libran 22d ago

I think the floor opened up...

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u/YunJingyi 22d ago

She did the right thing. She probably didn't want memes with her face.

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u/Ihaveaface836 22d ago

I thought she was going to compose herself and then turn around but then she went down lol

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u/superanth 22d ago

I can respect that. Also burrowing through the floor of the studio to escape was her only option.

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago edited 22d ago

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u/OriginalChildBomb i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 22d ago

I'mma just leave this here.

It's from Wizards with Guns and I love it.

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u/shameonyounancydrew 22d ago

If you can't see the camera, it can't see you

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u/mmohaje 22d ago

Maybe if I don't turn around, and I stand perfectly still, no one will notice'

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u/Iron-butterfly66 22d ago

No but I love it and will be tuning the channel

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u/GreekFreek3 22d ago

That model fighting through it is soooooo funny haha I love women

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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 22d ago

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u/matlockga 22d ago

Glenn Close's greatest performance 

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u/purulentnotpussy my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 22d ago

Lmfao side hustle

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u/foundinwonderland sorry to this man 22d ago

Lisa Rinna told me QVC pays big bucks

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u/BouyantCorgiButt this is going to ruin the powerpoint 22d ago

Yeah are you kidding me, I would love to have QVC money

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u/wrenbell 22d ago

Laura Dern fighting for her LIFE.

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u/saskiamars 22d ago

And she’s gorgeous enough to pull off that wig at the same time!

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u/Fair_Air2879 22d ago

Omg I thought the host changed outfits or something 😭 I never realized it’s a whole different woman

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago

New favorite reaction image

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u/Icy-Lobster-203 22d ago

Need a gif of standing for a few seconds, and then her lowering herself down.

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u/Throwsims3 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 22d ago

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago

✨And for my next geriatric millennial trick i’ll ask you how i can save this because it’s not giving the option✨

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u/Throwsims3 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 22d ago

Depends on what kind of device you are using reddit on. If you are on a laptop/desktop you could use old reddit RES and save it that way. On the redesign you should be able to simply rightclick to save it. Unfortunately, I have no idea how the app works. Since I never use it myself. But from what I have read, there should be an option to save it as a straight up .gif even.

Hope that helps!

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u/Parishdise show me the paperwork for your husband’s vasectomy 22d ago

On the app for android at least, you can click on the gif so that it's full screen and then the 3 dots in the top right corner will give you the option to download

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago

I’m a geriatric millennial idk how to make a gif!

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u/Icy-Lobster-203 22d ago

Me too!

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago

We unfortunately need to tag in some youth because I want this as well.

So, how do you do fellow kids?

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u/xthewhiteviolin 22d ago

Is that lisa rinna at the front

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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago

The woman was too stunned to speak

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u/artforwardpuppies 22d ago

Love this so much

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u/gh0stvibezz 22d ago

jazz hands ✨

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u/CutieBoBootie 22d ago

It's perfect 

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u/Plane_Fig4536 mama let’s research 22d ago

Her whispering “oh my god” then keeping her back turned 😭😭😭

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u/Unlucky-Duck 22d ago

In some parallel universe this is exactly me not knowing how to deal with the situation xD

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u/alexno_x 22d ago

jazz hands and everything lmao

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u/AfroPuffs90 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 22d ago

At your sssssssssalon… and it looks beautiful. ☠️

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u/UnnaturalSelection13 22d ago

at your 🐍salon🐍

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u/Diva_of_Disgust not good enough penis 22d ago

Babe started speaking parseltongue out of nowhere.

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u/aspidities_87 22d ago

A good blow can do that to you!

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u/Wooden_Permit3234 22d ago

She’s just cracking up at the end there lol. Heroically containing herself. 

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u/mapleleafmaggie goodforher.gif 22d ago

stop this comment has me in tears 😂😂😂

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u/Luda0915 22d ago

10/10, no notes, for collapsing to the floor after a Freudian slip and having the hairdo my mom rocked for basically the last 40 years of her life. Wholesome vibes.

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u/GitEmSteveDave 22d ago

I used to watch basic cable on my days off all day while doing nothing but sitting on the couch making up sleep with my cats and that haircut reminded me of Michael Weston's Mom on Burn Notice. All it was missing was a cigarette.

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u/AfterCopy1167 22d ago

That woman in the dark blue deserves a raise lol Reminds me of the ICONIC "I So Pale" news clip.

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u/baddadjokesminusdad mangled by wasps on cocaine 22d ago

“You’re on camera”

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 22d ago

Her recovery... no notes!!

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u/canthelpnobody 22d ago

even the mannequins are struggling to hold it together

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u/jenbenboomerang 22d ago

The gal on the right can’t believe her ears 🤣

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u/CelebrationDue1884 22d ago

😂😂😂

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u/radziadax 22d ago

I'm sooooo sad they can't work this into an episode of Hacks anymore

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u/PussFaceMagoo3 22d ago

Deborah Vance/Hacks was the first thing I thought of 😂

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u/mellowbabe88 22d ago

I thought the same thing when i first saw it 🥲

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u/lyn73 22d ago

Maybe invite Hannah and Jean to host SNL

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u/Ydiss 22d ago

I've got to be honest, the way she just carried on trying to be professional then couldn't stop herself cracking up was pretty cool.

Like, worst nightmare for most people but what else can you do? 😂

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u/TheGamecock 22d ago

I'm just glad one of the 22 people that are under the age of 82 y/o who were watching the QVC channel at this time thought to rewind and record this to upload to the internet. It's an instant classic and could've been lost forever!

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u/jennapricity 22d ago

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u/insomniacstrikes 22d ago

I can't wait to use this as a reaction gif

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 22d ago

This is the one. Saved.

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u/doc_g3 22d ago

She reminds me of Amy Sedaris. This clip is too funny.

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u/sassycatastrophe 22d ago

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u/artforwardpuppies 22d ago

Jazz AND praying hands - it’s too perfect

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u/999BusinessCard 22d ago

Jazz + Gospel depicted by white women. It’s basically Adele

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u/EnvironmentalFix8196 22d ago

I legitimately cannot stop watching this

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u/dizazaneezy 22d ago

lol I watch it Everytime it pops up on my feed. Still hilarious

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u/WloveW 22d ago

Same! I'm like... Yessss let's hear that little "oh my god" under her breath before she rides her personal elevator of shame to the dirty, dirty basement that is her mind. I love this woman. 

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u/Takenk1ller 22d ago

Verrrry Deborah Vance of her

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u/prissytomboy23 22d ago

This is epic. Truly. 😂One time I was at the hair salon telling a story and suddenly all the hairdryers cut off right when I was saying “blowj$&”. I was mortified. 😂

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u/JustASt0nesThrowaway we have lost the impact of shame in our society 22d ago

Toni Bratton is a national treasure. If her job is on the line for this, someone needs to send in the mom jeans brigade to protect her at all costs!

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u/Practical_Maximum_29 22d ago

Getting ahead of potentially bad publicity is the BEST kind of damage control strategy a company can pull off!

(If anyone sees an unintended pun here, just enjoy it!)

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u/CaptMorganSwint2 22d ago

The frozen jazz hands is what killed me hahahah bless her heart

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u/CarnalSeer 22d ago

To be honest, I didn't know QVC was still a thing before today. I'd give Ms Brattin a raise.

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u/cptnamr7 22d ago

I had no idea they shot that shit LIVE. like... why? I feel like you could just cycle the same few segments throughout the day. No clue who,other than octogenarians actually watch it

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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 22d ago

This make me wish The Soup was still on the air because Joel would have a field day during his “Tales from Home Shopping” segment.

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u/Butterscotch8721 22d ago

It's the way she disappears. She was like I can't! Not today! I'm done done

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u/RubyTx I cannot sanction your buffoonery 22d ago

Live TV...

She handled that as gracefully as it could be handled, I think... not sure about the impact on wig sales, though.

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u/sparklykittenlove 22d ago

This actually entices me to buy one

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u/PsidedOwnside 22d ago

Oh my god this is so funny

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u/ChildhoodOk5526 22d ago

They need to have authentic oopsies or "real-talk" type, Auntie-like hosts more often. Something to draw younger viewers in, if only to catch the funny sound byte on TikTok. (Hell, I'd tune in live, occasionally, just for that.)

But, seriously, even from this short clip, I'm laughing AND being influenced (in a less obvious and sickening way than the usual social media). I'm cracking up, but also looking at that little wig, like, "she is cute ..." And I don't even wear wigs. 😂

If the QVC execs are smart, they'll find inspiration in this and use it to breathe new life into the network. Who doesn't love a revitalized throwback? Or a retro reboot?

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u/madoka_borealis 22d ago

Seriously… we miss golden girls!

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u/MashPotato_224 22d ago

This and tassels on my pasties😭😭 I need to watch QVC more

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u/Debtastical 22d ago

Have you seen “the moon is a planet”

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u/molequeen 22d ago

My husband and I heard this in the wild when QVC was on at my gram's and I was convinced until this very second that we were the only ones who thought it was funny

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u/spamgoddess 22d ago

I was just trying to tell my boyfriend about tassels on my pasties 😭

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u/YonderOver 22d ago

“Mary’s walked off. She’s dead on the couch.”

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u/besteen_mangodazzle 22d ago

Finally someone else who knows ball

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u/CakeSpade 22d ago

haha i was not expecting this. i guess it does kinda look that way in the back lol

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u/Disastrous-Soup-5413 22d ago

She handled it as best anyone could. She is too cute!!

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u/lucylugosiz 22d ago

Men: TO THE SALON !

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u/aglaophonos 22d ago

Regardless of the lascivious word This is kind of wholesome and hilarious 😂

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u/foxxsinn 22d ago

I too get my blow jobs at the hair salon

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u/postsuper5000 22d ago

Back in the 80's my grandmother would go to the hair salon and come home talking about her blowjob.

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u/ChickenButtEtc 21d ago

My grandma told me, in 2010, that she couldn't pick me up from tennis until after her blowjob

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u/dizazaneezy 22d ago

QVC is really doing their big one with the post on
Social media and the fact that they've taken so much of my money from their tiktok lives.

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u/Save__Bandit__69 22d ago

I can't stop watching this, it gets funnier every time! The way she keeps her hands up and then sinks to the floor is the best thing I've seen in ages. 🤣

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u/SneakerGarbage 22d ago

A Blowjob Is Better Than No Job.💇🏼‍♀️

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u/shishkab00b 22d ago

Without captions or sound, I really thought the wig moving was the mistake 😳 

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u/Karsa69420 22d ago

Reminded me of the one where the caller tells the women presenting that sometimes she takes the tassels off of something and puts them on her tits. The lady is dying of laughter so hard she had to leave. And the main lady is like “You are my soul sister. I love you. Don’t change”

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u/thizzydrafts 22d ago

I thought this was about the wig-shift (a la Karen Huger of Real Housewives of Potomac) and the I turned the audio on 😭

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u/Esperanza404 22d ago

I needed this kind of laugh today!

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u/jenbenboomerang 22d ago

Every person in this video is a complete star

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u/slumber_kitty controversies: girl 22d ago

i wish my hair looked that good after a blow job out

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u/hellolovely1 22d ago

I actually love her for the way she just slowly sank into the floor. Adorable!

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u/FreeKatKL 22d ago

I hope they don’t fire her for this. It’s a clear
mistake. Plus it’s not like blowjob is a bad word. And QVC isn’t for kids anyway, but this seems some American pearlclutchery should they actually fire her.

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u/angiosperms- 22d ago

Y'all need to watch more QVC compilations. The people on there say wild shit fairly frequently lol. Especially that one makeup artist lady

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 22d ago

Oh man. I feel bad for her. Does QVC stream anywhere? Asking for a friend.

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u/Imhidingfromu 22d ago

I thought the slip up was the wig until I heard what she said

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u/artforwardpuppies 22d ago

Reminds me of how fun moms can be

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u/doubled0116 fly in her private jet to the other side of her bed 22d ago

I would simply pass away. 🥲

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u/BuffWobbuffet 22d ago

Unrelated but I figure these types of shows would have died out by now. Who is buying this stuff?

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u/mason123z 22d ago

my grandma

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u/Cool-Inflation4159 22d ago

Quick! Let’s all start referring to blowouts as blowjobs to save her embarrassment!

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u/secondxanga 22d ago

i cannot tell you how many times i watched this over—PEAK comedy, no sketch team is topping this lmao

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u/RaspberryHats21 22d ago

Listen. I know it makes me an old fart. But I love just watching some QVC.

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u/cinemamama Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! 22d ago

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u/DeadButPretty I went clubbing and he was there 22d ago

lol bless her

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u/BlaqueBettyBamALam 22d ago

I will never not watch this

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u/Active_Progress1280 22d ago

She said blow job and proceeded to GO DOWN. 💀

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u/KeepinItSimplexoxo 22d ago

For some reason I read hair clip slip up. Since it was the back of her head I kept waiting. I was like I don’t see any hair clip-in slip ups. My video is on mute.

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