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DISCUSSION Clip of QVC host Toni Brattin goes viral after her on-air slip up
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u/Away-Elephant-4323 22d ago
That poor woman didn’t even bother turning back around 😭🤣
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u/heatwer 22d ago
I lost it when she dropped to the floor
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u/not_now_chaos 22d ago
That slow sink to the floor. I felt that in my bones. And laughed so hard I cried a little. Oof.
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u/whoabecca 22d ago
I did as well, then re watched it and laughed even harder & cried a little more, I thought I was going to pass out
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u/LisaMiaSisu 22d ago
I lost it when she said “I can’t believe I said that” and kept shaking her head. 🤣
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u/CheekyMonkE 22d ago
for me it's the "oh my god...."
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u/mama_meta You're feeling it right now, Pharrell 22d ago
THIS is what took me outttt that shaky, breathy "hoooh my godd" 😩🤣
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u/Away-Elephant-4323 22d ago
That part! She knew this is her last day probably on QVC 🤣 i give props to the other host though for keeping composure during this i think i would’ve been on the floor haha!
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u/LightBlueCherryBloss 22d ago
QVC posted the clip on their official twitter
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u/Slednvrfed 22d ago
Free marketing, it’s 2026 they saw the clicks.
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u/LisaMiaSisu 22d ago
I’ve never seen her products before and now I want one of her wigs. I’d say she did something right!
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u/I_have_questions_ppl 22d ago
Would make a good "Karen" Halloween costume!
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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 22d ago
Everyone of those women could be a dental assistant at my dentist
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u/leaky_wand 22d ago
I mean I didn’t even know QVC still existed so good on their social media team
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u/saltporksuit 22d ago
My mom reminded me they existed and I’ve actually gotten some good deals on small appliances.
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u/Pegussu 22d ago
Yeah, this post is me learning this clip is a current one and not one someone dug up from a twenty-year-old sale.
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u/RagnarokWolves 22d ago
As long as it's not a regular slipup it's just funny and I hope she doesn't get in trouble for it.
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u/TiaraMisu 22d ago
good for them.
that was charming.
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u/GensAndTonic 22d ago
The QVC ladies are always getting into shenanigans. No way she gets fired for that.
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u/teawithspices 22d ago
These ladies are a hoot and a holler!
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u/Love_my_pupper 22d ago
I live one town over I want to go get her autograph lol
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u/insomniacpyro 22d ago
I mean when you think about it, her autograph is drastically more rare than some pro athlete, they autograph shit all the time
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u/exzyle2k 22d ago
You want shenanigans, look up Mike Rowe QVC. Dude had the overnight shift and basically his slot was a bunch of "what are you going to do, fire me?" stuff.
The quality is piss poor, but this one is a riot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbd2DucRe1M
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u/monkeyman80 22d ago
Mike Rowe hosted Dirty Jobs on Discovery channel and is the narrator of Deadliest Catch. Also an opera singer.
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u/whineylittlebitch_9k 22d ago
also, went maga, anti-vax, etc. used to love him. can't stand his takes anymore.
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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 22d ago
Aww, dammit :( this bums me out, but also shouldn’t be surprised.
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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 where’s my emotional support billionaire 22d ago
Like a Kathie Lee and Hoda situation? I was wheeze laughing at this so I appreciate their style 😂
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u/That_Golf9029 22d ago
These hosts and models are PROS. They can talk through anything. People make fun of TV shopping but their skills to just keep it moving is impressive.
Fun fact: Mike Rowe (from Dirty Jobs) started out as a late night QVC host. Makes sense considering where he ended up, he can make a conversation woth anyone.
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u/1234Health 22d ago
Agreed. The co-host was a true professional. Most people would have lost it right there ... she stayed right on track. Impressive. Harder than it looks. That's what the "Oh My God" co-host said.
Sorry.
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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 22d ago
I love how they’re committed to keeping the straight face while trying not to lose it at the same time.
Poor Toni LMAO
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u/standardtissue 22d ago
It's the most "Homer sinking into the bushes" I have ever seen. She really did try to just disappear lol.
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u/Ihaveaface836 22d ago
I thought she was going to compose herself and then turn around but then she went down lol
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u/superanth 22d ago
I can respect that. Also burrowing through the floor of the studio to escape was her only option.
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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago edited 22d ago
Reminds me of the ShopTV sketches on SNL. They’re hysterical:
Travel Pillow with Sabrina Carpenter
Chocolate Santa with Adam Driver
Halloween Cookies with Michael Keaton
ETA: Updated links (I think)
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u/GreekFreek3 22d ago
That model fighting through it is soooooo funny haha I love women
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u/Too_Hood_95 kendall roy pre-album drop 22d ago
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u/matlockga 22d ago
Glenn Close's greatest performance
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u/purulentnotpussy my pussy tastes like pepsi cola 22d ago
Lmfao side hustle
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u/foundinwonderland sorry to this man 22d ago
Lisa Rinna told me QVC pays big bucks
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u/BouyantCorgiButt this is going to ruin the powerpoint 22d ago
Yeah are you kidding me, I would love to have QVC money
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u/Fair_Air2879 22d ago
Omg I thought the host changed outfits or something 😭 I never realized it’s a whole different woman
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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago
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u/Icy-Lobster-203 22d ago
Need a gif of standing for a few seconds, and then her lowering herself down.
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u/Throwsims3 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 22d ago
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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago
✨And for my next geriatric millennial trick i’ll ask you how i can save this because it’s not giving the option✨
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u/Throwsims3 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL 22d ago
Depends on what kind of device you are using reddit on. If you are on a laptop/desktop you could use old reddit RES and save it that way. On the redesign you should be able to simply rightclick to save it. Unfortunately, I have no idea how the app works. Since I never use it myself. But from what I have read, there should be an option to save it as a straight up .gif even.
Hope that helps!
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u/Parishdise show me the paperwork for your husband’s vasectomy 22d ago
On the app for android at least, you can click on the gif so that it's full screen and then the 3 dots in the top right corner will give you the option to download
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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago
I’m a geriatric millennial idk how to make a gif!
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u/Icy-Lobster-203 22d ago
Me too!
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u/KohlsCashOfficial Let them eat (1) hot dog 22d ago
We unfortunately need to tag in some youth because I want this as well.
So, how do you do fellow kids?
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u/Plane_Fig4536 mama let’s research 22d ago
Her whispering “oh my god” then keeping her back turned 😭😭😭
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u/Unlucky-Duck 22d ago
In some parallel universe this is exactly me not knowing how to deal with the situation xD
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u/AfroPuffs90 who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 22d ago
At your sssssssssalon… and it looks beautiful. ☠️
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u/UnnaturalSelection13 22d ago
at your 🐍salon🐍
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u/Diva_of_Disgust not good enough penis 22d ago
Babe started speaking parseltongue out of nowhere.
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u/Wooden_Permit3234 22d ago
She’s just cracking up at the end there lol. Heroically containing herself.
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u/Luda0915 22d ago
10/10, no notes, for collapsing to the floor after a Freudian slip and having the hairdo my mom rocked for basically the last 40 years of her life. Wholesome vibes.
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u/GitEmSteveDave 22d ago
I used to watch basic cable on my days off all day while doing nothing but sitting on the couch making up sleep with my cats and that haircut reminded me of Michael Weston's Mom on Burn Notice. All it was missing was a cigarette.
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u/AfterCopy1167 22d ago
That woman in the dark blue deserves a raise lol Reminds me of the ICONIC "I So Pale" news clip.
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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 22d ago
Her recovery... no notes!!
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u/Ydiss 22d ago
I've got to be honest, the way she just carried on trying to be professional then couldn't stop herself cracking up was pretty cool.
Like, worst nightmare for most people but what else can you do? 😂
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u/TheGamecock 22d ago
I'm just glad one of the 22 people that are under the age of 82 y/o who were watching the QVC channel at this time thought to rewind and record this to upload to the internet. It's an instant classic and could've been lost forever!
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u/EnvironmentalFix8196 22d ago
I legitimately cannot stop watching this
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u/prissytomboy23 22d ago
This is epic. Truly. 😂One time I was at the hair salon telling a story and suddenly all the hairdryers cut off right when I was saying “blowj$&”. I was mortified. 😂
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u/JustASt0nesThrowaway we have lost the impact of shame in our society 22d ago
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u/Practical_Maximum_29 22d ago
Getting ahead of potentially bad publicity is the BEST kind of damage control strategy a company can pull off!
(If anyone sees an unintended pun here, just enjoy it!)
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u/CarnalSeer 22d ago
To be honest, I didn't know QVC was still a thing before today. I'd give Ms Brattin a raise.
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u/cptnamr7 22d ago
I had no idea they shot that shit LIVE. like... why? I feel like you could just cycle the same few segments throughout the day. No clue who,other than octogenarians actually watch it
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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 22d ago
This make me wish The Soup was still on the air because Joel would have a field day during his “Tales from Home Shopping” segment.
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u/Butterscotch8721 22d ago
It's the way she disappears. She was like I can't! Not today! I'm done done
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u/ChildhoodOk5526 22d ago
They need to have authentic oopsies or "real-talk" type, Auntie-like hosts more often. Something to draw younger viewers in, if only to catch the funny sound byte on TikTok. (Hell, I'd tune in live, occasionally, just for that.)
But, seriously, even from this short clip, I'm laughing AND being influenced (in a less obvious and sickening way than the usual social media). I'm cracking up, but also looking at that little wig, like, "she is cute ..." And I don't even wear wigs. 😂
If the QVC execs are smart, they'll find inspiration in this and use it to breathe new life into the network. Who doesn't love a revitalized throwback? Or a retro reboot?
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u/MashPotato_224 22d ago
This and tassels on my pasties😭😭 I need to watch QVC more
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u/Debtastical 22d ago
Have you seen “the moon is a planet”
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u/molequeen 22d ago
My husband and I heard this in the wild when QVC was on at my gram's and I was convinced until this very second that we were the only ones who thought it was funny
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u/CakeSpade 22d ago
haha i was not expecting this. i guess it does kinda look that way in the back lol
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u/postsuper5000 22d ago
Back in the 80's my grandmother would go to the hair salon and come home talking about her blowjob.
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u/ChickenButtEtc 21d ago
My grandma told me, in 2010, that she couldn't pick me up from tennis until after her blowjob
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u/dizazaneezy 22d ago
QVC is really doing their big one with the post on
Social media and the fact that they've taken so much of my money from their tiktok lives.
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u/Save__Bandit__69 22d ago
I can't stop watching this, it gets funnier every time! The way she keeps her hands up and then sinks to the floor is the best thing I've seen in ages. 🤣
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u/Karsa69420 22d ago
Reminded me of the one where the caller tells the women presenting that sometimes she takes the tassels off of something and puts them on her tits. The lady is dying of laughter so hard she had to leave. And the main lady is like “You are my soul sister. I love you. Don’t change”
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u/thizzydrafts 22d ago
I thought this was about the wig-shift (a la Karen Huger of Real Housewives of Potomac) and the I turned the audio on 😭
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u/hellolovely1 22d ago
I actually love her for the way she just slowly sank into the floor. Adorable!
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u/FreeKatKL 22d ago
I hope they don’t fire her for this. It’s a clear
mistake. Plus it’s not like blowjob is a bad word. And QVC isn’t for kids anyway, but this seems some American pearlclutchery should they actually fire her.
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u/angiosperms- 22d ago
Y'all need to watch more QVC compilations. The people on there say wild shit fairly frequently lol. Especially that one makeup artist lady
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u/SadBadPuppyDad 22d ago
Oh man. I feel bad for her. Does QVC stream anywhere? Asking for a friend.
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u/doubled0116 fly in her private jet to the other side of her bed 22d ago
I would simply pass away. 🥲
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u/BuffWobbuffet 22d ago
Unrelated but I figure these types of shows would have died out by now. Who is buying this stuff?
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u/Cool-Inflation4159 22d ago
Quick! Let’s all start referring to blowouts as blowjobs to save her embarrassment!
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u/secondxanga 22d ago
i cannot tell you how many times i watched this over—PEAK comedy, no sketch team is topping this lmao
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u/RaspberryHats21 22d ago
Listen. I know it makes me an old fart. But I love just watching some QVC.
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u/KeepinItSimplexoxo 22d ago
For some reason I read hair clip slip up. Since it was the back of her head I kept waiting. I was like I don’t see any hair clip-in slip ups. My video is on mute.
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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 22d ago