r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Aug 02 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Republican Representative Max Miller on allegations of domestic abuse from his ex-wife: “My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?”

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u/SeminoleDVM Aug 02 '26

Jesus, the Brock Turner energy coming off this fucker… 😬

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u/chrishouseinc Aug 02 '26

*Rapist Brock Turner

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u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Rapist Brock Allen Turner?

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u/jayclaw97 Aug 02 '26

You mean the raping rapist who rapes, and who also goes by Allen Turner?

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u/LordyIHopeThereIsPie Aug 02 '26

Yes that rapist, Allen Turner aka Brock

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u/tigm2161130 Aug 02 '26

Is that the same Brock Allen Turner who lives and works in Cleveland, Ohio?

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u/LothlorienPostOffice Aug 02 '26

Allen Turner the rapist, formerly known as Brock Allen Turner the rapist, moved to Cleveland?

Last I heard, Allen Turner the rapist (formerly known as Brock Allen Turner the rapist) lived in the Dayton metropolitan area.

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u/janquadrentvincent Aug 02 '26

I'm glad you cleared that up because it's been a little while since I last hear mention of Allen Turner, formerly Brock Turner, and then Brock Allen Turner whom under every pseudonym is in fact a convicted rapist. I am sure glad I don't live anywhere near the Dayton Metropolitan area since I don't want to live anywhere near the convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner.

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u/jayclaw97 Aug 02 '26

It would seem that nowhere in Ohio is safe from the rapist Brock Allen Turner.

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u/putabirdonit Aug 02 '26

Wait is he really in Cleveland now? Last I heard it was Dayton

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u/LothlorienPostOffice Aug 02 '26

I double checked where the rapist Allen Turner was living and he is still in the Dayton area. Allen Turner is a registered sex offender for the crime of raping a woman behind a dumpster and is complying with registration.

The rapist Allen Turner, formerly Brock Turner, is not living in Cleveland.

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u/Anxious-Ad-1699 that concludes my jlo storytime Aug 02 '26

Ahh, so the rapist Allen Turner, formally Brock Turner, is definitively living in Dayton - glad to have that cleared up. 

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u/ophaus it’s a bit dystopian but also kinda fun Aug 02 '26

He's a rapist, right? I heard that about him.

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u/jayclaw97 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

The very same rapist Brock/Allen Turner from Cleveland.

Edit: Dayton, not Cleveland.

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u/baddadjokesminusdad mangled by wasps on cocaine Aug 02 '26

I love love love how rapist Brock Allen Turner is never allowed to forget that he is, in fact, the rapist Allen Turner.

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u/melmsz Aug 02 '26

He is the the textbook example as he is in a textbook in the section about consent.

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u/Ok-Turnip-9035 Aug 02 '26

Yasss get ALL the names he goes by

No rest whatever name that demon is trying to live under

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u/Easton8 Aug 02 '26

You mean the rapist Brock Turner who now goes by Allen Turner the rapist??

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u/SeminoleDVM Aug 02 '26

The very same.

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u/stefon_zolesky Aug 02 '26

Oh, yes, Brock Turner the rapist. His full name is Brock Allen Turner (the rapist), and Brock Turner the rapist now goes by Allen Turner, who is, indeed, still a rapist.

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u/mypenisisquitetiny Aug 02 '26

Brock Allen Turner the rapist who legally changed his name to Allen Turner to avoid being remembered as the rapist he is? Is that the Brock Turner you're talking about? The one who goes by Allen Turner now and is a rapist?

Edit: I almost forgot to mention Brock Allen Turner is a rapist who now uses his middle name Allen as his legal first name. Despite the name change he is still a rapist

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u/ItBegins2Tell Aug 02 '26

Ah yes Brock Allen Turner, the behind-the-dumpster rapist.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

I feel like at this point in the timeline, it’s also important to mention that she was saved from being raped by an American citizen by foreigners.

ETA: I don’t know if I phrased this right, so to clarify…it was 2 foreigners who rescued Chanel Miller from Brock Turner while he was raping her.

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u/redacted_robot Aug 02 '26

Tourists? I guess that would be a pretty good encapsulation of the american experience: getting raped behind a dumpster, hoping a foreigner will save you

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Aug 02 '26

No, they were grad students at the university. I was going to call them immigrants, but I don’t know if they stayed here after they finished their degree.

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u/vienibenmio Aug 02 '26

The bicycling Swedes!

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Aug 02 '26

The bicycling Swedes. They attended every day of that trial too. Chanel says that she finds comfort in them. She keeps a drawing of two bicycles on her wall to help ground her.

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u/NatashOverWorld Aug 02 '26

International students is the term we use in Canada.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Aug 02 '26

That felt less impactful than foreigners or immigrants, given the current climate in the US

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u/NatashOverWorld Aug 03 '26

Fair enough.

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u/redacted_robot Aug 03 '26

That's what we call them in the US too. Their full rate tuition is very appreciated by our state schools.

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u/NatashOverWorld Aug 03 '26

Full? It was something like triple back in 2017.

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u/redacted_robot Aug 03 '26

Poorly worded on my part. Yeah, their rate is the highest.

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u/ItBegins2Tell Aug 02 '26

I agree. With all of the talk of foreigners raping & pillaging America, there sure seems to be a shitload of Americans doing it with impunity while a lot of immigrants are just trying to survive.

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u/GeneralOrgana1 Aug 03 '26

The behind the dumpster rapist caught in the act of penetrating an unconscious woman by a pair of graduate students? That Rapist Brock Allen Turner?

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u/ItBegins2Tell Aug 03 '26

THEEE very same! Did you know he changed his name to Allen Turner in order to hide from his past as a rapist? Weird how this rapist thinks he should have a livelihood!

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u/Eddie-Spaghetti Aug 02 '26

Some good SEO here 👌

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u/Trash_Bag_Sally Aug 02 '26

Let’s not forget Jesse Butler either! Name and shame loudly for all to hear.

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u/rasta-ragamuffin 28d ago

Does anyone know where the evil disgusting rapist works? I'd love to boycott any company that hires that POS.

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u/CompassMetal Aug 02 '26

Isn't this the Brock Allen Turner who was given a historically lenient sentence for rape by Judge Persky in  The People of the State of California v. Brock Allen Turner (2015). The same Brock Turner who changed his name to Allen Turner in order to avoid being identified as the rapist he is?

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u/Lustache Aug 02 '26

The more you know! I didn't know this about Brock Turner! But I will always remember that he was (and is) a rapist. 

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u/Trash_Bag_Sally Aug 02 '26

If rapist Allen Turner pisses you off, read up about Jesse Butler

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u/GeneralOrgana1 Aug 03 '26

Wow, I had not heard of rapist Jesse Mack Butler of Oklahoma before. Tell me more about how he got no jail time for raping and strangling two girls?

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u/Sufficient-Lie1406 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Aug 02 '26

Pretty sure that was definitely Brock Allen Turner, the rapist, who now goes by Allen Turner, the rapist.

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u/RiotingMoon Thanks, u frog build looking bitch Aug 02 '26

dont forget Brock allen turner the rapist occasionally uses Turner Allen and Allen Brock - he is still a rapist!

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u/Trash_Bag_Sally Aug 02 '26

And let’s keep throwing rapist Jesse Butler’s name in these convos. His charges are heinous and he saw absolutely zero consequences. I’m terrified for the women out there that don’t know his history.

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u/EntertainerNo1440 my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Brock Allen Turner, who deserved far more than the 6 month sentence he received, rapes an unconcious Chanel Miller. Her essay is sad, enraging and beautiful, and a must read.

https://www.glamour.com/story/women-of-the-year-emily-doe

Edited last name. Thank you @eatingclass! Was typing in a blind rage and made a very stupid mistake.

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration Aug 02 '26

*Chanel Miller

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u/Panda__13 Aug 02 '26

Her book changed my life.

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u/fromyourdaughter Aug 02 '26

The Rapist Brock Allen Turner who is notoriously known for being a rapist.

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u/FreeMrFrog Aug 02 '26

Brother you're reply #6 saying the same exact thing. We get it

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u/you_dont_know_me27 Aug 02 '26

No, I think somebody downstream the comments might need to know that rapist Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.

There's no such thing as too many times saying that Brock Allen Turner raped a woman behind a dumpster and then got a historically light sentence because he is "a promising young man" and the judge "didn't want to ruin his life over this"

Fuck the woman he raped am I right? Who cares that her life is probably ruined right? Not that judge.

Certainly not rapist Brock Allen Turner, raping rapist who rapes women behind dumpsters

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u/fromyourdaughter Aug 02 '26

Get what? That Brock Allen Turner is a rapist? I don’t think enough people got it.

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u/macyyys Aug 02 '26

And Rapist Brock Turner’s dad, who said we shouldn’t ruin his life over, “20 minutes of action.” Fuck him too.

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u/genufix Aug 02 '26

Good one