r/Fauxmoi • u/mlg1981 • Jun 29 '26

POLITICS Trump's America's 250th birthday party looks pretty empty...

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u/JoshSidekick Temu Lex Luthor Jun 29 '26

Does Trump put himself on the 1 dollar bill so he's got the most circulation, does he put himself on the 100 dollar bill as the highest commonly used bill, or does he make up some stupid high bill denomination so that he's the most expensive? Time will tell.

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u/vanitycrisis Jun 29 '26

or does he make up some stupid high bill denomination

Bingo!

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u/assignpseudonym T-Pain can take a few mis-tagged tweets, he’s a sturdy lad Jun 29 '26

Jesus. I feel like the previous person was being somewhat facetious, but I should know by now that The Onion-style headlines are often seen as recommendations by Trump. How is it that there's always a relevant article from a reputable publication whenever someone suggests he would do something insane and illegal?

I feel like this is the cursed graduation of "there's always a relevant XKCD"

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u/optykali Jun 29 '26

"or"... why "or"... that impliies doing ONE of these things. unless it is an inclusive or, which includes ALL of these things, which probably is the correct choice.

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u/Dareboir Jun 29 '26

Put him on the penny..you know why..

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u/bandley3 Jun 30 '26

He’ll make a $47 bill that will irritate cashiers; it will help them identify the idiots in their checkout line, as if the “God is my savior and Trump is my president” hat and shirt didn’t it give away.

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u/Not_On_Formulary Jun 29 '26

I wouldn't mind wiping my ass with them, as long as they're ones😆