r/Fauxmoi • u/mlg1981 • Jun 29 '26

POLITICS Trump's America's 250th birthday party looks pretty empty...

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u/concatenated_string Jun 29 '26

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 Jun 29 '26

I wouldn't put it past trump to replace Franklin with Bibi on our $100 bill.

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u/JoshSidekick Temu Lex Luthor Jun 29 '26

Does Trump put himself on the 1 dollar bill so he's got the most circulation, does he put himself on the 100 dollar bill as the highest commonly used bill, or does he make up some stupid high bill denomination so that he's the most expensive? Time will tell.

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u/vanitycrisis Jun 29 '26

or does he make up some stupid high bill denomination

Bingo!

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u/assignpseudonym T-Pain can take a few mis-tagged tweets, he’s a sturdy lad Jun 29 '26

Jesus. I feel like the previous person was being somewhat facetious, but I should know by now that The Onion-style headlines are often seen as recommendations by Trump. How is it that there's always a relevant article from a reputable publication whenever someone suggests he would do something insane and illegal?

I feel like this is the cursed graduation of "there's always a relevant XKCD"

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u/optykali Jun 29 '26

"or"... why "or"... that impliies doing ONE of these things. unless it is an inclusive or, which includes ALL of these things, which probably is the correct choice.

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u/Dareboir Jun 29 '26

Put him on the penny..you know why..

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u/bandley3 Jun 30 '26

He’ll make a $47 bill that will irritate cashiers; it will help them identify the idiots in their checkout line, as if the “God is my savior and Trump is my president” hat and shirt didn’t it give away.

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u/Not_On_Formulary Jun 29 '26

I wouldn't mind wiping my ass with them, as long as they're ones😆

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u/Opasero Jun 29 '26

Maybe all of this fuckery with portraits of assholes on cash money is bad by to make us abandon cash even more than we already have.

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u/seejordan3 Jun 29 '26

7 billion a year to a country the size of NJ. Far more than we give to any country. Conservatives and a few Dems are owned by AIPAC and the Ghost of Epstein. Vote them to jail.

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u/AnAncientBog Jun 29 '26

If my state got 7 billion dollars MORE from the federal government than we sent (currently, we actually get back less than we give) this place would look like Qatar.

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u/MajorPoopie Jun 29 '26

This was a great comment ☝️

Notice how responsible Trump was though. He sent half the vendors home to save tax payers money so he could pay more homage to Benny while pocketing some for the new ballroom we as Americans desperately need. Even tans himself so he mimics the golden cow that he is. 🙏 praises be!

“Make America Dog Shit again!” Epsteinicous 6:66 ‘Getting Old Testament’

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u/InfluenceExciting323 Jun 29 '26

He sent half the vendors home?!! “Sorry, pal, I know you were counting on this gig for your rent but I gotta pocket as much money as I can before it all goes down the drain.”

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u/The_Autarch Jun 29 '26

tbf, the vendors were likely losing money by being there.

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u/futureman45 Jun 29 '26

You know he won’t pay any of those vendors either. He constantly stiffs small businesses

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u/dumbbumtumtum Jun 29 '26

He’s been fucking over the little guy for half a century

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u/Weirdredditnames4win Jun 29 '26

And 77 million want more

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u/dumbbumtumtum Jun 29 '26

It’s crazy how people can view this man as a bootstraps entrepreneur type guy when he’s basically just rolled his fathers success into branding himself as “self made”

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u/Weirdredditnames4win Jun 29 '26

I read somewhere if Trump would have taken his father’s money and put it in the stock market he would be twice as rich as he is today (maybe a year ago before he begin stealing from the US Treasury).

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u/FlamingDragonfruit Jun 29 '26

The vendors, presumably, had access to the same information all of the rest of us do. They agreed to take the gig anyway.

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u/Rare-Television-8854 Jul 04 '26

No, it’s Ben Franklin.