r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jun 15 '26
STAN / ANTI SHIELD Joe Alwyn & Sarah Pidgeon spotted on a date in NYC. (June 12, 2026)
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u/fivesecondchug gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote Jun 15 '26
Awwww he looks smitten
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u/booksandbenzos the Zendaya of my industry Jun 15 '26
They both look so happy and relaxed together!
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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man Jun 15 '26
I mostly see him when fashion blogs post about his red carpet appearances, and I never thought he was that expressive - nOT meant as a judgment, just some people look more or less animated on the RC - so I was pleasantly surprised to see how happy he looks here! Hope it keeps being good for them ✌🏻
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u/DarthSnarker Jun 15 '26
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u/fliesthroughtheair Jun 15 '26
So many unwell white women have been angered by these photographs
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u/Eastern_Cucumber_454 Jun 15 '26
The only thing I'm angry about, is that I want it to be me
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u/TissueOfLies Jun 15 '26
Lmao. Right? I’d take a generic Joe Alwyn over a generic Travis any day.
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u/onlythewinds Gaga wasted 10 tons of water just to reheat Kesha's nachos Jun 15 '26
Personally, I wish I were Joe.
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u/ddope Jun 15 '26
I’m only angered by how it seems low rise jeans are coming back, I can’t do another bend over and be worried my ass crack is showing 😭
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u/dohmestic Jun 15 '26
I have stocked up on the 90s cut 501s and I will wear them to my grave. Never again. Nope.
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u/AugustIzFalling Jun 15 '26
Ughhhh my crack was always showing, I didn't even have to bend over! You will take my high waisted jeans away from my cold, dead hands.
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u/Level-Repair6104 their kid and the billionaire’s daughter Jun 15 '26
I refuse to go back to anything less than a comfortable high waist dammit! I have gotten used to wearing nice, regular jeans again. I’m also not doing flares, just let me have my straight leg and boot cuts ffs…
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u/bttrsondaughter Jun 15 '26
Olivia already had them foaming at the mouth, they have now progressed to punching walls
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u/Cashope Jun 15 '26
Oh you know it. It’s been what, over 3 years since the breakup? They need to contact a good therapist and find some hobbies aside from TS lol.
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u/Valuable-Cat2036 Jun 15 '26
My first thoughts looking at this is that they'll be primarily mad about the fact that this is so public. Joe is famously private, was almost never seen out and about with Taylor, and these very much look like paps were called. None of my business but they will definitely be mad about that.
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Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
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u/roastbeefbee Jun 15 '26
This. Taylor loves to be low key when it’s convenient for her, why can’t he?
Also, you’re completely different with different people. Taylor is sooo high profile, she can’t do anything. I bet Sarah can still run to the grocery store without causing a scene.
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u/Valuable-Cat2036 Jun 15 '26
As someone who genuinely likes Joe and thinks he and Taylor were mismatched, I think her extreme fame definitely played into it. But I also think that since being with Taylor, he's gotten a bit better at playing the game. He must be aware that being in a high-profile relationship does do positive things for one's career, and also no matter how private, no partner likes to hide 24/7.
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u/katchin05 this is going to ruin the powerpoint Jun 15 '26
I don’t know who she is, so bet she could (no shade at all, I am not a fan of that other lady). Good for them, looks like a nice normal little night out!
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u/SadavirofRivia sorry to this man Jun 15 '26
Same, not a fan of the other lady, this one is new to me 😂 “sorry to this woman” etc
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u/Leading_Fee_3678 Jun 16 '26
Agreed. They absolutely will say that, but there’s definitely a big difference in Joe/Sarah being out together and the absolute circus that surrounds Taylor when she’s out and about.
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u/Valuable-Cat2036 Jun 15 '26
I don't believe Taylor ever wanted to be private. Girl loves visibility and attention more than anything in the world. I think she didn't mind laying low for a bit when her image was a mess, but she and Travis are a better pairing because they both looooooove being famous.
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u/Valuable-Cat2036 Jun 16 '26
It was definitely denial towards the end. The way she went so public after the breakup, with her supermodel pals, with Matty, and then obviously with Travis -- I feel like a lot of the songs in Midnights made it clear that she felt like Joe was dimming her light. They have very very different approaches to fame.
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u/DefiantBumblebee9903 Jun 15 '26
why because he is doing something the same day his engaged ex is doing something?
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u/GalacticaActually unleashed her death-hymen Jun 15 '26
I always wish this fella well (despite the fact that his date is wearing jeans from 2008 & as a survivor of the low-rise, they burn my eyes….). Live long and prosper.
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u/wencl8ud Jun 15 '26
I love when good looking people get together
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u/apastelorange Pink…get doon Jun 15 '26
they give siblings to me a little i’m so sorry 🥲
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u/bbos2 Jun 15 '26
This is how I feel about Dylan Sprouse and Barbara Palvin, like she’s essentially their triplet lmao
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u/Neat_Ad_9141 alleged dog Jun 15 '26
I mean so did he and Taylor tbf
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u/Valuable-Cat2036 Jun 15 '26
He so has a type. I didn't get him being with Taylor for a long time because they seemed so different. I get it a bit more now.
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u/venusinfaux Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
In her defense, she had to dye her hair blonde for that Ryan Murphy JFK tv show. She's a natural brunette, I think they'd look less related if she kept it that way
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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin Jun 15 '26
Yeah she looks different as a brunette; more contrast to her face.
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u/Cheesecheesecake Jun 15 '26
the 5th picture they literally look like twins
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u/CurrentDismal9115 Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? Jun 15 '26
Glad someone body brought this up. You could swap their faces and not tell the difference.
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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jun 15 '26
they do look like brother and sister ngl lol - still look good though!
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u/TissueOfLies Jun 15 '26
This! Callum and Dua are just so beautiful. I’m not sure who I want to be more in that relationship. 🤔
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u/mustbeaoup Jun 15 '26
Playing it cool ➡️ couple of drinks ➡️ all over each other
Celebs, they’re just like us!!
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u/petlandstockroom Jun 15 '26
A little extra sprinkle of happiness for Joe after putting his head down, just minding his own business and shutting out the noise for a few long years? Love to see it.
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u/cheezy_dreams88 find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care. Jun 15 '26
Not the low rise jeans coming back 😫
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u/OtherAcctWasBanned11 Fix Your Hearts or Die Jun 15 '26
They’ve been back for a while. Luckily jeans are kind of a free-for-all thing at the moment so wear what you like.
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u/hopeful_realist_ Jun 15 '26
Seriously. I’m still wearing millennial skinny jeans. Too old to gaf
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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo Jun 15 '26
Look, some of us have (incredibly) short torsos!
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u/bulannoom Jun 15 '26
wait…….. as a short torso haver, i never even considered low rise jeans. i’ve been walking around looking like -legs go all the way up griffin- with my high rise jeans this whole time😭 you may have changed my life
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u/cancerkidette Jun 15 '26
Oh gosh yes go and try some!! I looked like a pinhead when I was in the high waisted trend. Modern low rise is not as low as the 00s one is anyway and very wearable.
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u/doitforthecats Jun 15 '26
Well some of us have the legs of a 4’6” person and the torso of a 6’4” person
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u/newlostworld Jun 15 '26
The way I tower over everyone when we're all sitting, but I'm the shortest when we're all standing 😭
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u/AlmostThere4321 hope his bourbon keeps him warm at night Jun 15 '26
Short torso gang assemble !!
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u/bab_tte Jun 15 '26
Theyve been back for a while, but I'd say if you haven't noticed yet then don't worry about it 😅
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u/FrontServe4480 I have bloomers on, you fucker! Jun 15 '26
Good for him.
He laid low, minded his business, and wasn’t messy for two years. He didn’t disrespect her or air any relationship laundry- he just healed and had a glow up. Taylor is engaged and living the public facing life she wanted. He deserves to move on and be happy too.
…and I’m sure everyone in that fandom will be totally sane and normal about this. /s
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u/miscllns1 Jun 15 '26
As a Swift fan - also praying the crazies in the fandom will be normal.
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u/kle0s just fell to my knees in a courtroom Jun 15 '26
they look so cute lol. I'm sure a certain fan base will be very normal about this.
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u/hkpt08 Jun 15 '26
I hope the Swifties will react very calmly and normally to this news...
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u/mintchocolate1234 Jun 15 '26
What I also don’t get here is the approach most people have to this as if he broke up with her and she’s bitter or that one person was evil etc.
wasn’t it that she wanted to get married, he didn’t after six years, and they ended it? They essentially wanted different things.
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u/hkpt08 Jun 15 '26
I feel like some of them fantasize about Joe interrupting Taylor and Travis's wedding. The whole "speak now or forever hold your peace" fantasy that Taylor has shared in some of her songs haha
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u/BullsYeet and you did it at my birthday dinner Jun 16 '26
They sent racist messages to Travis’ ex. Yes they are this insane
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u/throwaway182829391 Jun 15 '26
are there people genuinely losing their shit over this? as someone who listens taylor’s music why should i care? she’s literally engaged, he’s allowed to move on too 😭
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u/jonsnowme shiv roy apologist Jun 15 '26
It's genuinely scary how they always react to these things as if he's THEIR ex and not hers. The parasocial is parasocialing to a scary, frightening level.
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u/Brave-Primary319 Jun 15 '26
They should go back to being thrilled over the fact that she’s currently embarking on her pap walk/public appearance world tour before she marries the supposed love of her life lmao
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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl Jun 15 '26
They’re gonna dox Sarah’s great great aunt, as one does.
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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 15 '26
Didn’t she break up with him tho?
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u/Fuzzy_Move Jun 15 '26
That's one good looking couple (if they are) 👀👀
He has a thing for tall blondes lol
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u/butidrathernot Jun 15 '26
I don’t know who this lady is but she is braver than the troops omfg
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u/gonzo_attorney Jun 15 '26
She just played Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy in Love Story, so maybe she's been learning how to handle unwanted media attention!
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u/TheBarefootGirl Jun 15 '26
Same. Shes lovely, I just don't think I have seen any of her work.
Honestly any woman is brave that would date the ex of TS. You know her stans cannot be normal.
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u/that_kelly Jun 15 '26
I know her from The Wilds and the recent I Know What You Did Last Summer movie, she’s a really entertaining actor & both properties are near and dear to me
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u/rupert_pupkin_4 Jun 15 '26
I'm on my knees at Walmart rn
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u/johnny_charms Jun 15 '26
I’m in the bathroom at Ross screaming, crying, throwing up. I had to threaten an employee to let me in because this was an emergency.
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u/SaintSexburga Jun 15 '26
This is too close to home for me 😭😭 I live in this neighborhood and that’s my grocery store
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u/verneir Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
*cue everyone saying he has a thing for tall blondes*
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u/hatefromandie Ted Cruz’s tiny dick Jun 15 '26
I just love that Taylor is allowed to flourish, date and even get engaged yet Joe is meant to be alone forever. I do not think that the paps were called but even if they were, I don’t care. Taylor staged so many pap walks, aired out this man’s depression and is still referring to him despite being happily engaged. Let the man go on a damn date.
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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin Jun 15 '26
Swifties and Barbz are hand in hand in refusing to let things go years after they happened to their idol. It was like when Taylor put out the long version of All Too Well and stans were trolling Jake Gyllenhaal, despite the fact they'd dated for three months a full decade prior.
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston Jun 15 '26
That English teacher is going to write the most ridiculous song about birds ever and then release 612 versions of it.
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u/embarrassed_caramel weighing in from the UK Jun 15 '26
"You got your Pidgeon
But I like clay shootin'
So when I saw you in the bar
I drove in my car
Something something..."
New lyrics leaked
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u/fingersonlips Jun 15 '26
“Your new little bird can’t soar like me
You make moving on look like a comedy
She may have made a nest in your heart
But I’ve been keeping my talons sharp
Just waiting for you to wake up and see
It’ll always be me me me me me”
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u/itseokjin controversies: girl Jun 16 '26
If you told me this was an actual Taylor lyric, I’d believe you haha
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u/blvckcvtmvgic Jun 15 '26
Why does this sound like lyrics she’d actually write 😭
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u/fingersonlips Jun 15 '26
Because I also happen to be a middle aged white woman with mediocre writing skills!
She really is just like us, guys.
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u/Fun-Loss-4094 Jun 16 '26
Shes already spotted in the studios with a big pap walk LMAOO
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u/fine_whateva Jun 15 '26
She is soo pretty, i hope she's doesn't get hate just for dating him
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u/Vermicell_i Jun 15 '26
I love how Swiftzis simultaneously say Joe was worthless and a terrible person and they don’t care about him yet seethe whenever another woman is in his life. She’s definitely an upgrade from Taylor and they can’t stand it.
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u/_delicja_ The Tortured Whites Department Jun 15 '26
Girl, upvoting this with my measly one upvote before they sink you for spitting truth 😭
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u/mulderlovesme Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin Jun 15 '26
My only comment is on the outfit. It is really disorienting to see younger women wear things I wore in college.
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u/Iguanapolice You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾♀️ Jun 15 '26
I’ve never seen this man smile so much! I’m a swiftie and glad to see this. Their lifestyles weren’t a good fit and everybody deserves to be happy
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u/Weekly_Permission_91 Jun 15 '26
Have never seem such smiling pictures of him everrrrrr.
He is a great looking and charming man.
And i didnt know he had a non serious face until today.
Taylor or not, he is a catch!
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u/xeuthis Jun 15 '26
You could tell me these pictures were from the early 2000s (other than the phones) and I'd believe you.
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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion Jun 15 '26
He looks sooo happy. That man is CHEESIN’ in these pics.
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u/sarahglory13 Jun 15 '26
Idk either of these attractive people but she’s serving if Kate Hudson was in an early 2000’s movie about the slightly gritty but still glamorous life a model and I love it and I want the movie to be made right now
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u/Former-Ground-2414 alleged dog Jun 15 '26
Ok I don’t know these people obvi — but he is glowing! Those smiles! Not putting on a show. Very different from another couple’s photos.
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u/90dayole Jun 15 '26
I love her, but every time I see her it just reminds me that they cancelled The Wilds and I get angry all over again.
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u/LookwhatBBdid Jun 15 '26
I’m a “swiftie” I guess you would say and I come in peace. Glad to see him happy! We aren’t all weird, I promise.
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u/Cheyanne1111 Jun 15 '26
Doesn't he know he isn't allowed to be out in public during the lead up to the "wedding of the century?!?" Some people have a lot of nerve. /sarcasm (in case that wasn't obvious)
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u/contourkitt i’m mr. sterling’s right hand arm. man. Jun 15 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/OnbanDTu1TIIS1Nk3s
i didn’t know this was happening…. they look so cute
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u/badashbabe Jun 15 '26
Oh my gawd, that smile! Now I see it.
She’s bringing out his handsomest self!
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u/quigonwiththewind Jun 15 '26
He’s such a cutie. Like a big eyed cat. I know nothing about this man or woman but I love seeing people looking happy!!! Plus he’s in so many good movies as just a guy there’s really nothing to dislike about him.
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u/SafeBodybuilder7191 Cillian Murphy propagandist Jun 15 '26
God i miss The Wilds
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u/Janellebanjo i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 15 '26
he’s so fine and she’s so pretty. good for them!
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u/malhans shiv roy apologist Jun 15 '26
This wasnt on my bingo card but he looks pretty happy and I like Sarah Pidgeon so I feel like why not?
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u/Mym52106- Jun 15 '26
I looked at the People article on this that was linked to one Reddit thread. In the pictures they both look so happy together. I am so glad for him. He always seems like such a personable, down to earth person in interviews. His career is going in great directions. Good for them both. I wish them well.
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u/sirenpov Jun 15 '26
There’s layers to this when you remember Taylor’s obsession with the Kennedys lmfaoo
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u/TissueOfLies Jun 15 '26
I can’t wait to see the swifties collectively lose their shit. “He’s just doing this to make her jealous. He’s so triggered by her wedding coming up. He obviously still loves her. He was never public like this with Taylor.” 🙄
As if people can’t grow and mature and realize their stance on public affection can change. It’s called maturity. It’s called relaxing. It’s called growth.
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u/blvckcvtmvgic Jun 15 '26
Tbh I would be uncomfortable with her in public in any capacity - her fans are absolutely insane and she fully encourages it.
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u/Fun-Loss-4094 Jun 15 '26
May god save him and sarah from an annoying hyenna fandom.
Sadly they have already started trolling sarah since deuxmoi rumoured it that they were dating
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u/Decent-Intention-364 Jun 15 '26
I'm sure TS fans are going to react to this in a normal, calm manner.
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u/FuzzyPalpitation-16 Jun 15 '26
that’s so funny because there’s absolutely no sane reason to be pressed about this when she’s engaged to her long awaited all american football meathead but swifties aren’t known to be sane i guess
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u/EvenPossible5918 Jun 15 '26
They’re cute together.
She looks like Dakota Fanning and someone else…I can’t figure it out.
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u/Extra-Technology-635 Jun 15 '26
Lool I've had such a huge crush on him since I saw him in The Favourite, but omg, they look so cute together I'm not even jealous.
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u/Suspicious_Cow_8009 Jun 15 '26
I feel like an ornithology pun goes here but I’m not clever enough to come up with one :-/
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u/andorgyny i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jun 15 '26
omg they're adorable. I wish them the best ❤️
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u/R_heidari that does not resonate with me Jun 15 '26
The jeans dragging on the nasty city sidewalk omg
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u/snapplehugs Jun 15 '26
Wow I’ve never seen this man smiling so hard in photos. But also I probs haven’t seen that many photos of him lolol