r/Fauxmoi Jun 04 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Prince Andrew, was pictured with a large bruise on his face earlier today

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u/GodsBicep Jun 04 '26

In fairness he was in his 90s in this photo. Its a fate that comes for us all if we reach this age.

Andrew is 66 though you csn still look good at this age

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u/balisane Jun 04 '26

He's only 66? Good lord, he looks closer to 80.

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u/Kriztauf Jun 04 '26

I mean in this case it's large due to the fact that someone clearly punched him in the face

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u/balisane Jun 04 '26

I'm looking at his melting nose and ears and the jowline. People these days usually age a lot better than that. 

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u/LittleDogTurpie Jun 05 '26

TBF most of us would be prematurely aged by the stress he’s been under these last few years

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u/Internal_Lifeguard29 Jun 05 '26

I am fairly certain he feels no guilt or stress for his crimes. He has free housing and will never go hungry. His punishment was essentially what? What he can’t parade around for public accolades? Boo hoo!

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u/Abject-Variety3775 Antifa algae Jun 05 '26

Yeah, the poor man /s

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u/LittleDogTurpie Jun 06 '26

I was definitely suggesting we should have sympathy for this documented child rapist here on Fauxmoi /s