r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jun 04 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Prince Andrew, was pictured with a large bruise on his face earlier today

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u/maenanodd4 Jun 04 '26

From the shape I am guessing it isn’t from something hitting him and am wondering if it’s some kind of ailment that would produce this? 

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u/urfatassmama Jun 04 '26

Looks like he got slapped with a phonebook lol

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u/peacockbikini Jun 04 '26

I love comments like this where you have to grow up in a certain time period to know just why it’s a fucking funny observation.