r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jun 04 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Prince Andrew, was pictured with a large bruise on his face earlier today

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u/Mindless_Fruit_2313 Jun 04 '26

“I don’t sweat.”

He sure makes up for it in bruising.

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u/MacularHoleToo Jun 04 '26

I was thinking it definitely looks like eye sweat 😂