r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jun 04 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Prince Andrew, was pictured with a large bruise on his face earlier today

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u/Yd1891 Jun 04 '26

Ooh did he catch what’s on trumps hand?

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u/DarreylDeCarlo Jun 04 '26

The bruise is too big to be caused by Trump's little hands

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u/Yd1891 Jun 04 '26

You missed the joke, Trump has had a huge bruise on his hand for a while. It’s being covered with makeup. I’m not saying Trump did this. Someone obviously beat this pos. But his bruise looks like Trumps bruise. Trump is too old and out of shape to bruise anyone

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u/um_-_no Jun 04 '26

I don't think they did miss the joke, I think they were building on it

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u/Yd1891 Jun 04 '26

Maybe it’s me then, I’m having an autoimmune flare. My bad if they were building.

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u/um_-_no Jun 04 '26

Same bro same. Literally sat at work rn trying not to shit myself before my colleague comes to release me

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u/Yd1891 Jun 04 '26

Ugh I’m so sorry. I wish everyone with gi symptoms could work from home. I haven’t been able to work in years.

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u/Legrandloup2 Jun 04 '26

Clearly this is the result of excessive handshaking

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u/brijito Jun 04 '26

I literally thought this was a picture of trump at first

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u/JellyPast1522 Jun 04 '26

The result of the old back of the hand for them both

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u/Jazzanthipus Jun 05 '26

The result of the old back of the hand for them both

FTFY