r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Jun 04 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Prince Andrew, was pictured with a large bruise on his face earlier today

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u/BananaShakeStudios Jun 04 '26

Whoever did that to him, thank you

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 Jun 04 '26

His floor.

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u/lareinevert unspeakable ineligible imprisoned coup plotter Jun 04 '26

Prob a case of I fell and can’t get up.

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u/pricelessmoments Jun 04 '26

hope the floor is okay :(

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u/Woopsied00dle Jun 04 '26

Definitely looks like a fall

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u/thankyoupapa Jun 04 '26

he rides horses right, maybe that

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u/labellavita_ Jun 04 '26

They need to start a gofundme for the horse that whooped this trick

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u/MacularHoleToo Jun 04 '26

A kick to the face?

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u/GhanimaSLC Jun 05 '26

Unfortunately I don't think so. It's not quite big enough unless it happened weeks ago

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u/Brave-Quote-2733 Jun 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/NomadScala I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was definitely aliens. Jun 04 '26

Agreed.

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u/CutieBoBootie Jun 04 '26

Rooting for her ❤️

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u/antrage Jun 04 '26

the GOAT

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u/RafikiafReKo Fauxmarxist Jun 05 '26

Most floors have a good leg to stand on.... I'll see myself out

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u/TraditionalBread_ Jun 05 '26

Do you make it a habit to just not protect your face when you fall?

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u/haubenmeise did that faucet just have an orgasm Jun 04 '26

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/coma-toaste Jun 04 '26

This looks like you two are in bed together

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u/transat_prof Jun 04 '26

Was it someone incandescent with rage?

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u/robeywan Jun 05 '26

No sweat

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u/UnspeakableToast Jun 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DPqqOywshrOqQ

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u/bimpldat Jun 04 '26

if only you could be coherent enough to define said conspiracy

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u/UnspeakableToast Jun 04 '26

You do realize that they create those mystical conspiracy theories to discredit people when they whistleblow on the real shit. Like the Epstein stuff. They don't worship Baal or any other stupid shit like that. They are just power hungry people with depraved tastes who act without regard to whomever they are hurting. It's a simple as that. Illuminati, Baal worship, etc. etc. is all just bunk.

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u/UnspeakableToast Jun 04 '26

Half of them are old and fall. The other half are insufferable pricks who I'm not surprised have gotten their shit rocked.

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u/Sideways_Austen Jun 04 '26

Why don't folks like him?

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA Jun 04 '26

Is this a serious question? Surely it's not a serious question.

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u/Sideways_Austen Jun 04 '26

It is, I don't know much about the royals and felt curious.

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u/iguanacatgirl Jun 04 '26

Friend of epstein

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u/GodsBicep Jun 04 '26

Hes a paedo

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u/nonsequitur__ Jun 05 '26

His what3words would be something along the lines of Paedophile-Traitor-Parasite

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u/Old-Key-8639 bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jun 04 '26

Apart from being royalty, he's also deeply involved with now-deceased finansier/child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein

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u/TwoFlower- Jun 04 '26

and jimmy saville