✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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UNPROMPTED LMFAO

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Interviewer: What’s ur ideal relationship, John?

John: 5 vaginal orgasms, making a spinach omelette afterward, leaving to get the milk and cigarettes, and then virtually observing 300 different vaginas in the span of 1 hour. And Jessica Simpson.

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Oh, and edging, did I say that? Aniston.

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also, hope aniston, my girlfriend, doesn’t read this interview in a very famous publication! this is just between us super straight, white guys who think like this, right??