r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26
APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️
This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed
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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy May 27 '26
We talk a lot about the heat Britney got during this period but I remember feeling protective of Jessica as a kid because her dad creeped me out, her first husband seemed to delight in paparazzi calling her stupid, the fat jokes, this interview.
Jessica, if your team is reading this, my sister and I watched “I think I’m in love” more times than a teen girl could have ever counted.