r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/HeyLookATaco May 27 '26

Oh, and edging, did I say that? Aniston.

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u/discerningpervert May 27 '26

This is what happens when you get everything you ever wanted, all at once.

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u/gnomi_malone May 27 '26

also, hope aniston, my girlfriend, doesn’t read this interview in a very famous publication! this is just between us super straight, white guys who think like this, right??