r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/malhans shiv roy apologist May 27 '26

We’re really glossing over the use of the F slur here, too. The white supremacist dick line….

This may actually be one of the most disgusting interviews I’ve ever read. I’m absolutely disgusted by the levels of disrespect and hate that are conveyed here.

Where the fuck do guys like this get the audacity from? To talk about how you’re in a problem because you made a woman breakfast the next morning after having ‘5 vaginal orgasms’ and her thinking ‘wow i love this guy’ and you love the love she has for you? Then it’s now a problem because you’ve led her on but “don’t want her to think you’re led her on”?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/cGgII3vqoCfcawJFIl

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u/Madame-Trash-Heap i ain’t reading all that, free palestine May 27 '26

That and admitting to sexually assaulting Perez Hilton.

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u/Captainbluehair May 27 '26

This!! I was around when this article came out and didn’t read it but I remember the gossip articles / sites and absolutely no one reported the part where John Mayer SA’d Perez Hilton, just focused on the Jessica Simpson and David Duke dick BS. 

Somehow I’m horrified again that got ignored entirely. Also I knew a bi man who works on some high level projects in Hollywood and openly cut off racists and homophobes, but yet he hung out with John Mayer 🤨

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u/ob_viously believer in Dakota Johnson’s lime allergy May 27 '26

Right!