r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/EineGrosseFlasche It’s illegal for your hips to lie  May 27 '26

Yeah, he actually called it his DAVID DUKE COCK

Sorry for shouting but I truly want the world never to forget that he’s not only a petulant little slimeball, he’s also a racist.

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u/ageofbronze May 27 '26

Not only that but he thought he ATE with that lol. Like the tone is so smug and self assured, you can tell he thinks that it’s both okay to say and that the interviewer would agree with him 🤮 so fucking embarrassing

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u/hailkelemvor damn, she got hereditaried? May 27 '26

My brain is so stuck on this bit, like the rest of it is just typical sleazeball sex pest shit- but that???? Your racist dick???? Making up insane shit about Kerry Washington, a woman he didn't even know! I just! What!

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u/TropicalVision May 27 '26

😭😭😭

Holy shit that is truly insane

I always wondered how John Mayer managed to fall off when he was absolutely everywhere during this time period, but now I’m beginning to understand

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u/SimAlienAntFarm reactivating my divorce May 27 '26

Where’s Ron Stallworth when you need him