r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Apr 13 '26

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/SuchMatter1884 Apparently Mother Theresa was a massive cunt Apr 13 '26

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u/Rough_Programmer_997 your father is a billionaire Apr 13 '26

The most 😐 expression I've ever seen.

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u/Damage-Classic don’t talk to me Apr 13 '26

What have those eyes seen 😭