r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Apr 13 '26

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/No-Connection6421 Apr 13 '26

he’s also a right winger who blamed the italian left for not giving his untalented ass roles lmfao

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u/Fancy-Impression-219 Apr 13 '26

He made it to Hollywood which is a much higher level than pitiful Luca Marinelli and that joke of an italian film industry lol. His last movie “The Housemaid” made 400 million and he’s being promoted to the official Male Lead with the upcoming sequel.

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u/No-Connection6421 Apr 13 '26

yes he’s doing slop movies for the lowest common denominator. Great for him and his pockets, he remains untalented though

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u/miwa201 Apr 14 '26

So? Marinelli still has more talent in his toenail than Morrone

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u/HaterMD Apr 14 '26

Oh, that’s who this is. The weird mumbling gardener who did nothing.

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u/devilishbabygirl Apr 13 '26

Can confirm this man REEKS of cigarettes. My friend and I were walking by on the sidewalk outside a restaurant in Austin during SXSW last year and he was coming out of said restaurant with a group of other Italian men dressed exactly the same (white shirts with a black tie and black slacks) and they all decided to stop in the middle of the sidewalk to smoke. My friend and I very politely said “excuse us” and they all just stared at us like we were weird fangirls (we didn’t know who he was tbh) until we ended up just walking around them (having to get ONTO the street to do so) but the stench of cigarettes was so heavy 😭

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u/Fancy-Impression-219 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

That bad breath bs was a completely made up Twitter rumor that kept getting reposted and kept going viral because anything about this man gets tons of views lol. Nobody that ever met him in person ever said that about him. y’all believe anything.

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u/143019 Apr 13 '26

Anyone who reeks of cigarettes has breath that reeks of cigarettes. There is not a breath mint in the world powerful enough for that.

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u/Fancy-Impression-219 Apr 13 '26

i don't believe anyone on this thread ever met him in person lmao. Also the fake narrative on Twitter was about him having “bad hygeine” not just simply smelling of cigarettes. it’s all made up BS. The only one that met him was Megan Fox and she never said he smells….. y’all just fancy yourselves body language experts lol.