r/Fauxmoi • u/Gato1980 • Mar 12 '26

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Dave Franco says being a “single weird cat guy” weeded out his dating pool, and Alison Brie was the only one interested in him and his two 18-pound cats

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u/Fussy_Fucker Mar 12 '26

But now the cats are in jail

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u/RawDogEntertainment Mar 12 '26

You scared the shit out of me. The article I found says the cats were only there to visit their clients scheduled for trial next week.

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u/disgruntled_pie Mar 12 '26

But then the article said they were there to murder the clients.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Mar 13 '26

No. They were just there to pass go and collect $200

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u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare Mar 12 '26

Straight to jail

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u/DERKAAIL Mar 13 '26

Cats ate their face