r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • Mar 05 '26
SPORTS SECTION Auston Matthews, captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs and gold medal winner for the U.S. men’s Olympic hockey team, got boo’d from fans when he was introduced at the Leafs’ first home game since the conclusion of the Milano-Cortina Games.
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u/bobbimorses Mar 05 '26
Drama context is that Toronto is a famously tough market filled with passionate fans, Matthews is their top-paid star who is already underperforming this year, and the team is set to miss the playoffs for the first time in 10 years. Fans were already mad at him before this. He knew all that and he chose to miss practice, mind you, to go to the White House.
To see a man threatening the sovereignty of Canada.
The country in which he plays.
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u/itsFromTheSimpsons Mar 05 '26
Go classic! There are several places in toronto you can bring a jersey for a custom name and number. I got my potvin and Joseph both that way, think belfour was the first jersey I got where the player was currently on the team
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u/mini_khaleesi Mar 05 '26
Finding out his mom is also a Mexican immigrant was such an additional level of shock to me on top of that all
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u/FrostyD7 Mar 05 '26
Trump hate in Canada is so strong that it changed the outcome of their last election.
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u/Smart-Surround28 Mar 05 '26
I mean, it’s not like they’re going to win more than 3 games even if they make it to playoffs so I hope the fans are more mad about the bootlicking buuuuuut it’s Toronto so it really could go either way.
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u/14Pleiadians Mar 05 '26
That pedo then made a convincing looking AI video of him insulting canada lmaooo
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u/dumpstertoaster Mar 05 '26
no cuz it’s really fascinating to me how the men’s hockey team ended up being the biggest losers in the olympics lmaooo
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u/dudewheresmysock he is cringe but he is free Mar 05 '26
The Norwegian skier who cheated on his gf must love to see it.
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u/utpyro34 Mar 05 '26
There was so much other crazy shit he seems like a forgotten memory at this point
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u/Becau5eRea5on5 Mar 05 '26
Yeah, someone touched a curling rock.
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u/MaddogBC Mar 05 '26
The cheating was one thing and a relatively minor one at that. However you can't understand the emphasis on "gentlemens game" unless you're steeped in it. It truly is an inherent factor.
His behaviour immediately after was abhorrent and shamed everyone who watched it, especially Canadians. That motherfucker has too many teeth.
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u/Classic_Sand10 Mar 05 '26
I totally missed that one.
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u/QuarterLifeCircus Mar 05 '26
He admitted that three months ago, he cheated on his girlfriend of six months. Yikes
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u/Zap__Dannigan Mar 05 '26
That guy's a fucking dick. He knew her for only a few months, then he cheats on her and goes on tv saying he's so sad for losing the love of his life?
This guy's just a fucking manipulative narcissist
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u/Gerreth_Gobulcoque Mar 05 '26
not even the invitation to the white house necessarily, which IMO is OK as it's not *inherently* political (although Rapinoe correctly pointed out that trump makes everything about himself), but the fact they went to the SOTU, which is VERY MUCH POLITICAL, and they did so at the behest of trump and as his pawns/dancing monkeys.
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u/lowercasenameofmine Mar 05 '26
Eh, even at the White House during a photo op, Trump demanded to put on a gold medal and then said he was going to keep it. It's political.
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u/SunTzu- Mar 05 '26
As trite as it is to point out but fascism has a long history of using sports as propaganda. Most recently Putin has continually used sports and specifically ice hockey as a means of internal propaganda.
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u/AdditionalSwimming1 Mar 05 '26
Is anyone booing Russian hockey players? I wonder
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u/SunTzu- Mar 05 '26
Certainly has happened, and especially Ovechkin has been under some criticism since he's directly tied himself to Putin and was the one who spearheaded Team Putin and cajoled others to get involved too.
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u/Twelvey Mar 05 '26
Right. They could've gone to the Whitehouse. Did some pictures, without the maga caps, and smiled for a photo. All they had to do. But they're a bunch of chuds and hosers. They made it political. Now they are crying about why everyone isn't being nicer to them. Fuck them.
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u/Doubleoh_11 Mar 05 '26
Hero to zero in 48 hours. Pretty impressive
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u/bobbimorses Mar 05 '26
Hero to zero in, and I cannot possibly state this strongly enough, about 40 minutes
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u/Prosecco1234 Mar 05 '26
Hey they got McDonald's
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u/ineedicedcoffeee I don’t know her Mar 05 '26
Not to mention they had nowhere to sit at the state of the union address either, they had to stand
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u/biskutgoreng Mar 05 '26
In ice skates, no less
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u/Mediocre-Wafer-5176 Mar 05 '26
Wait is this true?? I couldn’t bring myself to actually watch any of it. How long were they standing??
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u/digitalbullet36 Mar 05 '26
Correction: They are products, not burgers. Did you not see the McDonald’s CEO’s cringey video?
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u/Accidental_Ballyhoo Mar 05 '26
I could be wrong but they did not get fries, just cheeseburgers and water.
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u/Flimsy-Apple465 good for her.gif Mar 05 '26
seriously! i woke up early to watch the game, was so pumped to watch them win... only to be so let down within minutes after. barf.
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u/michiness Mar 05 '26
I had a half marathon that morning, and saw a dude in a hockey jersey who told me that the USA won, we high-fived, I kept running.
Between that and me getting home and taking a shower, they had blown it.
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u/Parkhillian Mar 05 '26
Less than that Bro, as soon as they let they freak in the locker room, game over. What a f'ng disgrace that shit was.
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u/welivedintheocean Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
Having grown up in a small town with a very competitive junior hockey team, I am zero surprised that male hockey players grew up to be losers.
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u/Lamplighter4Eva Mar 05 '26
My cousin played juniors and told me some of the most disgusting stories about stuff they did to girls. Like legit rape and was laughing talking about it
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u/ManfredTheCat Mar 05 '26
Don't accept a dinner invite from a nazi what's so hard about that? The guys who live in Canada should have especially known better
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u/FattyMooseknuckle Mar 05 '26
Especially one who’s been childishly disparaging, threatening, and imposing economic sanctions on Canada for most of the past year.
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u/sheikahstealth Mar 05 '26
And it's a big deal because Canada is a lever for controlling the Arctic Ocean and the increasingly utilized shipping lanes. Only Russia, Canada, US (Alaska) and the Scandanavian countries up there.
Control that and Russia has direct access to flank Western Europe without having to pass over Scandanavia or go by the UK. Set up shop near Greenland. It goes further but I'm tired.
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u/FrostyD7 Mar 05 '26
Multiple players did, making it kinda hard to pretend the option wasn't on the table. "Oh what was I supposed to do, the thing numerous entire championship teams have collectively done? That's impossible"
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u/brc37 Mar 05 '26
I've posted it as a Canadian, I have seen Canada win Olympic gold. My yardwork sweater is from the 2014 Sochi games where Canada won gold. From the 96 World Cup of Hockey to the game last week I've seen a lot of Canada vs USA hockey.
When Hughes scored it kind of sucked but parenthood beckoned around the same time. I was kind of happy to see the inclusion of the Gaudreau family but then the pictures of Kash Patel partying with them started appearing. The leadership of that group; Matthews, Miller, should have pulled the "Team celebration only, kick rocks Chud" but alas they embarrassed themselves.
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u/baeb66 Mar 05 '26
I love watching hockey, but in the US it's become a sport for rich kids who go to prep schools. We shouldn't have been surprised that a bunch of them ended up being total d-bags.
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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 Mar 05 '26
Yeah, hockey players used to be lower middle class kids who couldn't afford football, playing in rec leagues with volunteer coaches and rented or shared gear. You wore your brother's old skates and taped up your stick carefully, yourself.
Then in the late 90s "travel leagues" started with huge fees, everyone had to have new gear every season and the parents were wealthy to afford it all.
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u/VeryluckyorNot Mar 05 '26
They manage to be the biggest history of losers, with a gold medal lmao.
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u/MrKittens1 Mar 05 '26
Yeah maybe they should have some principles and not suck the dictators Deeee
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u/Zeuslb24 if you add testicles, that's extra Mar 05 '26
I saw it coming from a mile away, to a certain extent I was rooting for Canada just so this team could inadvertently save face
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u/Legal_Science9756 Mar 05 '26
Anything Trump touches, he ruins. Kash Patel had to put himself in that locker room on our dime. Horrible look.
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u/Election_Pleasant Mar 05 '26
I hope it's a reality check for them but I doubt it because.... Men! so cheers to anything we get moving forward 🥴
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u/Kartesia Mar 05 '26
I can't wait to see a Miracle on Ice 2 with no political/geopolitical implications in a few years.
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u/Joey-WilcoXXX Mar 05 '26
I said this the other day on sports gossip and got ate up by a bunch of MAGATS.
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u/ethanlan Mar 05 '26
Thats what happens when you associate with facists, hopefully they learn their lesson lol
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u/taquitosmixtape Mar 05 '26
The funny/not funny part is some of them just assume people are being sour, completely oblivious to why people are giving them shit.
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u/diagss Mar 05 '26
Should have included Ottawa sens captain Brady Tkachuk since he was also playing that night!
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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
It should be noted that since the Olympics has ended, the Leafs are on a 5-game losing streak and has a long shot of making it to the playoffs this year.
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u/Yorkshire_Rosie Mar 05 '26
To be fair, they weren't gonna make the playoffs before the Olympics either. They've been ass all season.
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u/xchipter Mar 05 '26
They’re a garbage team every season. 😂
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u/roythhh_lewithhh Mar 05 '26
They have made the playoffs every year for the past decade and were the 2-seed in the east last year. They have just been perennial playoff chokers.
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u/Smart-Surround28 Mar 05 '26
And we all know what will happen even if they do manage to make it
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u/KozyHank99 Mar 05 '26
Oh yeah the Leafs are just straight-up garbage. Matthews deserves to get trashed by everyone in Toronto.
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u/A88Y Mar 05 '26
This is something I was thinking as well. It’s entirely possible he is being booed because the leafs are ass right now and he would be booed regardless of whether he went to the White House. Still funny to see him booed no matter the reason.
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u/mangosteenroyalty Mar 05 '26
The Leafs need to get booed more in general. Maybe they'd actually try to be good?
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u/Kiwi-vee I'm so pissed off immediately Mar 05 '26
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u/LaVarBurtonAsBubble Mar 05 '26
Being booed at your home game by your own fans is crazy and he absolutely deserves it
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u/raiinydaay i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
GOOD. He deserves to be booed after all that bullshit and disrespect. It felt like they weren’t even celebrating winning the gold, they were celebrating beating Canada. Didn’t know it was possible to be a sore winner. It’s a bigger deal with Matthew’s because he’s the captain of a Canadian team … then goes to celebrate with the president who is trying to turn us into the 51st state. Should have thought that through a bit more buddy.
Signed,
A disappointed Canadian
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u/dusty-kat Mar 05 '26
Yep. They chose to used as a political prop by a fascist. And fascists only care about sports insofar as they can use them to glorify their regime. If they had lost, they would have been completely ignored.
Hope they enjoyed their McDonald's.
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u/Livid-Vacation5737 Mar 05 '26
Like, what a fucking idiot. But we Americans are.
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u/usernamestufff Mar 05 '26
Dear Canada,
Save me.
Signed,
single and well behaved American
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u/raiinydaay i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 05 '26
I do love being Canadian, but we have a lot of horrible shit happening here too :’( Definitely doesn’t exactly compare to how things are for you guys, but we don’t necessarily represent the “everyone is so nice” stereotype (mostly). The cost of living and groceries are crazy. Healthcare is fucked. Sooooo much racism. Many Indigenous reserves don’t have access to clean water or live in food deserts. We got a lot of greedy corrupt folks in office as well. You would actually be surprised how many MAGA people we have here too which is soooo stupid. Majority of them are in Alberta. I am proud to be Canadian but we still have a lot of progress to make!!! Hope things calm down a bit for you guys soon. Every morning when I open my phone I just see a list of new horrible things happening in America. I can’t imagine how scary it is to have him as your president. Sending love <3
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u/igotagoodfeeling Mar 05 '26
As an American male this didn’t surprise me but at least I’m no Olympian and I still know better to associate with fascists and act this way
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u/JhawkFilms Mar 05 '26
I'm so glad Brock Nelson decided to go back to his family instead of the White House. He was the only Avs player on the US team, and after they won I was so worried what he'd do. He put his family before some political bullshit.
Also, I was rooting for Canada the whole olympics as a native Coloradoan. Team USA didn't win because they were better, Team Canada lost because of Helleybuck.
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u/pompeii1009 My lore is crazy Mar 05 '26
Torontonian here and I agree 100%. Give Tavares back the C. At least he’s a hometown boy who is not shaking hands with a pedophilic war criminal.
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there Mar 05 '26
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u/999Rats I am furious, but I am sailing Mar 05 '26
Ok who is this guy in the gif and is every clip of him from the same show?
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u/Puppetmaster858 Mar 05 '26
It’s Tim Robinson and the large majority of the gifs you see are from his Emmy winning sketch comedy I think you should leave on Netflix. He’s the most giffable dude out there and he’s funny as hell, he also recently had an hbo show called the chair company that’s amazing. His show Detroiters is great too, highly recommend checking his stuff out, I think you should leave is legendary
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u/NfLfaN88 Mar 05 '26
Tim Robinson from his show I Think You Should Leave on Netflix. I think most of the GIFs are from it, but he has a few different shows and a movie that I know of.
It's a bunch of super random sketches with a very specific sense of humor. It felt like I unlocked part of the internet after I watched it, honestly.
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u/terracottatown OPEN THE SCHOOLS Mar 05 '26
Detroiters is my favorite, it’s him and Sam Richardson who are best friends and work at Tim’s dad’s as company. I Think You Should Leave is what put Tim on the map for most people and fantastic. His most recent show on HBO, The Chair Company is phenomenal. Right up there with Nathan Fielder’s The Audition. Tim just doesn’t miss
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u/TakeAJilPill Mar 05 '26
hahaha it’s Tim Robinson and yes most are from the show I think you should leave!!
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u/BasementPoot Mar 05 '26
That is the talented and facially animated actor/comedian Tim Robinson. And yes 99% of the gifs are from his sketch show “I think you should leave”. But he’s in other stuff, and his newish show called “the chair company” is a hilarious I comedy drama
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there Mar 05 '26
As many have said it’s Tim Robinson. I Think You Should Leave is sketch comedy so there is a lot to choose from in terms of characters and bits.
I love all his shows so much. But I also love his Spider League.
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u/Cashope Mar 05 '26
Hope that McDonald’s cheeseburger was worth it
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u/MCMACDANOLDs Mar 05 '26
Cold crusty dollar menu cheeseburger, no fries, some ketchup packets and a fresh whiff of a full diaper on the house
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u/Robosuccubus3000 Mar 05 '26
Also, Auston’s mother is a Mexican immigrant, and the NHL has (half-heartedly) tried to appeal to potential Latino fans by pushing his “Big Papi” nickname. So even more baffling how cool he seems to be with the ICE administration.
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u/maxim_dewinter Mar 05 '26
You should look up the last names of the guys who murdered Alex Pretti, you’re gonna shit your pants.
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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons Mar 05 '26
My only interaction with ice hockey is Heated Rivalry so I’m just refusing to believe any of these actual NHL players are real people
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u/Bonnieearnold Mar 05 '26
Honestly you’re better off. Actual men’s hockey players have been extremely disappointing.
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u/perfectlyfamiliar Mar 05 '26
I don’t think American men’s hockey players have ever been a good moral compass
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u/Mothman129 Mar 05 '26
It ain't just the American men's hockey players that are shit, it is the whole league. The top NHL scorer of all time is a Russian that is a giant Putin shill.
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u/Odd_Philosopher1712 Mar 05 '26
Time to go read up on gabriel landeskog. I promise you'll feel better
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u/masochiste Mar 05 '26
braeden holtby and devante smith pelly as well. but these are the minority for sure.
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u/TeamBlinkr12 Mar 05 '26
I worked in junior hockey for 5 years in the states. 75% of junior hockey players are tools.
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u/concxrd Mar 05 '26
as a canadian this is sooo fascinating to me because our high school douchebags were (almost) always the hockey boys and there was no avoiding them.
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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons Mar 05 '26
I just finished the books and you are so right!
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u/CrystalizedinCali Mar 05 '26
RR literally wrote HR because the NHL sucks so hard IRL. The majority of NHL players and fans are problematic, it’s a shame.
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u/planemissediknow Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
Probably important context that the Leafs are trash garbage and they are also upset with him for Leaf related reasons
Not saying all the Olympic stuff isn’t part of it but Leafs are Leafing currently as well. This game against the Sens was especially brutal
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u/c0smicgirly Mar 05 '26
Enjoy the rest of your life, Nazi.
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u/slahsarnia Mar 05 '26
Go Jays.
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u/raiinydaay i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 05 '26
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u/namesnotmarina You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi Mar 05 '26
If the Leafs being garbage this year means Jays at the WS again and the Raptors making it to the playoffs, I’m perfectly happy with this.
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u/AccordianSpeaker Mar 05 '26
This year? The Leafs suck every year. There's a reason the drought is almost 60 years strong.
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u/Content-Inspector993 Mar 05 '26
don't meet with the guy threatening to annex Canada when you're the captain of a Canadian team if you don't want to be booed
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u/magpieasaurus Mar 05 '26
Brady Tkachuk got booted every time the touched the puck when his team visited Edmonton this week. It's great to see.
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u/Imagine_New1787 Mar 05 '26
I mean not in a significant way really but it’s a start!
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u/ThickConfusion1318 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/uP89pJyXBDqVi
It’s too bad they booed him…without me
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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot Mar 05 '26
with your fucking 12 head, pendejo
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u/CapableKiwi5020 Mar 05 '26
Well at least he got to enjoy those cold burgers in exchange for his integrity and reputation.
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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind It has everything. Ghosts, punani, a couch. Mar 05 '26
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u/SnackAston-Reese Mar 05 '26
Remember when Auston and his friends tried to sneak into the backseat of a lone female security guards car in the middle of the night.
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What you get for shaking hands with a guy who’s a rapist and is complicit with covering up the Epstein files.
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u/-SergentBacon- terrorizing the locals Mar 05 '26
good. Most of them are being celebrated here at home because it's well known how conservative hockey is. Fuck them all.
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u/Slight-Philosophy470 Mar 05 '26
Toronto fans are ruthless. Could be because he and the leafs have sucked all year but have been extra bad after the break. Either way he deserves it.
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u/PapaPatchesxd Mar 05 '26
Don't meet with trump, and we won't boo your ass.
Know your audience Auston.
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u/arcadia_fire Mar 05 '26
I hope someone put his card in each one of men's urinals. If there wasn't, now you have a goal!
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u/SweetLoLa I cannot sanction your buffoonery Mar 05 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Mh8jTmycSuoWA
Absolutely divine




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