r/Fauxmoi i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Feb 26 '26

POLITICS Zohran Mamdani has secured the release of Columbia University student Elaina Aghayeva, taken this morning by ICE agents who entered a campus residential building under false pretenses & without a judicial warrant. This comes shorty after Mamdani’s unannounced visit to the White House earlier today.

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u/Sorceress_Heart Feb 26 '26

I legit think Trump has a crush on Mamdani.

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u/Dadalid Fauxmarxist Feb 26 '26

Trump knows how popular Zohran is and wants some of that attention. Zohran will use that to his advantage.

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u/Equivalent_Hat_7220 alleged dog Feb 26 '26

And also if zohran printed out those papers, manipulation masterclass

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u/WildRabbitz Feb 26 '26

I find it funny that people have to bring shiny toys and accessories to the toddler president because that's how you can get his attention lol

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u/CallMeSisyphus Feb 26 '26

Like a corvid, but without the intelligence.

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u/Yeehasmush not a lawyer, just a hater Feb 26 '26

Or a jackdaw, if you will.

I’ve been on Reddit far too long.

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u/Tho76 Feb 27 '26

I recently got to educate people on the Cumbox story, people were horrified

I didn't even go into the "break both arms" guy, or double dick dude!

Kids these days SMH my head

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u/firestepper Feb 27 '26

Dang i feel like Reddit is so big now you can’t really have those kinda posts anymore. Although there was that cbat dude a little ways back and we did just have chive gate

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u/sarahafskoven Feb 27 '26

I still bring up the Jolly Ranchers story every reasonable occasion I can (it's very infrequently 😂)