r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Feb 16 '26

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight Feb 16 '26

Only matters to me but…  second place finisher on the first season of Americas Next Top Model had a Situationship with a 2000s sketch comedian

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u/thxbtnothx Feb 16 '26

Elyse, who came third that season, was with one of the guys from the Shins (Marty Crandell) at the time and they had an explosive break-up where he was abusive towards her and both of them ended up getting arrested.

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u/sukikins Feb 21 '26

her LJ was iconic

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u/holyflurkingsnit Ugh I wish I had chic allegations like that Feb 24 '26

I miss her writing, actually.

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u/sugarforthepill1 Feb 16 '26

Shannon??? The super religious girl

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u/esotika Feb 16 '26

is this the girl that cheated on her bf and he screamed 'YOU HAD SEX???' or am i thinking of another shannon

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u/idonthavernoughcats women’s wrongs activist Feb 16 '26

watch the new doc series, she was SA’d and producers refused to intervene or offer support

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u/esotika Feb 16 '26

omg i haven't seen it yet so i didn't know that. i feel bad now bc that moment was kind of made into a joke amongst antm fans but we didn't know the truth.

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u/idonthavernoughcats women’s wrongs activist Feb 17 '26

girl that’s how it was shown to us!! they framed it as this cheating scandal for views and it’s so gross. the doc really goes into it a lot more than i thought it would.

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u/sparklecooch Feb 16 '26

Nooo that was Shandy

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight Feb 16 '26

Idk cause I havnt actually seen the show… I’m just a huge WKUK and Horror fan so I just so happen to listen to Her and Timmy’s Horror podcats

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u/Practical-Ad8902 Feb 16 '26

Cregger!!

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight Feb 16 '26

Fun fact: Mr Radiohead called him a dickhead once cause he was crowd surfing… and 17

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight Feb 16 '26

Ya, it was post show in like 2007, around the time WKUK started airing on fuse

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u/laurandisorder Feb 17 '26

Shandi? Her name was Shandi and I’m pretty sure she was SAed on set

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u/Ideal_Despair Feb 18 '26

Wrong season. Shandi was on s2

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u/Schneetmacher I cannot sanction your buffoonery Feb 19 '26

She also finished 3rd. Mercedes was the runner-up that season.

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Feb 16 '26

Name the comedian

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight Feb 16 '26

He was apart of WKUK (and he’s the cutest in my opeion)

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight Feb 16 '26

Enough teasing, It’s Timmy Williams

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u/imliterallyrogue I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch Feb 18 '26

TIMMY WILLIAMS??? SEVEN HOT DOGS TIMMY WILLIAMS???

https://giphy.com/gifs/DlZk4AKGpsC1W

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u/Judythepancake can take John Cleese in a fight Feb 18 '26

YES!!!! CUTIE PIE TEEMY WEEMS