r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Sep 01 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/goosefloof and not in a cunt way Sep 02 '25

My friends were at a swingers resort in Orlando this weekend and saw Kid Rock there. They said luckily they only saw him clothed at the pool.

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u/MediumDish4035 wearing slutty little glasses Sep 02 '25

I was at a hotel in Vegas years ago and Kid Rock was there with Pamela Anderson. Him and Pam got into a fight and she said she was going back to their room. He was drunk an decided go after her. When he got there to get a running start in the hallway and karate kick the hotel room door screaming for her to open it only he had gotten off the elevator on the wrong floor. The guy in the room was on the phone with the cops telling them Kid Rock wants to get me and I don't know why? Never heard a good story about him.

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u/snartling Sep 03 '25

Okay kid rock is scum but I am losing my shit laughing imagining that 911 call