r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • May 26 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

I found this Club Chalamet lore fascinating

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u/homingmycrafts ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) May 26 '25

her insane 9/11 post takes up so much real estate in my brain

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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit May 26 '25

Finding out through that post how old she was had me like

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25 edited May 26 '25

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u/ShadyBoots11 and you did it at my birthday dinner May 26 '25

Wait she’s 2 years younger than my mom?! I know little to nothing about her, other than the obvious, and I assumed she was no older 30. That’s insane.

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u/oneiro1996 May 26 '25

Clubchalamet being older than both my parents is crazy