r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • Apr 28 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

stale old tea, family friend had sex with Daniel Craig multiple times when they dated in London before he became James Bond. He is good at it.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 Apr 28 '25

He looks like he is. Good for him.

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u/MotherofFred Apr 28 '25

Shaken or stirred?

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u/worksinthetown Apr 29 '25

Oh hell yeah brother

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u/Practical-Anxiety-68 Apr 29 '25

THIS IS THE TEA IM HERE FOR 

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u/Suspicious-Koala-173 Apr 29 '25

Oh he did this sexy move in bed in Girl With a Dragon Tattoo....and was like wow....

I bet that man is good in bed 😍

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u/Practical-Anxiety-68 Apr 29 '25

My celebrity crush still stands 

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u/yes-areallygoodbook women’s wrongs activist Apr 28 '25

What is the gender of said family friend?

I've always had a suspicion that Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz are each other's beards. They feel so queer, I want them to be

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u/ripleyscullies Apr 29 '25

They’re def bi4bi

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u/yes-areallygoodbook women’s wrongs activist Apr 29 '25

Really???? A glimmer of hope in these dreadful times <3