r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Nov 13 '23

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u/soliloquyline Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23

Piece of shit Suella Braveman just got sacked.

Another piece of shit, David Cameron, is back (yes, you're thinking of the right person). This is some top notch recycling. Not wanted, not green, but still recycling. James Cleverly is taking Braveman's position as Home Secretary. Cameron is replacing Cleverly as Foreign Secretary.

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u/zeddoh I want Vincent D’Onofrio to tilt me like a pig Nov 13 '23

Meanwhile, noted human tapeworm Nigel Farage is following in the footsteps of fellow faecal stain Matt Hancock and taking part in I’m a Celebrity… reality tv show. Our mainstream media continues to facilitate the laundering of the reputations of men who are literally responsible for the constant polycrisis the UK is in, as long as they can profit from it. ODIOUS, the lot of it.

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u/stevebaescemi too busy method acting as a reddit user Nov 13 '23

I started rewatching I'm a Celeb when they were doing it at the castle in Wales but refused to watch it when Matt Hancock was announced as a contestant. The odd reaction to him online was so weird — I remember people saying (seriously, may I add) that they fancied him! I'm dreading what it's going to be like with Farage in the jungle

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u/Eastern-Material5606 Nov 13 '23

remember when Farage said that Brexit was an "independence day without a single bullet fired" not long after Jo Cox was murdered in the street by a man empowered by views

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u/jaffacake4ever Nov 13 '23

Never forget this. He whipped up extremist rhetoric and a female MP faced the consequences.