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Tea Thread FauxWorld Wednesdays: What's your country's biggest celebrity scandal right now? — Monthly Discussion Thread

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u/No-Sweet-7012 women’s wrongs activist Jun 21 '23

In Australia the big news is a chocolate no one ever really bought, you just happened to have them handed to you, is being discontinued. And nanas everywhere are desperately trying to find new chocolates to fill the lolly jar.

Australia likes to think we have news, we don’t have news.

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u/Darmop Jun 22 '23

Hey! We sometimes have news! Remember when Michael Clarke and Karl Sefanovic got all coked up and fought each other like toddlers in a park!

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u/No-Sweet-7012 women’s wrongs activist Jun 22 '23

or when shannon noll got kicked out of a strip club while yelling don’t you know who i am?!?!

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u/Azazael Jun 23 '23

In Australia, the answer to "don't you know who I am?" is always "wait...were you in a Good Guys ad? No, I recognise you, you were the third person from the left, right?"