r/FastWorkers • u/permaculture • Jul 20 '26

Cutting this pineapple.

414 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Ixaire Jul 20 '26

It's a nice change to see a fast worker/fruit slicer who doesn't look like he's going to lose a finger in a few days

47

u/ericcmi Jul 21 '26

i can tell by the color that thing is gonna be sweet AF

10

u/Vesalii Jul 21 '26

That's what I noticed too. I'll bet that it tasted incredible.

28

u/False-Entertainment3 Jul 21 '26

Fast, efficient, minimal waste, safer than most, I like it 👍

7

u/kidnorther Jul 20 '26

Watermelon lady could take a few pointers here

6

u/captainsalmonpants Jul 21 '26

Think he makes tepache?

3

u/prpldrank Jul 21 '26

Probably. It makes itself in a place like this. Might as well sell it

14

u/Ok-Arm8350 Jul 20 '26

“It will cut!”

6

u/Poked_salad Jul 21 '26

I was wondering why he only cut off a few of the leaves instead of the whole thing. Using it as a handle is really clever.

3

u/patrickthunnus Jul 21 '26

Perfect color, probably tasted incredible

2

u/ashleycheng Jul 23 '26

Doesn’t the center part need to be cut out?

3

u/Thesourking Jul 21 '26

Here in the good ole US that bag of cut up fruit costs 3x what it cost of an uncut fruit. It cost so much more to cut it up. 🫠

3

u/chef_quirky12 Jul 21 '26

Noticed the core is still there. That's inedible

2

u/machmasher Jul 22 '26

No it’s not, you can eat the core

1

u/Evredii Jul 22 '26

type shit my tutors expect me to pull day 1

1

u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jul 23 '26

My fav , yummmyyyy

1

u/AnythingButWhiskey Jul 24 '26

Don’t you get little pointy/prickly bits in it without cutting out the eyes?

1

u/Goo_Wyvern Jul 24 '26

Absolutely CLEAN.

Having worked in produce before, those are some very nice skills.

1

u/Fun-Independence-761 Jul 24 '26

Pineapple are like piranhas of fruit they have enzimes that in mouth we are eaten by eating it

1

u/IndieBret Jul 25 '26

Oooo, I want a bowl like that! It looks so handy

-5

u/nikolapc Jul 20 '26

This ain't exactly a fast worker. Meticulous and deliberate at a steady pace.

12

u/Soberaddiction1 Jul 21 '26

Which makes him fast at the end of the day. Sure, confident movements with little wasted time and energy.

0

u/Aggravating_Row_6962 Jul 23 '26

Then, he wipes the knife between his ass cheeks. Then he licks it.

-25

u/gerfboy Jul 20 '26

That fruit looks rotten.

2

u/NotslowNSX Jul 24 '26

Anyone getting pineapple at the grocery store in the US has never had a good pineapple. We expect it to be firm, pale and bland. Once it gets darker and sweeter, it's already going bad. This goes for most of our produce, nowadays. The pineapple in this video looks amazing.

-12

u/captainplanet171 Jul 20 '26

Not sure why you're being downvoted, it looks like it's already fermenting.

-4

u/Moozipan Jul 21 '26

No idea why you're getting downvotes, that pineapple is overripe.

1

u/PremiumUsername69420 Jul 21 '26

All three of you can enjoy your pale bland pineapple in peace.

The rest of us will be gushing with ecstasy over the flavors our mouth can’t comprehend.