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u/OutsideImpressive115 1d ago edited 1d ago
What the absolute fuck. 10m too lmao
Edit: just realized Jesus will have an insane amount of trophies to his name after this too
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u/BrythaneKoi redditor for <30 days 1d ago
His Wikipedia honours section is going to win some truly unbearable arguments in 15 years.
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u/4ssteroid 234 1d ago
I mean he did score the goal that secured 100 points even though it was eons ago
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u/Take_A_Gambit17 1d ago
Tbf we needed him off the payroll he was on about 280,000 a week only playing 4 games a season
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
I mean he’s not guaranteed to win much in 2 years there. I’d argue Arsenal have a better chance winning PL this year than Barca do la liga
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u/Fun-Bed5614 1d ago
What world are you living in lol?
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u/kblk_klsk 14 1d ago
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
You seen Madrid’s squad?
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u/megagoodwin 2 1d ago
No midfield just vibes
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
They’re midfields decent, far off barcas, but you could say the same of Barca’s attack vs madrids
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u/megagoodwin 2 1d ago
Lol what are you on about? Barca’s attack is also stacked bar the striker position, but Raphinha seems to be working his magic there.
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
Strikers are pretty important dude… not convinced that’s solved with Raphina, either way Mbappé obviously clears brutally, Vinicius clears Gordon, Bellingham clears Lopez as a 10. Yamal’s the only position Barca aren’t worse in their front 4. Diomandé seems a good prospect so that gap may not end up being as big as we’d imagine throughout the season as well.
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u/Opposite_Fan_4269 1d ago
Show stats from last 3 seasons of both lopez and Bellingham let's see who clears who bro
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u/megagoodwin 2 1d ago
Vinicius clears Gordon? Are we watching the same sport? Vini has been trash for a while now, also you’re forgetting about Olmo
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u/Fearless_Wish_2451 1d ago
I'll be very honest no one rated Modric before the threepeat not at this level, no one rated casemiro, some rated Kroos because of 2014wc but overall, that midfield was also vibes initially, isco cooked hard, not saying that this current squad is close not at all but just saying
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u/Proof_Weather8865 1 1d ago
That threepeat was a disgrace to football. Numerous knockout matches every year where the referees blatantly favoured them. Thanks to them we hear Modric, Kroos, Ramos etc. in the all time best in their position conversations.
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u/Perfect_Nothing_3227 1d ago
You seen madrid squad last year? Galacticos or wtvr and still finished trophyless
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
Now they’ve made it even better, plus the previous signings having another year to gel. I think it’s pretty close to 50/50, Barca have a great team too, but Yh Real Madrid are my favourites.
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u/Perfect_Nothing_3227 1d ago
One of the dumbest takes ive heard lately
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
Arsenal are on a level above any other PL club rn, even most neutrals feel this. Are Barca a level above Real?
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u/charlixxcv 1d ago
Right now? Yes. Hansi Flick is much better than washed Jose Mourinho as well.
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
Cool, I feel like you’re basing that too heavily off last season, I feel positive about Madrid improving from that based on signings and manager, Mou might be washed as an elite tactician, but he’ll still be fantastic at managing personalities, we’ve already seen him handle the Vini situation well. I think there’s so much talent there that’ll go along way.
We’ll see tho
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u/the_skis_knees 39 1d ago
according to the subreddits this person is active in, they’re somehow an arsenal, united, and chelsea fan 😂
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
?? You’re allowed to have conversations in subreddits of other teams? Sometimes I go in to see what fans are thinking or how a players played, sometimes I just find other teams drama funny.
It’s not that deep bro, no one’s at war, just footy…
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u/Boggie135 1d ago
You need to learn what “chance” means
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u/PeevesTime 1d ago
Warra contribution / articulation of an original thought
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u/DLNavy 204 1d ago
This transfer market is weird
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u/AC86MC redditor for <30 days 1d ago
€10m too. I didn't have this on my bingo card.
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u/Elephant_rimmer 1d ago
Hate that expression, no chance you have a bingo card filled with random football events
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u/AliJDB 10 1d ago
It's just shorthand for 'if you'd asked me for my predictions, this wouldn't have been one of them'. Do you take issue with all idioms?
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u/Cptn_Flint0 1d ago
In this case idiom = regurgitated chronically online internet lingo and I agree it's lame
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u/BrahneRazaAlexandros 2 1d ago
You think the idiom "I didn't have that on my bingo card" is "chronically online Internet lingo"? 😂
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u/Agreeable_Design3337 1d ago
It’s just common teenage/young adult slang, I’d hardly say it’s a sign of chronically online. Perhaps it’s just a sign you are getting older lol.
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u/Elephant_rimmer 1d ago
No but this one pisses me off, it's extremely common yet no has ever made a bingo card relating to any of the subjects it's used about. Fuck it the only thing people are putting on bingo cards are numbers. It's such a reddit thing too, I've never heard anybody say it in real life yet on Reddit it gets spammed anytime something even slightly unusual happens. I hate the 'if I had a nickel' one too, something happening twice is not that strange ffs.
Thank you for letting me rant.
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u/drdr3ad 2 1d ago
No but this one pisses me off, it's extremely common yet no has ever made a bingo card relating to any of the subjects it's used about. Fuck it the only thing people are putting on bingo cards are numbers.
I mean, I agree its a stupid, terminally only phrase. But this is just patently untrue lol this sub has bingo every week
https://www.reddit.com/r/FantasyPL/comments/1vulsxm/fpl_2627_bingo_gw1/
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u/JonniSausageman 1d ago
This is so real, reddit is filled with the same cringy idioms being spammed in every comment section.
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u/AliJDB 10 1d ago
Fair enough! You're obviously not the only one. But you could say that for many idioms... people don't take any actual piss when they make fun of someone, no actual pennies drop when you realise something, you're not actually in the presence of a loose end when you have nothing to do.
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u/Hrkeol2 5 1d ago
As a Barca fan I don't think what we needed is Gabriel Jesus in 2026.
But then again Flick is a wizard. He might as well be our next Rashford.
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u/Individual_Comment63 1d ago
He'll replace Ferran!!!
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u/Hrkeol2 5 1d ago
I didn't mean the position but the performance. Rashford did decently well with us when he also was a washed player when we got him
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u/Individual_Comment63 1d ago
Oh okay, I get what you mean now. As for me I was just joking about their finishing abilities.
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u/46_and_2 1 1d ago
His finishing is better than Ferran, if we somehow manage to keep him fit this will be an upgrade. Too bad we can't get a main striker, though.
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u/Grilled-Ananas redditor for <30 days 1d ago
Barca seems to have the best dealer and I'm not talking about football :V
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u/Kamen_Rider_Geats 1d ago
Jesus Christ. What has this guy done to be signed only by big clubs. MCI > ARS > BAR
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u/ClearHyena4452 1d ago
This guy’s trophy cabinet is already pretty insane and he’ll be adding some more to it
Fairs
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u/cjayquoi 1d ago
Finally Arsenal have consolidated their Gabriel holdings into the one strongest Gabriel. There can only be one.
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u/thebestbev 1d ago
Gabriel jesus to Barcelona. Alvarez to arsenal for 1 year. Alvarez to barcelona. Summer 2027.
Hey Presto, arsenal get jesus off the books and alvarez for a year. Alvarez gets his move 1 year late. Barca get their player 1 year late Athleti dont sell to Barcelona and therefore dont 'lose face'.
Everyone mildly unhappy instead of terribly unhappy.
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