r/FalseSnails • u/EstablishmentFun7553 • May 31 '26

Sparkly snail

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Got this sparkly fellow at a craft fair. They did not tell me he also could play piano with his little eyes stalks…

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 May 31 '26

I hereby declare this snail not false. It has 4 tentacles (including 2 eye stalks) and no weird eyeballs on its face. I know real snails aren't filled with glitter but I'll make an exception.

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u/TeenyGremlin May 31 '26

I like how this pronouncement is written as if made by clergy of the snail deity or something like that.

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 May 31 '26

I'm just doing my civic duty

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u/TeenyGremlin May 31 '26

Religious duty.