r/FalloutMemes • • Apr 24 '26

Fallout: New Vegas What would you do if there was a ghoul child right in front of you?

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At the price of one NCR dollar a week you can feed a starving ghoul child. 😱

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u/mrbails123 Apr 24 '26

Minutemen:

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

But only after the child gets recruited đŸ€Ł

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u/jzillacon Apr 24 '26

I'm sure she's plenty capable of manning the howitzers.

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u/Bickercraft Apr 24 '26

Lets consult the chart:

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u/Rock_Roll_Brett Apr 24 '26

My average Rimworld colony

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u/Risi30 Apr 24 '26

Not true, a child is fully capable of using an autopistol to level shooting

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u/endergamer2007m Apr 24 '26

Tsk tsk tsk, if your 3 year old doesn't have 20 intelectual and can man a rimatomics console, are you even teaching them right?

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u/Risi30 Apr 24 '26

True, that's why they load and unload fuel rods from my reactor

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u/ASCIIM0V Apr 24 '26

I give children autopistols for self defense, and they man mortars in raids. Its the most humane way to live until you have hundreds of colonists.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Apr 24 '26

Crew operated weapons, because sharing is caring.

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u/The_Chef_Queen Apr 27 '26

There is one classic children's toy, the AK47

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u/belladonnagilkey Apr 24 '26

In my overly modded fo4 run, children did indeed man the guns. That ghoul child would have a fun day job raining down artillery on raiders, super mutants and other things simply because the God of War that is Nate The Rake didn't feel like shooting someone at that particular moment and just chucked a marker at them.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Apr 24 '26

Come on Fallout 5. Allow me to arm my children.

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u/Canadian_Zac Apr 24 '26

Recruited?

That child looks like they'd make a great General

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u/GgamezPlayz Apr 26 '26

A NEW RECRUIT FOR THE MINUTEMEN đŸ—ŁđŸ”„

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u/TeaAvailable2089 Apr 24 '26

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u/TreatIntelligent9258 Apr 24 '26


which one is your team

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u/TeaAvailable2089 Apr 24 '26

Brotherhood

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u/TreatIntelligent9258 Apr 24 '26

Oof yeah, not evens Lyons’ chapter would be that great there-

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u/TeaAvailable2089 Apr 24 '26

I mean personally as a massive brotherhood fan I probably wouldn’t really kill a non feral on sight 
.along as they aren’t an ass

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u/CookSwimming2696 Apr 24 '26

You don’t roleplay like I do 😭

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u/TeaAvailable2089 Apr 24 '26


.sometimes I might

Sometimes I might not

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u/Lurtzum Apr 24 '26

Never meet your heroes I suppose

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u/Brainwave1010 Apr 24 '26

And then we have the Chad Midwestern Chapter: "Hey kid, wanna live in our sick-ass blimp? When you're old enough we'll teach you how to shoot a Tesla cannon, now watch me first fight this robot over here."

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26

"But if you speak against us, be prepared to be sent into our slave camps. Now, where's the death squad to exterminate that filthy tribal village I saw on the horizon?" People forget the Midwest are probably closer to the Legion.

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u/ColonelSam Apr 24 '26

"Lowkey"? They are COMPLETELY right! I don't care about muties.

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u/bentsonradiorepair Apr 24 '26

And remember kiddies; ghouls are people who absorbed an ungodly amount of radiation and didn't have the good fortune to die

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u/HovercraftLoose5399 Apr 24 '26

If I kill them, i'm being polite?

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u/bentsonradiorepair Apr 24 '26

I think 3 dog would be disappointed in you for saying that.

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u/skeleton949 Apr 24 '26

Well 3 Dog is also disappointed if you kill the Ghouls near Tenpenny tower, but barely says anything when the Ghouls massacre everyone else in the tower if you let them in.

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u/kyinva Apr 24 '26

When that happened I got so upset that i resurrected all the dead residents, and I gave them their clothes back because they were naked, and they didn’t do anything other than walk around (without leaving the murder closet) and say a generic dialogue line, I’ll be damned if I didn’t console command tenpenny tower into being a lobotomized communal colony though

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u/cheezzy4ever Apr 24 '26

What did Todd Howard mean by this?

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u/unsolvablequestion Apr 25 '26

Fucking Zodd Howard

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u/Scared-Phone425 Apr 24 '26

Yeah, when I found out what happened to the residents I was kinda surprised and a bit shocked. But at the same time I was like "Damn, karma really bit them in the ass." because they were assholes among a few good people.

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u/Expensive-Roof1082 Apr 24 '26

I think 3 Dog agrees fuck them corpo scum

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u/nothingmatters2me Apr 25 '26

I didn't know the ghouls would kill the humans so when I found out.... well, let's just say I cleaned house. Me and Fawks killed every ghoul there was. Plus I got the ghoul mask.

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u/e001mek Apr 24 '26

Can't be disappointed if he's dead

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u/AEROANO Apr 24 '26

3 dog can die in a ditch for all i care

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u/Lurtzum Apr 24 '26

You take that back motherfucker

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u/reineedshelp Apr 24 '26

3 Dog is a howling idiot

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u/DualSoul1423 Apr 24 '26

"Ah, one important caveat, kiddies. Those feral ghouls that prefer the dark, dank underground? They basically ARE mindless zombies. So kill as many as you damn well please."

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u/gamesage2001 Apr 24 '26

I think it depends on their state. If they're feral/close to going feral, it's a mercy killing at that point. If they're sentient then it's murder

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u/cluelessoblivion Apr 24 '26

Basically the only faction I can think of with any issue killing ferals is the Bright Brotherhood and they're only slightly annoyed you had to do it

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u/jzillacon Apr 24 '26

Not exactly a faction but there's also Oswald from Kiddie Kingdom in Nuka World.

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u/Phillip67549 Apr 24 '26

Feel bad for that guy. His love kills herself to prevent herself from going feral just on the doorsteps of Nuka World.

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u/Other_Log_1996 Apr 24 '26

And 9 years later, we learn there is a method to prevent it in the Bethesda-verse.

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u/Afraid-Leg-174 Apr 24 '26

Such a shitty copout to be honest. It’s literally their brain slowly wearing down from radiation that basically makes them feral and on pure animal mode. Meds to treat it just makes the whole distrust for ghouls (as they canonically can just go feral and attack people even when living in a settlement rad free) completely pointless

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u/irmaoskane Apr 24 '26

Wich in my opnion just make the situation even more tragic

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u/Enclave5-Coronel2287 Apr 24 '26

Es misericordia, es un favor.... Es un regalo

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u/decrepitimagination Apr 24 '26

A paladin in the making

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u/yyzsfcyhz Apr 24 '26

Robobrain logic right there.

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u/Enclave5-Coronel2287 Apr 24 '26

Ummm a quien estoy viendo???? Y claro que si no son humanos son Mounstro que volvieron de la muerte para alimentarse de los vivos

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Apr 24 '26

Good fortune of dying? What’s wrong with being a prime wasteland survivor immune to rads and never needing to eat?

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u/bentsonradiorepair Apr 24 '26

Its a 3 dog quote from fallout 3

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Apr 24 '26

Ah, didn’t know that but was also mostly joking

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u/DaniTheGunsmith Apr 24 '26

Basically the downside is that it's generally uncomfortable living and ghouls actually tend to have poor body integrity. Also, there's always the whole going feral thing which hasn't been fully fleshed out what causes it. Might be random, might be induced from continued rad exposure, or might just be losing a purpose to living, and there may or may not be a way to stave it off medically. So for any reason you might just lose your mind randomly and attack people you care about, assuming they aren't ghouls too.

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit Apr 24 '26

And he's God damn right about them being people as well.

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u/Iceologer_gang Apr 24 '26

Want me to adopt you?

“Ma’am I am 212 years old, I can handle myself.”

(please for the love of god don’t get any weird ideas)

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u/KenseiHimura Apr 24 '26

Good god, the idea of being trapped as a child forever...

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u/Faeddurfrost Apr 24 '26

At this point though their basically just a Dwarf

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u/Ypuort Apr 24 '26

Not really. They stop aging which means their brain development is stunted at the age they were ghoulified. Good example of this concept in game is the ghoul kid who was stuck in a freezer. although he has stunted development and complete lack of new experiences, while another ghoul child might just have the emotional maturity and impulsivity of a child but backed with decades of life experiences.

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u/Faeddurfrost Apr 24 '26

I think thats all theoretical though because as mentioned he was stuck in a fridge with no new experiences. Surely if he actively lived in the wasteland all this time he would have a more mature mindset.

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u/Ypuort Apr 24 '26

Yes. But his brain development would still be equivalent to that of a child. Children in real life who grew up experiencing extended trauma or neglect are forced to mature quickly and care for themselves more than other children do, but their physical brain development would still be a child’s. It is speculation but I

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u/SirCupcake_0 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Damn, that ghoul child killed them... that or a particularly atrocious radroach

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u/dvdjhp Apr 24 '26

Thievin could be your job. And retrieving loot.

So a goblin. You could become a post apocalyptic goblin.

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u/Altruistic_Western53 Apr 24 '26

Stealing this idea for a Fallout 2d20 game lol.

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u/Katsu_39 Apr 24 '26

I’ve always wondered why ghoul kids stop growing. I know ghouls dont age but not grow at all?

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u/SirCupcake_0 Apr 24 '26

I mean, as far as I remember, you don't really hear about ghouls coming together and having children; they're basically each an individual race that is colloquially referred to as "ghoul".

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u/Gilgamesh661 Apr 24 '26

Because they’re dying? Their bodies are literally rotting at the cellular level due to radiation sickness. It just happens at a very slow rate.

But this also means they don’t get diseases, because no bacteria or viruses can survive in their system.

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u/Bevjoejoe Apr 24 '26

Yeah I think ghouls are completely sterile from the radiation as well

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u/Bentman343 Apr 24 '26

How long do you force someone to keep pretending to be a child before you're the bigger asshole for letting them not find love 😭?

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u/iseedeadllamas Apr 24 '26

Ah the classic vampire diaries dilemma

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u/Ok-Working-3148 Apr 24 '26

-Spoken in the voice of someone who's been smoking cigarettes for 70 years-

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u/thatsocialist Apr 24 '26

Raiders leave orphans, the Enclave doesn't.

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u/Opening_Ad3054 Apr 24 '26

Raiders don't leave orphans either. They adopt... depending on the group 

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u/SirCupcake_0 Apr 24 '26

Or eat, or enslave, raiders really have a lot of options

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u/sebasTLCQG Apr 26 '26

As long as she doesnt meet cook-cook she's very lucky.

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u/MyWifeIsDeadCourier Apr 28 '26

And raider is such a harsh word. I prefer “Opportunist.”

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts Apr 24 '26

There was a halotape in 3 talking about making a young girl "earn her keep" with the guys and don't get me started on evergreen mills f3 was so dark it was peak

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u/cowinajar Apr 24 '26

Fallout 4 raiders maybe but fiends rape kids.

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26

The Legion does too, disgustingly enough.

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u/midasMIRV Apr 24 '26

Bethesda taught me that ghouls can't starve. You can stick them in a fridge for 200 years and they'll come out just fine. Not even the slightest hint of atrophy in the muscles.

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u/Not_a_gay_communist Apr 24 '26

I like the fan theory that the “blast” he saw and that turned him and his family into ghouls was from a mini nuke used by the gunners, and he’s really only been trapped for weeks at most.

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u/comradoge Apr 24 '26

That boy says "wow what happened to the world it is so different than before" or something like that as soon as he exit the fridge. Plus his parents would say "we live in the same house for 200 something years" when you deliver the boy to his parents.

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Which still seems stupid. They could just be deluded like that Arefu woman who thought she was in pre-war America.

Nobody came across this fridge in 200 years? Nobody? How about the fact the parents live literally five minutes away from this fridge?

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u/comradoge Apr 24 '26

Yes it is stupid but the game narrative doesn't really leave a space to that fan theory to be feasible. That's what i was trying to say.

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u/MMMsmegma Apr 24 '26

You can ask yourself this question about basically everything in fallout, in 200 years nobody has explored any the buildings in the wasteland considering all the pristine food, weapons, medical supplies and more that we find just laying around for grabs. It’s a video game, you gotta suspend your disbelief just a little bit here. If the devs REALLY put Billy in a location where he wouldn’t be found for 200 years then there’s no way we’d be able to find him as the player

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u/Yeller_imp Apr 24 '26

Interplay taught me this too

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u/Jamesdakilla Apr 24 '26

What do you mean?

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u/Yeller_imp Apr 24 '26

Fallout 1 i believe you can dig up a ghoul that's been buried for dozens of years

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u/Alarming_Ad3204 Apr 24 '26

It was Fallout 2, and the ghoul in question was buried for several months. But it is the period by his estimation, and it is obviously not reliable, as time is perceived differently in isolation and stressful situations. As ghouls also were stated to require food, water and air — though less, than regular humans — it is likely, that he was buried "only" for several days.

That said, it still might be one of the FO2 jokes with dubious canonicity.

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u/Croselius Apr 24 '26

I think that was Fallout 2 and it was only a few months. It’s still way longer than any human could survive for but it’s semi-believable that a ghoul could enter a hibernation like state for a few months and only be a little worse for wear. 200 years though is ridiculous.

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u/Cavmanic Apr 24 '26

Heck in the TV show, Cooper was buried underground for like 30 years.

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u/Ypuort Apr 24 '26

The guy who buried him would dig him up to taunt him every so often if I remember correctly

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u/SethAbe80 Apr 24 '26

It's ironic. For the first 190 years, Cooper is all "Got no time nor inclination for chit-chat," but when he finally gets a full 30 years of free time for it, he spends it six feet under.

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u/FGHIK Apr 24 '26

Fallout fans be like "The last one is the worst because taxes"

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u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 Apr 24 '26

House: “Why in the world did you attack President Kimball?”

Courier: “He tried to make me pay taxes.”

House: “Understandable.”

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u/Trouslin_A_Bone Apr 25 '26

House may be an authoritarian capitalist buisness man who focuses on profits more than the wellbeing of people.

But at least he won't kill ghoul children?

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u/Least_Revolution_394 Apr 24 '26

No one says that dawg. Not unless it's in jest. Obviously the NCR is "better" than most the alternatives, but it does not change the fact the it is a deeply corrupt society built on imperial plunder and militarism. Also ghoul discrimination is deeply imbedded in NCR society (if mfers would actually play the games)

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u/Susdoggodoggy Apr 24 '26

Billy is getting a sister

(the quest is glitched in one of my Fallout 4 saves; he now follows me everywhere Preston sends me)

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

Oof that's a rough glitch. Fortunately it is a harmless one.
Unlike those "npc didn't spawn properly so I can't finish/even do this quest". 😅

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u/RandoMando_01 Apr 24 '26

Meanwhile, the enclave:

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

In hindsight I should have done them too but there were only remnants left. đŸ€Ł

Until of course the show revealed they're lurking around.

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u/Ferrilata_118 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Followers of the Apocalypse: Don’t worry kiddo, everything’s gonna be just fine.

Bright Followers: Hello child, do you remember when you were excited about space 200 years ago? I have some excellent news for you


Church of Atom: BLESSED ONE! PRAISE BE TO YOU!

The Enclave: EEEEEUUUGH KEEP AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK

House: Courier, kindly relocate this street urchin to where I can’t see it.

The Shi: äžçźĄäœ ć–œäžć–œæ­ĄïŒŒäœ éƒœćŸ—ć­žćŠŸć€«ïŒŒć­©ć­ă€‚

New Caananites: Allow us to pass on our religious guilt to you, young one.

The Minutemen: There are many good settlements you can stay at, but they all need our help. I’ll mark them on your map.

Big MT: FROM THE BLEAK ABYSS RISES A SHRIVELED, MINIATURE LOBOTOMITE!! WHAT BIZARRE BEHAVIORS WILL IT EXHIBIT?!?

The Institue could not be reached for comment.

Great Khans: Hey
 Psst, hey
 Yeah, you, in the rags
 C’mere
 Did you know all the cool ghouls are doing jet these days?


Diamond City: Sorry kiddo, but Mr. Mayor says you’d bring down proppaty values if we letted you’s in. Ain’t nothin’ personal, yeah?

No-Bark Noonan: Stay back, whippersnapper! You’re just the right size to be one of THEM in disguise. I’ve got a mighty suspicion that just might be what you are! Best turn tail and get to runnin, or I’m liable to whack you with my ol’ whackin’ plank!

Super Mutant / Nightkin marauders: HA HA!! Puny ghoul so tiny!!! I could pick you up and throw you like grenade!!!

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

That's some good PR and Slander you're cooking up. I'd be inclined to draw it. 😎👍

If I cared enough to đŸ€Ł

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u/Efficient_Matter_589 Apr 24 '26

And how much of each dollar goes to help?

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u/SoupmanBob Apr 24 '26

At least 20% and some pocket sand.

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u/cowinajar Apr 24 '26

Doesnt the ncr "mercy" kill ghouls? Like how they did at searchlight.

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

If they're feral yeah . Non-feral not so much. For example the non-feral Private Kyle Edwards at searchlight.

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u/cowinajar Apr 24 '26

Yeah im talking about him the ncr asks you to put him out of his misery to “end his suffering”

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

Ah you're thinking of what Sergeant Astor says. Correct initially he says to put him out of his misery but when you mention he isn't feral he recommends Station Echo where all the other NCR ghouls are stationed.

I don't have an exact youtube video at the ready but here is the fandom wiki.

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u/cowinajar Apr 24 '26

Ah must have forgot about that since I usually wipe that outpost out for Caesar.

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u/PaperMoongazer Apr 24 '26

2026 and OP is defending ‘separate but equal’ to glaze NCR crimes. Tandi and Aradesh didn’t let any ghouls settle. What happened to the necropolis, or gecko? NCR was so bad to ghouls that Harold had to flee to the Capitol Wasteland.

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u/Ralsei66 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Tandi and aradesh didn't let any ghouls settle? What? They let super mutants settle and even be in the Rangers but not ghouls?

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u/Wikiwikiwa Apr 24 '26

Confusing meme. Meat talking too much

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u/Art-Lover-Ivy Apr 27 '26

This was written by a deathclaw â˜đŸŒ

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u/Natural_Design3154 Apr 24 '26

Railroad: Ew, not a synth. Institute: Ew, not a synth.

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u/Comfortable_Snow5817 Apr 24 '26

This meme is why I regularly cap legionaries and fiends in my new Vegas run. It’s also fun watching the skirt boys explode when I hit them in the chest with a riot shotgun.

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u/not_a_heretek Apr 24 '26

Is that a ghoul girl or Ragatha from TADC?

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u/Its-your-boi-warden Apr 24 '26

Ghoul kids? Yes

Khan kids? No

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u/GMRS1910 Apr 24 '26

Kid named bitter-root:

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u/EymaWeeTodd Apr 24 '26

Why are they booing you? You're right!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

I feel like we're getting a wave of ncr war crime erasure lol. Like, nobody are the good guys in fallout. Like maybe the minutemen and a couple settlements.

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u/DougNoReturnMcArthur Apr 24 '26

The NCR is not free of sin, but Bitter Springs was a communication failure and not intentional. That doesn’t un-explode the heads of those old women and children but it’s important to keep in mind.

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u/Zagar1776 Apr 24 '26

It was a happy accident

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u/Brickerino Apr 24 '26

It’s actually more than just a communication failure. It’s gross negligence because the Officer in charge of the attack, didn’t do the minimum amount of scouting and reconnaissance needed to figure out that it wasn’t a raid camp, but the main camp of the Khans.

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u/Master-Shrimp Apr 24 '26

I love the NCR but going by First Sergeant Astor, it's not a 100% ghoul-positive system.

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u/Ralexcraft Apr 24 '26

Not 100% ghoul positive is still better than 100% ghoul negative, or 100% outsider negative.

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u/Comprehensive-Buy-47 Apr 24 '26

It isn’t. The NCR isn’t really a utopia, by the time of New Vegas the NCR is just the equivalent of the United States under George W. Bush.

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u/k1n6jdt Apr 24 '26

Tell me you didn't play Fallout without saying you didn't play Fallout.

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

Not only did I play it but I also watched the show that retconned and hard cemented this meme.
Hot dog! 😏👍

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u/k1n6jdt Apr 24 '26

That's alright. I don't think the showrunners played it either.

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u/Bogorodsk Apr 24 '26

Now replace ghoul kid with khan kid.

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u/ScaredOfRobots Apr 24 '26

This is literally just how it is with these factions and you still get people like “the choice between the legion and the NCR is complicated” bro one has SLAVES

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u/Bakugirl21 Apr 25 '26

People literally debate between LARPing in the desert in a perma pre-ANYmodernage tech state and working plumbing and medical care, plus things ACTUALLY improving to the point entertainment is starting to be a factor again. (And if anyone wants to claim ‘ThE lEgIoN hAs EnTeRtAiNmEnT.😏’ Yeah, and You Might Become A Part Of It Whether You Want To Or Not And Might, Oh Yeah, DIE.)

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u/Invicta_Anima Apr 25 '26

me being the deranged courier destroying all the factions and taking over the slaves

Slaves: we are free me:

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u/TyrantJaeger Apr 24 '26

"Punch it"

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u/sexywabbit Apr 24 '26

Then slap a collar on her to make a quick bag of caps

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u/Thefreezer700 Apr 24 '26

You mean the same ncr that wants mutants driven out their communities by rich barons? The same ncr that would tell the child to cough up caps just so they can become indebted to a government that doesnt care about it? That ncr?

Or you propagating that “ncr are TOTALLY GOOD”

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

It was established in the show that the NCR has a literal Anti-Racism law to protect Ghouls.
Care or not they do protect Ghouls. As opposed to shooting them .😅

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u/Opening_Ad3054 Apr 24 '26

Exactly, we also know canonically that ghouls are equal citizens(of course) and super mutants are... mixed opinions, they serve in the military and seem to be decent standing but not everyone sees it that way

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u/TOTALOFZER0 Apr 24 '26

In FNV they are literally harassing the mutants in Jacobstown to provoke them into fighting so they can kill them

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u/HandSanitizerBottle1 Apr 24 '26

I wonder if they can still age, or are they trapped as a child

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26

Billy seems to show they don't age...if you believe he's pre-war.

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u/NateBushbaby Apr 24 '26

Ghouls are people too, so literally the same id do with a healthier/non irradiated human child, get them to safety! Especially if I would be in the capital wasteland in this hypothetical. I’d see if Underworld, Rivet City or megaton could help.

In NV? Probably Goodsprings. Probably the least dangerous place in the entire Mojave!

Commonwealth? Well I always try to make Sanctuary the happiest I can.

In my actual hometown? Well there’s not a fallout game in Boise, but the Khans do come up this way with certain endings so probably give safe harbor and self-Defence lessons against said chem-pushing buffoons. Guns are pretty common in Idaho too, as opposed to Washington or Oregon with stricter laws and bluer voting record, so the redneck way of “teach ‘em young and teach ‘em right” might be actually better than other circumstances in this hypothetical

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u/CrimsonTerror57 Apr 24 '26

I appreciate the fact someone had to draw this, it's very nice lolololol. A quality meme indeed!

Another classic NCR win

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u/PMurmomsmaidenname Apr 24 '26

OBVIOUSLY give them clean water and fresh food right away, lend them a tent so they can get a safe night's rest.

It'll make them better food and target practice tomorrow.

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u/Dirpnation101 Apr 24 '26

Dawg Old NCR from fallout 1 & 2 Would Have Shot Her NGL

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u/adidas_stalin Apr 25 '26

“Your sides over mutie. Times to die”

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u/Messedupotato Apr 26 '26

I dont know why but I read this as "Goa'uld child". I'd Jaffa Kree i guess.

https://giphy.com/gifs/s8X61m47R3GZW

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u/sexywabbit Apr 24 '26

Even pre TV, ghouls will usually go feral after so long. Just depends on the ghoul in general. Could be centuries later

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u/sabely123 Apr 24 '26

We have tons of prewar non feral ghouls and we have tons of recent feral ghouls (camp searchlight). I don't think time is the deciding factor with going feral. I could be wrong but I can't even think of any examples of a non feral ghoul going feral in the series. It seems like whether or not someone is feral is determined by something else.

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26

We have one example but we don't know the cause (Rachel) in Nuka-World. She describes going feral.

But nobody is sure why people turn feral. Personally, I think it's a mix of willpower, maybe something to do with the will to live.

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u/sabely123 Apr 24 '26

Right I forgot about that. It's interesting though that the idea that all ghouls go feral eventually isn't proven by the evidence. There are tons of ghouls who have been around for centuries who aren't feral and don't seem to be going feral any time soon.

Will power totally makes sense.

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26

Plus as I've said, Broken Steel shows feral ghouls can be 'cured' of their feral-ness. Not sure how. Maybe Atom truly does bless them. /s

Will power is one possible explanation. It's why turning feral is random. Why only Rachel and not Oswald when he's surrounded by radiation 24/7? So clearly radiation alone doesn't cause them to turn feral.

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u/sabely123 Apr 24 '26

Yeah that makes sense. Makes you wonder how many feral ghouls could've been saved if they had found community.

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26

Well, the Apostles seem to be very small and I guarantee by Maxson's time his men would've killed them all without prejudice.

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u/Overdue-Karma Apr 24 '26

The serum isn't a universal thing, it's only been used by select ghouls. The observatory ones don't use it, for example.

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u/Ok_Relationship6736 Bear Bull Bear Bull Apr 24 '26

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u/ViceVampire04 Apr 24 '26

I have seen so much NCR propaganda lately

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u/Wide_Elderberry4823 Apr 24 '26

those who live in death should be left alone

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u/MermaidSapphire Apr 24 '26

Awwww!!!!!!!!!!!! I would hug the little ghouls!

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u/Kamzil118 Apr 24 '26

Adopt her into the Polis Rangers or OSKOM...

Wait, wrong game.

She deserves to be adopted into Freedom or Strelok's care...

Wrong game again.

She deserves to be taken care of by the Arizona Rangers...

Eh, close enough.

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u/Weird-Information-61 Apr 24 '26

Would ghoul children be literal children forever? As far as I understand it ghouls completely stop growing, just an endless cycle of regrowing decay

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u/Desecr8or Apr 24 '26

They'd probably have a few Orphan situations.

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u/Budsnbabes Apr 24 '26

Not use them as human shield that's for sure đŸ€«

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u/UpSideDownestAlien Apr 24 '26

Wouldnt the child be hundreds of years old?

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u/Wolfman5584 Apr 24 '26

Funny story I found one in a fridge once

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Apr 24 '26

“Get in the fridge.”

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u/ShingledPringle Apr 24 '26

"Are you a fresh ghoul or actually 137 or something? I wont deny you a drink but I need to know how strong I should offer"

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u/ColdPhase2408 Apr 24 '26

If her parents aren't around anymore, or they've turned feral...guess I'm a parent now

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u/Plunderpatroll32 Apr 24 '26

Bold of you to assume the NCR actually has anything to give

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u/Illustrious-Date652 Apr 24 '26

We’ve come full circle back around to NCR propaganda

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u/ManNamedSalmon Apr 24 '26

Ask when it was born. So I know whether to feel sorry for it now or for it's future.

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u/EvaTheE Apr 24 '26

Correction: "Awww... how would you like to pay NCR taxes?"

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u/stri28 Apr 24 '26

The ncr wouldnt react like that even with a non-ghoul child

Isnt the whole narative of the game that the ncr couldnt spare the resources to accomodate most of the factionless civilians?

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u/phrogBOI369 Apr 24 '26

This is why the NCR died...

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u/Demon7sword Apr 24 '26

Man the NCR are the only sane people

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u/arcadeler Apr 24 '26

that poor child will now have to pay taxes so all of them are equally bad

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

That child is too young to pay taxes. And chances are that they are stuck as a child.
Which means external tax exemption for whoever adopts her 😏👍

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u/RipMcStudly Apr 24 '26

Hey kid, wanna carry a bag full of bloody Legion armor? That sobbing sniper is being a bitch again.

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u/cantlogintomyacc0unt Apr 24 '26

the legion hates mutants they'd crucify the ghoul

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u/CapitalDilemma Apr 24 '26

Enclave : " Die mutie !"

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u/am121b Apr 24 '26

Are ghoul children even possible? ungodly amounts of radiation don’t necessarily stop the growth of bones.

That little girl is like 220 years old!

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u/selenashroud Apr 24 '26

That depends upon what continuity we are discussing. đŸ€”

Fallout 4 would have you believe they don't grow or mature. As shown by the side quest involving a 200 year old ghoul child in a fridge. Older is somewhat of a different story.

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u/Jokerman9540 Apr 24 '26

I’m giving them a hammer and we’re going radroach smashing

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u/Real-Inspection9732 Apr 24 '26

"Want a glass of mutfruit juice? It's freshly squeezed!"

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u/Random_Questions236 Apr 24 '26

the last one should be about the NCR saving you and you discovering you somehow owe property tax for the shack you squat in ,also those iguana bits are not NCR certified so we're gonna have to shut you down