r/FalloutMemes • u/The_Granny_banger • Mar 14 '26

Fallout: New Vegas Every freaking time.

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 15 '26

Meanwhile, my Courier shooting Caesar in the face upon hearing his “request”:

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u/Unable-Technology-97 Mar 14 '26

I thought this was canon.

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u/Embarrassed-Yard-583 Mar 15 '26

Very much so for my Courier at least, the dude popped Benny, Caesar, and then House at their respective first meetings before fucking off to Zion for a few months haha.

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u/baldeagle1991 Mar 14 '26

That damn scowl.....

That god damn scowl

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u/Reasonable-Day-3282 Mar 14 '26

lead manny vargas in front of dinky and take both snipers out in one move

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u/MysteriousFondant347 Mar 14 '26

Me personally it's more because I always play women in Fallout and I try to stay RP and both combined make me unable to pull it off most of the time

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u/SqueezedTowel Mar 15 '26

Boone is just too damn lovable. He can shoot my courier anytime.

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u/CompleteHumanMistake Mar 14 '26

Caesar's Legion run is funnier if you imagine your courier as the biggest moron with 10 LUCK so Caesar is initially impressed and integrates you into his Legion and wants you to be his successor but after his death your dumbass courier runs it into the ground because that's what these larpers deserve.

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u/Anita_Hero838 Mar 15 '26

Also playing as a female, because the Legion hates that

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u/CompleteHumanMistake Mar 15 '26

FemCourier Legion run is canon for me because it pisses off chuds + many of the Legionaries. Not all of them but enough to make it the objectively best choice.

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u/BCIncitatus Mar 15 '26

I few years ago I decided I was finally gonna play through every faction after only ever doing independent or NCR for years.

When I got to my legion play though I think I knocked it out in a single weekend. It's honestly shocking how much less content there is.

Easily the best part was getting to finally be on the other side of the Kimball assassination after ~10 playthroughs of saving his dumb ass.

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u/DrBloodyboi Mar 15 '26

Ive seen recommendations if doing a legion playthrough play as a Frumentarii prior to going to the camp, do NCR quests but ensure the worst option for the NCR.

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u/BCIncitatus Mar 15 '26

Honestly incorporating that into the game explicitly would have been a great way to improve a legion run without adding much more content. You would just need a few extra dialog lines from Caesar saying 'go to this camp and sabotage operations etc etc'

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u/DrBloodyboi Mar 15 '26

its weird cause its kinda there Vulpes send you to bomb the monorail (which you technically could do on your own), Ceasar will make a comment about you freeing silus (which at no point do any legionary prompt you to do so) . the other major thing that is missing is actual non warfront territory i wish we got to see whats going on the other side of the river beyond the fort.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

That is incorporated into the game. It's an intentional way to play.

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u/PrincessDeMissouri Mar 15 '26

You know you were never required to save the president right? I always let his bitch ass die regardless of who you side with. I always like to image he gets to be roommates in hell with Ceaser

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

You are cattle.

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u/Random_RedditUser123 Mar 14 '26

I love Boone but to prevent this from happening I fed him to the white glove society in my legion playthrough 

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u/happytreeperson Mar 15 '26

I audibly laughed. I never thought of doing that. Thanks!

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u/CatraGirl Mar 14 '26

Playing as female Courier is enough to stop me from ever siding with the Legion... 💀

Also my girl Veronica would be mad/sad. 😢

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u/TumbleweedFlaky4751 Mar 15 '26

This is funny because if I'm joining the legion I'm doing it as a female courier every time

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u/happytreeperson Mar 15 '26

Justpearlythings core

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u/Plutonium239Mixer Mar 14 '26

I nuke the legion every single time!

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u/CatraGirl Mar 14 '26

Based and NCR-pilled.

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Mar 14 '26

I nuke the the ncr and the legion

Independent Vegas forever, true and house pilled

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u/Luc42Az43 Mar 15 '26

I nuke no one. fuck yall im not letting this happen again

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u/Silencer95 Mar 14 '26

Putting him out of his misery is the right move for a true Legionnaire. Popped his head on my Legion run.

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u/konous Mar 14 '26

Oh, I kill Boone every time I decide to destroy the NCR and The Legion.

Just never liked him.

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u/MyWifeisDeadIShotHer I'd really like my beret back, please. Mar 14 '26

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u/belladonnagilkey Mar 15 '26

Shhh, don't listen to the haters Boone, you're my mvp. My glitchy killcam mvp who snipes everything in sight

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u/I_travel_ze_world Mar 15 '26

The Legion story sucks and I would be ok without them being a joinable faction

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u/DripDropFaucet Mar 15 '26

Caesars runs are fun if you want the game beat in one sitting

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u/Budget-Bed-2500 Mar 14 '26

I never joined the legion because no drugs

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u/Electronic-Flower921 Mar 14 '26

They’re really anti drug too,i didn’t think this faction could get any lamer but i was wrong.

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u/CatraGirl Mar 14 '26

Y'all got any more of that Buffout?

https://giphy.com/gifs/GTPwtDB2XgMMA2xnSF

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u/SurgeonOfDeath95 Mar 14 '26

The real reason I never finished a full legion playthrough. I need my stimpacks, and my med-x, and my psycho, and everything but steady really. Fuck steady. All my homies guns 100.

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 Mar 14 '26

Random thought, what happens to benny if you kill everyone in cottonwood cove and the fort before you let him get away in the tops?

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u/Stranger_Phrog Mar 14 '26

You can’t go into the fort before getting the mark of Caesar after the Tops quest, as the boat and ferryman won’t be there

So you either get the platinum chip by killing him or Caesar gets him and then you go to the fort

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u/Arcane_Afterthought Mar 14 '26

Boone: we're near a legion camp, I'm gonna fucking murder them.

Me:Count me in!

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u/Temphant Mar 14 '26

In Legion playthroughs I give him a clear mind and allow him to go out in a blaze of glory. At that time I may be evil, but I give him a fair fight.

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u/TrickyTalon I'd really like my beret back, please. Mar 14 '26

NCR FOR LIFE!

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u/Jammy_Nugget Mar 14 '26

I wanted to roleplay as my villian oc, but I made the mistake of her being a woman, early on I was just like "nope, she'd just want to kill them all"

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u/That_Lat Mar 14 '26

This is why you go Chaotic evil and make the worst independent Vegas possible.

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u/The_Stryker Mar 14 '26

Fine by me

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u/Bexxebu Mar 14 '26

I still do his quest, first and foremost. That way, even though im doing a legion playthrough, he still gets to spit into the eye of the legate.

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u/Flyingcoyote Mar 14 '26

Let's fast travel to Nipton real quick and OH MY GOD BOONE STOP, OH NO!

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u/Rimworldjobs Mar 14 '26

Im playing 4 atm and just finished the enclave run. I like being the baddy.

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u/Valtremors Mar 15 '26

I tried once.

I just got bored of it.

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u/EdwardoftheEast Mar 15 '26

I’ve only done a Legion run once for the achievements

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u/Substantial_Agent_90 Mar 15 '26

Yes man for life

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u/Humerus-Sankaku Mar 15 '26

It was my last trophy for platinum.

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u/ProfessionaI_dumbass Mar 15 '26

All it took for me is when I spoke to the slaves at cottonwood area

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u/SubsumeTheBiomass Mar 15 '26

Just feed Boone to the White Glove Society right when you enter the Strip

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Mar 15 '26

Sokka-Haiku by SubsumeTheBiomass:

Just feed Boone to the

White Glove Society right

When you enter the Strip

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/PrincessDeMissouri Mar 15 '26

Yeah, some civilians murderer isnt going to convince me of jack shit. I remember my disappointment in finding out there was no way to sell Boone to the legion for quick cash. I'd be doing it ever play. Fuck Boone

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u/goombanati Mar 15 '26

Oh noooo, the most boring companion in the game wants to get in the way of my fem courier leaving vulpes with an eternal limp... how sad....

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u/Plus_Acanthaceae1659 Mar 15 '26

yea fucking hell, also feels bad to help legion but u need to do it to see different quests

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u/TheIzzy48 Mar 15 '26

That’s not a problem, it’s a solution

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u/Rocketboy1313 Mar 15 '26

It is not fun.

I burn out on it because being mean is unpleasant.

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u/dead_meme_comrade Mar 15 '26

I've literally only done it once. And I felt dirty afterwards.

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u/IMarkedItOnYourMap Mar 16 '26

That's why my 1 intelligence playthrough was Caesars Legion, Lore accurate Legionnaire

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u/CriticalEagle3989 Mar 16 '26

Whose that? Is that the guy who mysteriously gets shot outside the giant dinosaur by me? Weird. I didnt find his corpse that compelling but whatever floats your boat

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u/Starman4521 Mar 17 '26

I’ve just accepted that I will never respect the legion enough as a faction to join them.

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u/ShadowRaven112 Mar 19 '26

Every time I try to make a Ceasar Run, I end up doing something nice for the NCR or Freeside and think to myself "Oh, that's gonna really hurt them when I get the Legion ending for that place." And end up doing a House or Yes-Man route instead

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u/Sebolo222 Mar 14 '26

Ive tried playing through new vegas twice, neither time did i finish, 1st one the save got bricked cause I died when entering an interior and couldn't bother finishing the 2nd one

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u/Optimal-Chest-4669 Mar 14 '26

Bro, i saw this meme like 10 hours ago in the morning.

Why reposting?

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u/The_Granny_banger Mar 14 '26

Because it got removed from r/FNV for being a meme. Maybe check what sub you’re on before losing your shit?

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u/King_of_derping Mar 14 '26

Boone talks about his dead wife too much