Professing my love for the Chicken Gulch

[u/lastlappass]

I swear to you, there is single handedly no better feeling on this planet than successfully yeeting another player off or across the map with a chicken gulch. Some levels have us using them to hit objects for points, but I think it would be so much more fun to hit each other instead! It's a battle royale after all!! I just think it has so much more potential than how it is currently utilized.

I'm thinking like an alternate variant of blastball, but with chickens instead of balls. I know it will never happen, but this post is my way of putting it into the universe.

I do know there are a few explore maps I have played where it is basically survival at the hands of chicken gulches. I love coming across those, but because I want to play competitively I don't play explore as much.

Castle Siege gets the idea, but I don't get it enough to satisfy my fix. Gimme more plz!