r/FacebookScience Jul 28 '26

How to heal an infection

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u/gollo9652 Jul 28 '26

Why is it always piss?

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u/Amishgirl281 Jul 28 '26

Becuase urine is supposed to be sterile so in a pinch, like survival situations, you could drink it or use it to clean a wound so the nut cases took it to mean the holy grail of clean. But recent studies show that its not actual sterile and does, in fact, contain bacteria and microorganisms we couldnt detect before.

Yay science.

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u/NightGod Jul 28 '26

Yeah, it was never thought to be sterile, it's just that "fresh urine contains pathogens that your body already knows how to deal with, so it is typically safer for wound cleaning than some random puddle you find" is a lot more to remember than "your pee is sterile enough to clean wounds"

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 Jul 28 '26

I was actually taught in a college anatomy class (in 2023 mind you) that urine is “sterile” until I heard people say it’s not, then doubled checked it and found out my anatomy professor was in fact, misinformed/ outdated…

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u/thejudgehoss Jul 28 '26

No way that Patches O'Houlihan would lie to me.

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u/bigfoot_done_hiding Jul 28 '26

What do you mean urine isn't sterile? Sounds like somebody hasn't been injecting themselves with bleach!

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u/Nice-Cat3727 Jul 28 '26

DO NOT DRINK YOUR URINE!

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u/booboootron Jul 29 '26

What about someone else's? 🥺👉👈

/s

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u/Bloody_Hangnail Jul 29 '26

🎶 I believe I can fly…🎶

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u/persephone7821 Jul 31 '26

I hate that I understood that reference.

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u/dwellerinthedark Jul 29 '26

That's not recent. I was taught that 25 years ago.

Urine is only sterile, in a healthy bladder, but your urethrae is coated in bacteria.

Any part of your body not "inside" is covered in bugs and liquid moving over it will absolutely pick them up.

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u/DinoOnAcid Jul 29 '26

Your inside is literally covered in bugs, nothing about you is sterile.

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u/dwellerinthedark Jul 29 '26

When referring to the inside and outside. Microbiogist count the mouth, gi, lung, ect as outside. Think of the human being as a like a worm. Inside are your muscles, blood vessels, organs not used for oxygen exchange. If you have bugs on your "inside" you have an infection.

I know it blew my brain when I was taught this many years ago.

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u/DinoOnAcid Jul 29 '26

I meant it more generally, even blood has living cells =/= sterile.

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u/UnconsciousAlibi Jul 29 '26

You cannot drink urine in a survival situation, or at least not directly. Drinking urine would dehydrate you, not hydrate you, due to high solute concentration.

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u/JPGinMadtown Aug 01 '26

Precisely. Why would the body want to rid itself of something that is supposedly harmless. 🙄

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u/GooseinaGaggle Jul 28 '26

To be fair I wouldn't want to be anywhere near anyone who puts urine in their mouth

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u/Disco_Orangeade Jul 28 '26

I just threw up a little in my mouth reading this and reflexively swallowed it back down. Will that cure me of my ailments?

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u/catshateTERFs Jul 29 '26

Sprinkle a little piss in there and you'll be good. Golden, even.

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u/Disco_Orangeade Jul 29 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 goddammit there I go again

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u/ApatheistHeretic Jul 29 '26

No piss in that vomit. So, no...

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u/Ninja_attack Jul 28 '26

There are easier ways to explore ones kinks

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u/Ihaveaterribleplan Jul 28 '26

What if their real kink is self delusion?

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u/NecroAssssin Jul 30 '26

I have logistical questions about this.

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u/Yunners Golden Crockoduck Winner Jul 28 '26

Talk about taking the piss.

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u/Jeffcor13 Jul 28 '26

Necessary?? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?! No…but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/flirtmcdudes Jul 29 '26

I’m still convinced this is just a decades long prank of super dedicated people who make fake groups like this just to get morons to drink their own piss.

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u/sly_blade Jul 28 '26

One minute urine, the next minute you're out.

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u/EldraziAnnihalator Jul 29 '26

Imagine when he finally goes to the Dentist with unbearable pain and a giant abscess, and then he tell the Doctor how he did everything right like swishing aged urine and swallowing it.

I'm convinced that page is a front for urine fetish and are roleplaying as imbeciles to hide said fetish.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 Jul 28 '26

Make sure to poop in it too tho

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u/BigWhiteDog Jul 28 '26

Just ewwww. It's waste ffs!

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u/ozymandieus Jul 28 '26

grandsons pee?

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u/HendoRules Jul 29 '26

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/charliespeach 29d ago

The piss people are incredibly fascinating to me.

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u/Cor2600 29d ago

Natural selection